So how do avocados still exist...

>cultivate
what did he mean by this?

That's actually a polished ceramic bowling ball in a giant plastic avacado.

>Why don't they sell this kind of banana?
Depends on where you are. Inside EU this is a hugely political thing where some countries pushed through that only bananas from their former colonies should be allowed into Europe. So Europe is a bit bland in this respect. Outside Europe you will find a huge variety of bananas, many of which are not for eating raw but usually fried.

Cite?

i put a few avocado seeds in a flower pot and now I have a few mini-trees. And I can assure you no digestive juices were involved.

They grow quickly at first, about 20 cm in a week or so. After that it grows slowly but can reach several meters in height with time also indoor in colder climates.

>In 1982, evolutionary biologist Daniel H. Janzen concluded that the avocado is an example of an 'evolutionary anachronism', a fruit adapted for ecological relationship with now-extinct large mammals (such as giant ground sloths or gomphotheres). Most large fleshy fruits serve the function of seed dispersal, accomplished by their consumption by large animals. There are some reasons to think that the fruit, with its mildly toxic pit, may have coevolved with Pleistocene megafauna to be swallowed whole and excreted in their dung, ready to sprout. No extant native animal is large enough to effectively disperse avocado seeds in this fashion.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avocado

Under Coevolution. The fact that modern growers still need to pierce the pit to get it to grow also speaks to this.

underrated post

In the wild wouldn't am avocado fall from the tree and plant itself

I don't get the reference

>mfw avocado can be an ayy lmao

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