>American book >it says "Now a Major Motion Picture!" on the cover >the authors name is bigger than the title >open up the book >the letters are about twice as big as normal books >it's written in first person present tense >every "chapter" is only a couple pages long, we are literally talking about "chapters" that don't make it to their third page >lots of grammatical and spelling errors >product placement out the ass >any "facts" are poorly researched or not researched at all
Why? What's the point of American "literature"?
Jaxson Bailey
By American book you mean American Psycho right?
Owen Perry
>product placement out the ass >this is considered acceptable in america
Jacob Cook
They should honestly just stop trying (if they ever were)
My edition of Doctor Zhivago actually has a "now a major motion picture" tag on it
Samuel Collins
>European book >It's on fire because it doesn't give all glory to Allah.
Nicholas Ross
Why OP, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reading... YA.
Zachary Sullivan
Gentle reminder that since the end of WWII American literature has been the most poignant, influential, and complex in the world
Ayden Phillips
>read American book >get shot >image.jpg
David Phillips
>he fell for a meme
when did Veeky Forums become /int.?
Leo White
that's from like a 50's pulp novel and is an advertisement not product placement.
Dont get the eurofags fired up. wah wah why wasn't I born at the center of the world and culture
Landon Taylor
This is a fucking spot on depiction of The Martian btw. Though the two page chapter thing isn't so much of a problem unless you're only doing it because you're a shit writer.
