Hi Veeky Forums, my boyfriend is a violent, ectoplasmic purificatory incarnation who doesn't have normal emotions. I want to get him a book for his birthday but am drawing a blank. Any ideas?
(He likes sports and depressing ballads from the fifties.)
Get him a pair of balls.
He already has a lot of balls. Like, hundreds. He's obsessed with baseball.
>having a gf
Your bf is a retard just buy whatever.
>violent, ectoplasmic purificatory incarnation who doesn't have normal emotions.
You should probably just end yourself.
>yfw he consciously uncouples from you
which fifties?
Nineteen.
>violent, ectoplasmic purificatory incarnation who doesn't have normal emotions
>being this heteronormative
>violent, ectoplasmic purificatory incarnation
Now this is painful
Work on yourself first