Math Jobs

good riddance, brainlet

This, seriously.
This is my dream double major but I'm just so fucking bad at math.

The average Sci poster is still in university, be it undergraduate or graduate. Your school literally has an office of career placement and advice. Advisors are literally trained and paid to hold your hand in career placement.

I went and they told me to talk to someone in the industry. Might as well start talking to professors

When they told you that most math majors end at finance it is a lie. It is also a lie that the guys who do end up there want to kill themselves. When you are a math major any job you get is a choice because there are so many fields that will hire math majors so you always choose where you end up. The math majors who applied for finance jobs clearly wanted to do it, if not then they would have gone somewhere else, and there are plenty of places to go.

That said, from how easy your opinion was persuaded you probably don't really care about math so you should still go to CS or whatever.

Damn I need to talk to a counselor. I have no idea what I'm doing

I'm eligible to get my associate's degree at my local community college. Should I bother signing the papers to get it? I'm already transferring to a university for a bachelors in CompE.

If you are very good at statistical analysis, then as an actuary, you can make a fortune.

How much clearer can I be?

I got mine and got fucked by financial aid.

If you are financial aid dependent, stay away from it.

Fucking GPA 3.7 towards mechanical engineering and not one scholarship or grant or loan for summer.

This literally makes no sense. If you already got a degree and were able to get through university education then you have higher odds of using the grants well and making something out of it, unlike some moron just out of HS who, for all we know, flunk calculus one and waste it entirely.

So it is true that scholarships are actively looking for the most retarded people Well, I suppose getting a tattoo of a cock on your forehead would help you land that sweet money.