On a scale of 1 to 10 how talented is john green?

>cute wife

going to need proof on this one

me on the left

what am i doing with my life

That is not his wife. She is also not cute.

Cara Delevigne isn't cute? Come on dude...

It's just the dopey expression on her face, I think.

She has the face of a neanderthal and the body of a 12 year old boy

She falls into that valleynof weirdness for me

Its hard to pit my finger on exactly but she does nothing for me. I have trouble figuring out how she dkes it for anyone

Normally i can atleast concieve of someone finding another attractive, but not her.

It's quite an achievment but you're pretty high on the Veeky Forums's autism scale.
You cannot seriously concieve how she be seen as attractive? Come on man, I don't like her myself but she's thin, has a great skin, nice face traits, tall, green eyes. Come on.

>boy

No I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a penis

>tfw I like short buxom vixens with fairyesque facial features

Be my friend

Did you read my post. Normally i can wuth her i just cant.

As I said I don't like her myself; the whole quirky attitude and "look at me I'm so random" is very offputting but even an holocaust denier would understand why people find her attractive.

no

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she has very striking almost brutal facial features which are almost ugly but certainly not completely so.

> he doesn't know about left wing sexual freedom
Also is this because of that Paper Towns movie or did he get her cast as the unattainable sex highschool sex object in that film? Both have odd undercurrents desu

more than you/10

7.5

I have been looking for a way to describe his style of writing because it also happens to be the style of talking that many 'funny' hipster kids used in high school.

It's not right to say it's quirky but it does have a kind of Wes Anderson element in the dialogue. You get a sense from the narration that the leads are looking down on the other characters and they come in with these words like 'literally', 'life choices', 'basically'. To some these words seem innocent but in this style of writing it's used to add a certain sharpness or personality to the character that makes them nauseating because it's as if adding 'literally' to an observation you're making it at the same time more clever but also more fickle/non-chalant or juvenile. A standard line might be like 'Literally, the love of my life.' referring to something asinine

Anyone else get this?

yeah I know what you mean. girl that Im vaguely friends with acts like that
she loves halsey,wes anderson and john green.

uhhmmm. wrong again

i feel like the writing has the same sort of dialect that histrionic high school theatre kids have, wherein they try to put extra emphasis on "weird" words and "peculiar" enunciation. altho i'm just basing this on his films as i haven't actually read the books.

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she's like a 5 m8

Is that an actual man?

tfw we have the same taste.
I like her.
Well "objectively" she might be a 5 but I'd choose her rather than cara or whatever is considered attractive today.

>that right eye

This upsets my autism.

That being said, she looks more like an actual woman than an androginous dude like Cara.

Dude Cara is a goddess

this is exactly what models try to be

she looks like a handsome surfer dude in that pic

Exactly no one can look at her and realistically day that they think she's pretty, she might not be there type but they'd still think she's attractivr

>tfw i don't like cara
I tried honestly to understand the appeal many times over, always failed.
Can someone tl;dr the attraction you feel?

>one year ago
>alone again during the whole summer so i just drive around places for whatever reason at weird times
>drive like four hours one day to the city to go to like goodwill or the state mall or some shit
>can't find anything to buy and store employees keep pressuring me so i just get a Nirvana shirt from Newberry comics
>sit outside for a long time eating pretzel bites and hoping to die
>hang out in Cabela's later and try to buy a Remington shotgun but it was $500 and I only had $455
>get tired as the sun begins to set and decide to find a movie theatre just to pass time
>there are like ten movies showing and all of them look embarrassing
>pick Paper Towns on a whim
>go inside and sit with a small group of tweens and an middle aged MAN who is with his wife
>can't get my bag of Sour Patch Kids open and stop trying after I cut myself on it
>well up
>the small girls behind me are loud but as soon as the movie begins I realize it's going to hit home - HARD
>turns out the movie is literally about me at that time
>cara comes onscreen and everything begins to make sense
>drive home in a daze
and this is where cara and i began

It depends who you ask, some people cal it a choice I personally think people are born gay so I don't know how I could explain it to you

Idk, I like females but Cara objectively is a 7.5/10
If 5 is the average woman.
She's way above average but nowhere near really beautiful.

You can try to explain.
For example I like Anna Kendrick's face, I think she's a million times prettier than Cara.

Supremely punchable face/10
What is it about his face that tells you he's a shitty writer?

You gay? She looks like a dude in that pic.

You are the problem

His name is Blake

What?
Edit this.

Talented enough to finish a book but not talented enough to write books that are not young adult trash.

You sound pathetic

Is that Jared Leto?

she isn't nearly Asian enough.

I thought this was supposed to be about rating John Green?

human garbage

I hate green, but that is a really good idea that I would use if i had friends.

when that baby grows up it'll probably join the alt-right.

Any manlet can only look slightly attractive if she puts on 20 kgs of makeup, you moron.

this is the most reasonable argument I've heard, how ever it still fails to actually do what the OP asked.

admit that you want to poke her penis. you have 30 seconds to do so.

god I hope so.

what is the deal with Veeky Forums and Green?

Wallace wrote a positive blurb about him like weeks before his death, it was his last published material until TPK was released.

Veeky Forums stands for literature

I prefer girls who look like boys who look like girls, not girls who look like boys.

Why is she being pohotobombed by an orc?

If you have a penis you are not a her.

You're gay aren't you

>what is the deal with Veeky Forums and Green?
Lit is mad that a Supposed Hack is rich while their Patrician work is shit

Fucking wake me up inside.

No its the testicles that count, a woman can be born with a penis is but have ovaries and biologically be a female

Underrated post

She hates him. I remember him writing about how she couldn't stand him until he was famous.

hahaha what a fuckin pussy. instead of having the guts to ask someone out, he unasks out 6 people instead.

what is it that makes her face look so brutal?

i guess normally the mouth is wider - when a draw a face, the corners of the lip go to the respective centers of the eyes

and normally the mouth is 2/3 of the way between the chin and the nose, instead of 1/2 of the way

but i dont know if that really explains it

you're right

im not a fan of john green, but he does have a distinctive narrative voice. the voice usually isnt bland, but the rest of the book is pretentious and boring

filthy inbred jewess that takes drugs and black cock like it's her fucking job

What's wrong with drugs ? That makes her more attractive to me, the black cock thing doesn't do much to me isn't she a lesbian ? Which also is better for me

Her eyes for sure a day the small mouth yeah but the angle of how triangular her face is, her eyes though are the most striking part