User's theorem

You could always be like Wronski and be an idiot pulling an awesome equation out of your ass while playing with baby math.

Just to fuck with everyone I'd like to invent a very important theory and name it "Big Dick's Theory".

Well at least you can make up as many axioms as you want.

>Mathematicians
>Humble
Most euphoric, pretentious self-aggrandized people on the planet

I also have a Polish last name.
One or two people (outside of family and friends) have said it correctly the first time.

Now I really want to have something named after me.

fucking brainlet detected
come back after you've generalized all curved lines, then talk shit

full retard

At what point is it academically acceptable to start naming things after yourself?

That's not how it works.

you dont even know what you're talking about lmao