A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

>A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

>it's a book

>and he's a writer, not an artist

if you ever meme again i'll fuck you up

Shouldn't it be A Novel About the Writer as a Young Man

or Young Guy, to make it less dry?

you really have to be the lowest of the lowest (or an american) to think artist means painter exclusively.

>A Picture of Dorian Gray

>it's a book

>A Song of Ice and Fire
>It's a collection of toilet paper

>infinite jest
>length is finite

>Stoner
>mc isn't a "420lmaoweed" bloke

>divine comedy
>not funny

>My Twisted World
>it's not actually my twisted world

>board called Veeky Forums
>no actual discussions about literature

But the jest continues forever.

>board called Veeky Forums
>not about smoking fat blunts

>moby dick
>doesn't have 'extreme ways' playing in the credits

>Red and the Black
>no commies
>no niggers

>boards
>on-topic discussions

zozzle

You're a young guy

[Inset Sansa quote]

>V.
>more than one letter is used

>taking the bait

I was specially upset at this one

> a tale of two cities
> not a single mention of J.Cole

>Atlas Shrugged
>Atlas doesn't shrug

>Lord of the Rings
>It's only about one ring

>notes from the underground
>is in the bookshelf

If I take that portrait off, what would happen?

>Bukowski
>he's considered as a poet

>1984
>no synthpop
>no breakdancing
>no saxophone solo

Explain why he isn't

>The Great Gatsby
>he's just a rich loser

......

>"haha guys why be a wageslave and have a stable life when you could be a no-life whiny alcoholic like me?"
His "poems" are pretty much complaints that life is hard and unfair. His attitude was shit and the only reason he is known is because he appeals to the lowest common denominator.

>Book of the new sun
>no made of old sun

It's actaully a very good title when you think about it. It's metaphorical you dunce!!
Writers are artists, you dunce!!!!
He never memed in the first place, he was just being a dunce.
Are you Joyce, no? so stfu, you dunce!!!!
Quality post.
You're retarded, you dunce!!!
Quality post :)
If you expected a book to actually be anything but finite then you might be retarded, you dunce!!!!
It's his last name, you dunce!!!!
It is funny tho, you dunce!!!!!
It is tho, you dunce!!!!
We do tho, you dunce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't get it.
What?
What?
What?
What?
uhh...
Of course, it's a book, you dunce!!!!!
That wasn't bait, he was just a dunce!!!!!
Of course, it's a book, you dunce!!!!!
foking retard
It's metaphorical, you dunce!!!!
Shit, this one is actually pretty good.
yeah, agreed
4u big guy or some shit like that, am I a memer, friends :)
Quality post
He couldn't have known since the book was written in the 40's or something, you dunce!!!!
yeah no
lol truuu
what?
good post
yeah, you dunce!!!!

2/10

>If you expected a book to actually be anything but finite then you might be retarded, you dunce!!!!
I think I might be able to come up with one notable infinite book.

>John Dies at the End
>John dies in the middle
really??

>Norwegian Wood

>paper isn't Norway-sourced

>pierre menard, author of the quixote
>cervantes wrote don quixote

>East of Eden

>takes place on the west coast

but the jest is not, it resides outside of time

>end

there was no specification of which end he would die at, the book? the chapter? the sentence? His life?

>Don Quixote

>there aren't any quick oats

>The Recognitions

>I don't know anyone in this book

>A Farewell to Arms
>He keeps his arms at the end

or even John(Still) Dies In The End of It All

>Grapes of Wrath
>They try to pick Peaches

>Islands in the Stream
>The Islands are all in the Ocean

>All Quiet on the Western Front
>thousands of people in the book die on the western front

>to kill a mockingbird
>the only thing that does is a dog

>the good soldier
>is a shit-tier soldier

>BIG DICK WHITE BOI NIGGA RAILS A PHAT BLACK BOOTY
>chick not wearing these

The Subterraneans?

you're really cute user

>American Psycho
>Written by a first generation Ugandan from Ethiopia and based on a Swahili drug lord of average mental stability

>a character sketch
>it's prose

the sound and the fury

>no audiobook

> i aint mad

Im Westen nichts Neues.