What are you writing Veeky Forums?

What are you currently writing? Novel, short story, poem, screenplay etc.

I'm working on a shitpost, I'm twelve words in (started in January).

high altitude kek

I am prewriting an apology from the point of view of Ivan IV as he sits in this chair. I want to channel marquez in The General in His Labyrinth and make ivan an unreliable narrator.

Stop derailing my post fags

Aphorisms for the 21st Century.

I'm currently in the mental process of writing about 7 video games, mostly in my head, but I've written down the outlines at least. I will never produce them because I'm technically incompetent and poor.

im writing a 50 page novella/longshort story and i hate it but want to finish it, maybe once its done i can just cut it down a load and it will look ok

Second novel (about 50k words, half of it in "usable" stage) for my urban fantasy trilogy and plotting out an edgier prequel without all the fantasy shit.

A surrealist, psychedelic sci-fi novel about a family death cult who have to track down and kill what they claim to be their religon's anti-Christ every couple generations or so.