Author is ugly

>author is ugly

>William Vollmann

I really like You Bright and Risen Angels but jesus christ if Vollmann isn't the goofiest hick looking motherfucker.

somewhere out there Pynchon sheds a tear and doesn't know why

Who is James Joyce? Who is Virgina Woolf?

those certainly weren't ugly
if you want an ugly author it's, i dunno, balzac

I will never read The Tunnel on the basis of how much of a fuck ugly ballsack Gass is.

>woolf wasn't ugly
ok bruh

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Name a beautiful author that is actually good.

Ezra Pound
Hart Crane
William Gaddis
Samuel Beckett
John Hawkes

Melville.

Look at the picture of her when she was twenty on Wikipedia. She was cute.

>implying anyone here would have a chance with a woman half as attractive as that

She had a Zadie Smith-esque English grace to her facial expression.

Pretty sure that was a trick of the angle.

Hawkes and Beckett don't count as beautiful.

Me but I'm too obscure for anyone here.

>implying

Iktf, recently started reading moz's autobio

I think pynchon's cute

Holy shit be still my heart.
Ezra Pound was a hottie too. While we're on the subject I think Chuck Pahlaniuk is hot too, but not hot enough for me to check and see if I spelled his name wrong.

What a deep meaningful discussion we're having here.

>What a deep meaningful discussion we're having here.
Kys.

Yeah I love Vollmann but he is... Not pretty.

You first, faggot.

Nah. You're the cunt who spergs idiocy like that to your four group of 19 year old friends. Haha we're so silly! I love us.
You and your kind are a disease.
We don't need to have deep and meaningful discussions. We are all aware of what we're talking about. You're the faggot who has to ruin it.

Kies?
Kiss?

fitzgerald
rimbaud
tolstoy
mishima
wittgenstein

authors, especially poets, are beautiful more often than they are not

"kys" short for "kill yourself" because wants to make sure everyone knows he's the coolest edgiest guy on the block.

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>it's a millenial thread where everyone posts about the attractiveness of authors like this is a beiber forum

bravo for managing to be worse than bookshelf attention whoring/haul threads though, I mean I guess that took some effort

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>rimbaud

>Author is.

>OP is a bigger faggot than usual

>deedeleeedededeledededeleduhdunuh

lmao

I'd destroy myself to get to her and make her love me

>implying authors exist

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Fuck the fucking fuck off, she was beautiful.

Bit of a horse face, lad...

Balzac wasn't that ugly and was known to have intense eyes.

DELET.

It's called the English condition

Out of the way, lads!
Ridiculously handsome knight of faith coming through

the best

>literal hunchback
>handsome

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she looks like oscar wilde lmao

>author
>implying

>ugly
>fat

Literally the reason I haven't ever read and never will read his stuff.

He looks like a man I could trust.

>Author isn't grizzled and rugged
>His books suck

his throat is just repulsive

She got a big old melon head!
Big old tater head!

I'll never read him because his last name is Gass and that bloated disgusting gut combined with that last name just makes me think of a pretentious windbag blowing out diseased farts which he then greedily sniffs.

Guy de Maupassant