>Write a university girl a love letter >She thanks me but rejects me on the grounds that she was still heartbroken over her breakup >2 years pass >go back to my inbox to read it, expecting myself to cringe >Nope, still good, still absolutely amazing
Fuck...wasted words on basic bitches.
Here's another one
>Write girl a love sonnet in apology >She doesn't respond >Delete from facebook >She uses quotes from my sonnet 2 years later in selfie instagram posts
And people are surprised when I'm a "misogynist bigot" in 2016.
Jose Williams
>>>/blog/
Joshua White
>writes women "absolutely amazing" sonnets >gets buttmad at being rejected, literally hates women
wow you're such a humanist
hopefully everyone else thinks as lowly of you as I do so you can go write another sonnet about getting BTFO on Veeky Forums, faggot
Andrew Garcia
>She uses quotes from my sonnet 2 years later in selfie instagram posts
Give us the quote she used at least. If you were a real man, you would post both of them so we can critique it if not this thread isn't worth anything.
Parker White
trust me m8, it's bretty fucken good.
Posted it a long time ago on Veeky Forums in the form of me reading it via vocaroo...Veeky Forumsizens begrudgingly admitted it was good.
Brody Reyes
Then post it you faggot
William Gutierrez
gotta remain anonymous--don;t wanna get dox'd
Evan Evans
fuck you and your worthless thread.
Carson Brooks
>begrudgingly admitted it was good I trust the average Veeky Forums poster as well as I can see them.
Charles Turner
Girls don't like dweebs who write love letters like a 15 year old.
Girls don't like any kind of writer unless you're good looking and either quiet but throw looks their way, charming, funny or well mannered.
Most writers weren't swimming in pussy, even byron had charisma.
Elijah Walker
>still not posting it >expecting people to believe him Fuck off attention whore, you might as well be a tripfag. You're certainly stupid enough.
Bentley Kelly
>>Nope, still good, still absolutely amazing
Amazing or not it's still a rookie move.
Don't start off by writing letters and shit. No bitch cares about a gooey letter writer up front. They want to butt heads with the asshole first. Turn it into a game. Then when she equally hates and loves you begin to show that other side of you. But later on. Not up front.
David Rodriguez
>unironically giving advice on how to attract women
top kek is there a quicker way to reveal that you're meme'd?
Oliver Taylor
Don't forget spooked, brooooo.
I just want OP to stop throwing letters at every bitch he sees. The world don't need that.
Ian Lewis
You're supposed to write love letters to girls you're dating.
Not to girls you aren't dating. That's just creepy.
Easton Adams
>writing a love letter in university
G-d almighty save me from this cringe
Gabriel Nelson
If you're not gonna post the letter/sonnet you might as well have just posted this on /r9k/
Elijah Walker
The cringe is in the fact that you ever thought writing a love letter to a girl was a good idea
Lucas Sanders
That picture makes me grind my teeth with triggered-ness.
Jacob Murphy
>That's just creepy. Can you at least use a less overused adjective, zombie? Let's look at a synonym of creepy -- how about "eldritch." Okay, so, now I need you to start saying "That's just eldritch" from now on; can you do that for me? Can you do that, little bitch? Fuck! OMG IM YELLING. YAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!111@@@@@@
Don't worry, I love you. You are like a spade to me.
SPADE! with which WOLKENSON!!! hath tilled his lands, And shaped these pleasant walks by Emont's side, Thou art a tool of honour in my hands; I press thee, through the yielding soil, with AHHHHHHHHH.
Justin Green
I'm watching you write now.
PS I am wanting as I write this.
Joshua Young
>Can you at least use a less overused adjective, zombie? It's an English teacher wants you to not use "nice", "good", or "say" lesson.
Dylan Ramirez
>Years later he STILL THINKS that girls want Beta Bob to write them poetry and not Chad to give them a hard fucking and spit on them
HAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAG
Camden Martinez
>>writing a love letter in university
You know OP becomes even more sperg the more you consider the ridiculousness of this line. Who would ever think that is a good idea?
Juan James
...
Adam Cruz
When will Chad write hardcore and moving poetry about this?
Jeremiah Diaz
fuck off. no fucking way. i refuse to believe this is real.
Aiden Stewart
>Fuck...wasted words on basic bitches. Why wasted? Re-use.
Aaron Edwards
>Everyone attacking OP I'll play devil's advocate and assume OP is telling the truth.
If true, OP is quite simply born in the wrong time--as funny and cliche as that sounds, it could simply be true in this instance. Women used to be better read, used to appreciate good command of the english language, used to sew, etc--it really does seem that, amongst all strata of society--the pampered babylonion whore seems ot be the archetypal format most women of modern day western world conform themselves to.
Why is it impossible for Veeky Forumsizens to even consider what I am saying is true--maybe OP is in the right and society is in the wrong?
Why would we punish and redicule OP if he is a harbinger of good lines?
It just seems cruel...now, OP...post those fucken POEMS!
Anthony Barnes
Source the girl.
Eli Roberts
>Write girl a love sonnet in apology now i have malaria
Jordan Bennett
>Women used to be better read
100 years ago most people, male or female, couldn't read
Evan Miller
Is this the forward to your new book I'm a Complete Faggot ? So because a girl didn't drop her panties for your love letter you hate all women now ? I'm going to go out on a limb and say your love letter probably creeped her the fuck out
Adrian King
>talks incessantly about self >attempts to make people think he's cool and talented >vies for the attention of complete strangers >GOTTA REMAIN ANONYMOUS pathetique
Alexander Reed
>If true, OP is quite simply born in the wrong time >If true, OP is quite simply born in the wrong time Yeah man it probably would have worked out differently had it been a different year
Ayden Wilson
>he uses the thesaurus to appear more intellectual
kys pseud
Jayden Morales
You're not entitled to random women's love if you randomly send them a love letter. sorry
Asher Wood
>G-d You do realize that's not his real name, right?
Nolan Phillips
amor che al cuore amato sempre renpaira amor, user
Joshua Hall
Wow that is SO cool and, like, really interesting, u r really unique :)
Julian Williams
Wouldn't you want a relationship where both of you think that about the other?
Charles Fisher
care to explain why?
Nicholas Jackson
An "ironic" "relationship" "?"
Christian Adams
It's written by someone with no life experience
Nicholas Russell
>at university library getting a book >find it on the shelves and start walking out >bump into grill i have a huge crush on that normally tries to avoid me >she's surprisingly talkative and friendly >have a good quick convo and walk away feeling great >when i reach the exit as i'm self-scanning my library card and book to loan it out i realize that she must have saw the book in my hand and assumed i was gay from the cover which is why she was so friendly and talkative
Aiden Jones
I mean both thinking that unironically about their partner
Josiah Clark
Become her gayfriend. After a while tell her that she's so beautiful that she has made you question your sexuality. Her egocentrism might make her want to give you a chance. It has worked for me once
Brody Foster
I think it gives a nice perspective: when you're too into your problems thinking how you're not absolutely bound to them is refreshing, I think