What are you reading?

What are you reading?

Everything is a spook.

I am reading Evola

Human, All Too Human.

My diary desu senpai

what's that book about

/pol/ is always right

I am a feminist

I'm under 6 foot

Thomas Pynchon's Inherent Vice

I am a vegan

hey whats cookin toots

Infinite Jest yet again

Aujourd'hui, maman est mort.

Manlets, when will they ever learn?

Rowling did nothing wrong

Harry Potter is shit

I'm a staunch mra

I will rape you

Tell me your opinions

For sale. Baby shoes

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And before you call me /pol/, I want /pol/ gone too, but your mannerisms are even more obnoxious.

If it's not literature, keep it the fuck off of Veeky Forums.

Atheist here, debate me

Have you read Lolita?

I shit my pants.

I can't count to four.

I am well endowed.

(Ladies being superficial is a myth and the truth is that they care more about the respect and responsibility of a nice gentlemen regardless of their looks, size of package, or wealth.)

Second half of the Book of the New Sun
Discipline and Punish

jews did nine eleven

Your purse, m'lovely lady

I love Ayn Rand

You are my property.

I might have aids.

Look out! Ghost baby!

How much is it?

Whore.

No shit, me too

I'm keeping my girltinkler.

Light of my life,

This is my mom

i have no job

kek

wow, funny AND original!

Eggs - breakfast food; why!?

James Franco triggers me

I have never pooped.

Actually, her pussy would tremble and a geyser would follow.

Bullshit. Such women got naturally selected the fuck out of existence. Nothing wrong with caring about a mans looks and financial stability.

My sweet, farting whore!

I don't do anal.
Don't call it boipussy.
Don't touch my dick.

That book is terrible.

found the vegan

start with the greeks

kissing makes me splooge

>Your purse, m'lovely lady

robbing is the way?

Dicking make me huge

mm dd yy

After you, my dear.

how long should I wait before revealing to my gf that I want to keep traditional gender roles and I don't believe in sex before marriage? I don't want her to think I'm insane :)

zootopia art concept book

zootopia fan art (ADULT)

you should be honest

I support Donald Trump

just b urself

>u-uh, that's a really good question actually haha
>>what?
>o-oh, it's just find of famed for being intentionally hard to understand. some scholars have spent huge portions of their-
>>Why are you even reading it then? Haha
>i-it's supposed to feel like a dream...

;_;

Which book senpai?

No. Being chivalrous is The Way.

I believe user is referencing Finnegans Wake

Start with the Greeks

...

Ah, of course, i was thinking maybe Calvino, for some reason.

I enjoy browsing Veeky Forums

>what's that user?? :))

Not four words. REEEEEEEEEEE!

Jet-fuel can't melt steel-beams

"I have genital herpes."

You know nothing, user.

You're gonna pay, right?

kek

Why don't you read?

This literally happened to me on tinder.

Freud's theories on sexuality.

There is literally nothing wrong with being 5'8"

...

>natural selection and money in the same hypothesis

Keep telling yourself that man... How will it feel when your son becomes the man of the house at age 13 because he got your wife's genes?

At least I'll have gotten laid

I have genital AIDS, just in case she might already have it

Wrong image Dummy, it should have been Rand Paul

You gonna finish that?

Familiar with David Icke?

Sorry, I'm only 5"6'.

Do you like anime?

Ever heard of Pewdiepie?

Whatever. Not my problem.

God is not great

Do you like memes?

Shit boy, I die.

Found the kiddo

Arse full of farts

i love you bae