Rewrite a passage from your favorite author as if Donald Trump were saying it
Rewrite a passage from your favorite author as if Donald Trump were saying it
Dominic Sanchez
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Elijah Walker
Jeb is a sick man...Jeb is a spiteful man. Jeb is a big, fat mistake.
Daniel Brown
So Gregor Samsa wakes up one morning, had some bad dreams, and guess what: he's a giant insect! Can you believe that? Cuz I sure can't. Just STUPID. ask anybody and they'll tell ya just how dumb I think that is.
Noah Foster
America used to have the best of times. Now we have worst times. Believe me. Let me tell you. People call. People call and say, "it's the worst of times." Worst of times, people. This is a problem. We used to have the best of times. Now we have to worst of times. Everyday I say we should have the best of times. But it's the worst of times.
Ryder Brooks
Jason Lee
This is very good. Just add the word "tremendous" somewhere and it's perfect.
Elijah Hernandez
It is an ancient Mexican
and he stoppeth one of three,
'By thy tall wall and hands so small,
got any jobs for me?'
The White House doors are opened wide,
and i am going in
The Dems in fret, can't stump me yet:
May'st see i'm going to win.
He holds me with his sweaty hand,
'Bernie can win' he said
'Hold off! unhand me, migrant loon!'
Eftsoons, dropped out, did Ted.
He holds him with his Muslim stare -
The Donald stood straight still,
and did accuse the Mexican
of being Clinton's shill
The Donald sat down on a stone
That washed up on the shore
And thus spake on that ancient man:
'We don't win anymore'
'God harm thee, ancient Mexican!
You should be earning less!
Why criest thou then?' - On CNN
You said that Jeb's a Mess.
Xavier Hernandez
INELUCTABLE MODALITY OF AMERICA: AT LEAST THAT IF NO MORE, thought through my eyes. Signatures of all walls I am here to build, desertspawn and desertweed, the nearing sand, that rusty sombrero. Pissyellow, cokewhite, tequilla: coloured signs. Limits of the Chihuahuan. But he adds: in bodies. Then he was aware of them immigrants before of them coloured. How? By knocking his sconce against them, for sure, fore. Go easy, people. Lascivious he was and a millionaire, bombardo di deserto di Muslimano. Limit of the Chihuahuan in. Why in? Chihuahuan, Achihuahuan. If you can put your five fingers through it, it is a gate, if not a wall. Shut your eyes and see, ladies and gentlemen.
Benjamin Martinez
>as if Donald Trump were saying it
>saying it
Jayden Gray
Fuck you, he's saying it inside his head.