Hello Veeky Forums

hello Veeky Forums
what are some ways I can gain more time to read? i spend most of my time trying to gather enough money to survive.

Intelligent people overwork themselves quickly to the point where they're disabled and can't work anymore. Then, they are granted neet-dom by their benevolent governmental social services program.

get welfare + become NEET

how to become neet pls?

nice dubs but i dont understand. should i put a bullet in my spine?

depends what country you are in. you might have to immigrate.

You should get on a list for a brain transplant. You would qualify.

>I don't have enough time to read
>but I have enough time to post on Veeky Forums
All right then

Help fulfill the Communist revolution

U.S. should I move?
ok
who are you quoting? also making some posts on Veeky Forums takes a lot less time than reading a book. also the two are not mutually exclusive activities.
thank you for the advice

i really just want to know how to live a happier life. i need a very drastic depart from this los angeles mosh. i feel as if i am in a cage hooked up to a tube where my soul is being siphoned into a beaker to be converted into crude oil. it sucks.

That's weird. All of our lives our progressively wonderful.

"4u"

>los angeles

There's your problem, no wonder you're miserable

nice dubs. los angeles is a very beautiful place.

I'm lucky to be a richfag so I spend all my time writing, reading and watching movies

how did you do it?

stop wasting time on Veeky Forums

1. Be born rich
2. Done

Respect.
I know that if I was in your position I'd be doing the exact same fucking thing. Although it does annoy me I work 65+ hour weeks for roughly £1.5k a month. Imagine if i had all that time for writing. Goddamn

you want to become neet? wait six months, and whatever field you work in will be automated, you'll be unemployed and you'll finally have enough time to read Nikolai Kingsley's subgenius novel "Eyelash".

Here in Finland you get 485 euros for living and an apartment, rent is payed too.
I live a nice NEET life like this but I hope it stops and I will get to study in university.

>capitalism has created a system where people must sell off inordinate portions of their time just to survive

>when socialist policies are proposed to ameliorate the problem, the moronic populace rejects them and defends the capitalist overlords that are robbing them blind

Americans are hilarious

Emigrate for the love of fuck. I'm scandinavian and make roughly the same at my EZ-mode part time job with 15-20 hours weekly.

*smooths out your tinfoil hat*

Become a community college Humanities professor.

That's what I did in my early 20s.

Good luck.

NEET life sucks in the USA. At least if you're on SSI, I hear SSDI is better. I only get $480 a month. I have to hustle daily to afford food and cigarettes and weed and barely have anything leftover to purchase for myself. Vote for Sanders, I guess.