Has a book ever given you a boner

has a book ever given you a boner.

>those books

What a waste. What a shame. Pity.

Your mum's diary.

Particularly the parts including me.

Lolita
The saoilor who fell from grace with the sea
Story of the eye

Also:
>8% battery life
kys

i tend to get a boner while reading, even if i'm reading something that's not exciting or even really that interesting.

I used to jack off thinking about Hermione

>Lolita

I was so disgusted with myself for getting raging boners throughout that book... and then I realised that was the point

Dozens of them. The first thing I ever got hot and bothered over was a sex scene in a book I read at age 11.

She's cute though, who cares? She looks like she's into baking cupcakes and troubling fantasies.

Me too. I wonder why

It's your mind rewarding you for feeding it.

Did not get a single boner. Read ASOIAF if you really want boners.

Story of the Eye

Ah, damn. Someone already said it.

no but your gf's texts do

I mean, Proust has got some surprise lesbian sex so yes.
I also like the part where he cums in his pants from wrestling with Gilberte, that's cool.

This is the dumbest response I've ever seen on this board

>Hurr durr look at me I read!!

you're on Veeky Forums

>look at me I read better books than you and your opinions are shit and you misinterpreted Nietzsche.

Veeky Forums in a nutshell.
On so many levels...

>Hurr durr I'm user and have a cock up my flaming homosexual ass

all the fucking time. reading The Trial right now and Leni's scene gave me one

Veeky Forums is an anonymous message board tho.. it's hardly an ego trip for most of the posters here

Hartshorne's book on algebraic geometry got me hard for mathematical equations. You do something long enough it starts to sexually arouse you, like if you watch MLP you will eventually jack off to cartoon horse porn. The cover in pic got me hard. Lolita got me hard thinking about the forbidden fruit of young girls. I can't remember other books but it's usually when it's something scandalous that gets me going, like underage girls with older men or women.

>Those teeny bopper series on the shelf

11

Boner, by John Williams
actually, boner is the name of the main character

>Veeky Forums is an anonymous message board tho.. it's hardly an ego trip for most of the posters here
AHAHAHAHAHAH

It isn't even explicit.

>actually enjoyed reading Hartshorne
masochist detected

It's because your body is relaxed.

Most people are generally motionless when they read, so your body relaxes your muscles to save energy. An erection is the result of the normally contracted blood vessels in the penis relaxing and allowing the vascular tissue to swell. This is the main reason why you get morning wood when you sleep.

I won't lie I got hard at some of the implied sexual moments in Carpenter's Gothic

Bataille's Story of the Eye

American Psycho,
i've jerked off to that rat-scene so many times

In Praise of Older Women

One-Hundred Years of Solitude

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V. gave me a bunch of weird boners

This is an anonymous board you fucking mongloid cunt

what the fuck is ASOIAF

>8k likes
>Whole book collection fits within genre that appeals to stupid women who would get their book recommendations from social media
>dat outfit and conservative yet cute dress
>those highly topical hashtags

Girl is pretty smart, probably making some good money, and almost certainly created this personality with a marketing mind. Mirin'

Shogun by James Clavell

Nice ahegao

Haven't read V. but Gravity's Rainbow did the same to me

Lolita is the king of boner givers

She's dressed as Belle from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

She could have dressed like Ariel or Elsa. Just saying.

But neither of those characters are known for being into books. Well, Elsa might be. I've never watched Frozen.

has a book ever made you involuntarily unsheath a length of skin-clad tube while staggering around vigorously ransacking your dignity until finally you release several arcs of liquid silk from the fleshy nossle of your fork

I was just about to post this.

ur mum released so many arcs from my reactor last night i thought i was iron man m8

>She's cute though

not Asian enough.

i didn't know she was an engineer. is the reactor working now?

>She's cute though, who cares? She looks like she's into baking cupcakes and troubling fantasies.

This guy gets it.

If she can cook well she can read all the YA she wants. I don't care.

language doesn't have to be explicit to get you aroused.
Maybe if you watched less porn and actually talked to real women for once, you could appreciate the more subtle erotic literature
you basement dwelling shit.

arc levels are severely depleted.
reactor is offline right now.

>getting this angry over boners

>I've never watched Frozen.

consider yourself lucky.

Maybe you should see that you are sperging out even more than he is right now. Calm down maybe?

you haven't actually watched frozen have you.

1984 when I was 13

You know that scene in the end of Stephen King's It, where all 6 of the twelve year old boys take turns having sex on a 12 year old girl?

Without giving away the ending of it, Yes. I got an erectione from a book.

reading's for nerds

so is Veeky Forums

House of Leaves even though any part of the book referencing sex seemed to also be one of the book's flat-out worst parts

really? that's sad. maybe i can ask her about how to turn a reactor back on, since she's an engineer and all

Are you kidding? Good sex stories are way better than porn. In porn you get what they direct at you, while reading you can imagine the gaps, which makes it more personal kind of experience. I've never fapped while reading a book but I unintentionally ejaculated a few times.

Max level Irony

>I unintentionally ejaculated a few times
I need to start reading more

>women are allowed to be mediocre because they're cute and smell nice

If I'm really deep into a book, I'll get a raging hard on after reading for a hour or so. even if it is isn't remotely sexy. I don't know why.

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Yes, the World as Will did.

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Only audiobooks. Jim Butcher puts some straight up smut in some of those, and i'm gay for James Marsters voice.

I got hard, I think in the 2nd chapter, while reading Justine.

Somehow the S&M really translated because it went from ironic, horrible violence to truly tender love and the juxtaposition of the pain, which I replaced with emotional pain, with the pleasure enhanced the pleasure even more, in contrast.

That thought alone made me go BOING!

This picture could easily give me a boner if not for the trash behind her.

How do you know she's mediocre? She might have some amazing skill or talent other than reading meme books and 2deep4me philosophy tracts from 400 years ago. In any case, I'm not interested in deep throating her book collection.

Burrough's Queer.

>hardly an ego trip
>hardly an ego trip
>hardly an ego trip

A song of ice and fire

I don't know which Stephen King book, but in one of them, the kids fucked in the ass by a library guy. That was one of my first go to moments for boners and fingering my ass

>>the part of Children of Dune where Leto has a sandtrout on his dick.

I'd give that title to Ada, actually.

Sherman Alexie pls stay

yes

the t.v. show Lost used to give me a boner

>The saoilor who fell from grace with the sea

>tfw I kept imagining a Japanese porn sequence when he described the sex scene between the mom and the sailor

Yea, the Bible kind of did. Noah's daughters were pretty wild.

Not to mention many other books.

Quiet Days in Clichy

Doctorow's 'book of daniel'

Any Houellebecq book

I know which story you're talking about. It's the one with a monster who has a weakness to licorice or something. He doesn't return a library book and gets raped for it. My memory of this is incredibly hazy.

the library policeman

Yes.
I've masturbated while reading multiple times.

I forgot to mention Mouchette. Great novel.

>he gets a boner from the bible

I'd say hats off to you, but it sounds like you're getting something else off.

Phenomenology of Spirit

iirc sapkowski in narrenturm described a bible whose illustrations were intentionally made to be used as pornography while being seemingly innocent

Those silver collar things in the wheel of time make my dick diamonds.

Oh, you mean Game of Thrones. Common mistake.