Simply, up-to-date authors the most relevant to real life

Simply, up-to-date authors the most relevant to real life

Prove me wrong.

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>write a super vague villain
>apply his example to everything you don't like

>mfw people get upset at her opinions instead of how desperate she is to stay relevant and end up giving her more attention

i.e., Trump is literally Hitler.

Heh, I always figured Voldemort was kinda like Brexit. Weird.

How can anyone oppose Brexit?

What kind of cosmopolitan bourgeois world are we living in?

Harry Potter is shit.

What is depicted here should not have been allowed to occur.

>What kind of cosmopolitan bourgeois world are we living in?

the one we've been living for the past century? did you miss that, lmao.

JK Rowling was smart

She purposefully wrote a poorly characterized cardboard cutout villain. That way, after the sun set on her career, she could try to stay relevant by comparing things to that villain

Trump = Literally Voldemort
Brexit = Literally Voldemort
0.4% increase in property tax = Literally Voldemort

and so-on

We all need to remember she got rich from someone else's idea,

Authors like her don't deserve any support.

Learn about the Potter family here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(film)

Did she create Voldemort after looking at herself in the mirror?

They want the EU to be one country, to have one currency, one government, one culture, etc.

that's some cute ear sticking out of the hood

>Bathsheda Babbling
>Bathilda Bagshot
>Gellert Grindelwald
>Colin Creevey
>Dudley Dursley
>Schmoopy Poopy

God spoke through her pen

I don't get why liberals are so in favour of the UK remaining part of the EU

What's in it for them?

EU is liberal and will push the UK to be more liberal, plus you have to let in more people when you're in the EU

I know, right? This shit pisses me off so much. If there is one community that needs to be absolutely staunch about consent, it's BDSM. Public display throws all that out the window.

Arrgh.

god damn, just look at this wall-eyed cake-faced abomination

Get fucked, alliteration is great

damn she's grasping for attention. Isn't she an author? Coudn't she, you know, write another book if she wanted people to care?

Alliteration is an exotic spice people treat like ketchup.
It can be good, but it's usually banal.

Looks like someone hasn't read Beowulf.

>up-to-date authors the most relevant

How about Nu Know Brow YA authors artistically expressing High Art in a Virtuoso fashion that doesn't go out of style ?

Biophotons

Galactic DNA

Stellar Consciousness

Ride the Tiger

Telluric Currents

Hour of the Tiger

Conductivity Discontinuities

Schumann Resonance

Tetrachromacy

Polysemy

Quantum Storytelling

Spiral Dynamics

Levels of Consciousness

The mathēmatikoi and akousmatikoi

The Phaedrus

Innamorati

Difference and Repetition

Who could spin such threads into a tale ???

>Simply

Not so simple...

Transtheoritical Models

Imagination Age

Bricolage

Narrative Networked Story Exchanges

Metaxy

Lumonics

Tacit Knowledge Sharing

Transmediation

Permaculture

Ecolinguistics

The Quintessence

like Elton John continuously repurposing Candle in the Wind

This woman always uses her shitty characters as metaphors for people in the real world.

Systems Theory...

Coherence

Adinkras

continued mass importation of third world scum to swell the Labour turnout at the ballot box

he said
>It
>can

i-d.vice.com/en_gb/article/we-asked-young-londoners-why-they-want-britain-to-remain-in-the-eu

Liberals are bourgeois as fuck, m8.

If mainstream media says jump they say how high. Not that populist shills are much better.

Or how Maya Angelou continuously recited And Still I Rise.

That is not bad in of itself (coz Europe needs it to be revelant) just that EU sucks

shut the fuck up

>mathēmatikoi

>makrons
freshie scum

What the fuck is an up-to-date author?

>voldemort metaphor for brexit

I don't know about her, bu I would certainly vote for Voldemort to leave.

So what your saying is,

Writers that use metaphor to describe real life situations, are the most relevant to our processing and understanding of real life situations?

"Trump is worse than Voldemort!"
What did she mean by this?

Just seems like she uses vague Harry Potter metaphors to convince her rabid fanbase to have the same lefty political leanings as her. As a lefty I find it irritating.

>vice

The main reason they listed was "I want to travel." But don't they realize that the EU lets gypsies and mohammedans travel to Britain? How hard is it to get a tourist visa anyway? I've never heard of anyone from Canada having any trouble visiting Europe for a few months at a time. I'm not even British but this is infuriating to watch. The people in the article all look like "posh" hipsters and had bullshit jobs like "Fashion Designer" or "DJ." I love the "No Man is an Island" tee shirts, they're right, what affects Europe affects me. It saddens and angers me to watch my ancestral homeland get invaded by muslims who are the antithesis of everything Europe represents. I hate how Europeans are afraid even to display their own flags, how they think that their own culture doesn't matter anymore, how women aren't safe on the streets. My grandfather didn't go to war for this.

And you know what, as much as I dislike muslims and abhor their violent barbaric culture, it makes a lot more sense to me than the neutered liberalism of the West, the nihilistic mindless consumerism. When the car alarms finally stop ringing, and the white dust settles, and the ambulances carry away the survivors, I can say to myself, "Ah. Here was a man with blood in his veins."

>Q: What do you say to those who want to leave the EU? A: Read more.

I read fifty books a year, "m8"

she's definitely a liberal with some Sanders/Corbyn-ish leftist leanings. And I agree, her punditry has gotten really stupid, as much as I loved her books as a kid.

>tfw live in Northern Ireland
>tfw every pro-remain goober has bought the "muh travel" propaganda without realizing everyone here already has Irish citizenship

And ironically it's the most ardent republicans that suddenly seem to care the most about maintaining British global influence and international business interests.

lol you got some srs troubles there m8

This desu, why can't these old hags just die gracefully

It's completely moronic. You didn't need a Visa to go to the vast majority of Europe before Schengen, that includes fucking Spain under Franco and everything. The only exception were (most) communist countries for obvious reasons.

the EU is the best way to cuck the British man
plus republicans seem most open to the common sense of the EU
leaving is just nonsense

Seriously. If I had as much money as her I'd give absolutely no fucks about any of this shit. Pynchon had the right idea about not getting actively involved in the public arena.

Houellebecq.

Cultural enrichment

Free(-ish) movement of labour, money, goods & services.

>write a book series that conflate britain and the whole world
>oppose british isolationism

He's not really vague, he's obviously Wizard Hitler.

>tfw Potterfans unironically think Voldemort is the most chillingly evil role played by Ralph Fiennes

Grindelwald is Hitler pleb.

Truly, the petty-bourgeois radical has become a parody of himself.

>muslims who are the antithesis of everything Europe represents
top spook

>bad metaphor for politics
>literature
good thread

I saw that documentary so I know that guy is a British librarian.

On the continent they know this is a fetish so they keep it indoors generally.

>"muh travel" propaganda without realizing everyone here already has Irish citizenship
I'm in a similar situation but you're forgetting that a lot of the cross recognition shit will go. So if you're a solicitor or whatever the fuck you have in N Ireland it'll likely become harder to practice in France or gain an equivalent title for example. P much everything else tho who cares.

Actually you should since I'd put money on London cucking you until you're a third world country if the UK leaves.

Brexit will fuck your economy up. There isn't even that many migrants that come to UK, and most of them are from EU countries and actually pay moer taxes and are more active than your population (it is getting old).

>So if you're a solicitor or whatever the fuck you have in N Ireland it'll likely become harder to practice in France or gain an equivalent title for example
Are you for real? You can't practice law in another country not because of some recognition issues but because the law is completely different there.

England is really great to get an LLB from in some ways because you get access to most common law countries, but you can also transfer over to the EU too. It usually involves so many years of practice as a foreign lawyer and passing some course or test.

cnb.avocat.fr/m/Being-a-Lawyer-in-France-Accessing-the-Legal-Profession_a1735.html

it's teatime jezza

Well it's highly likely a Brexit will trigger a global recession, anyone with any investments or any vested interests will be effected.

Also the assumption other countries will be desperate to have access to Britain's small markets is naive, the reality is Britain will be put into a very weak bargaining position. China, America, Canada, EU, and others have all already said they aren't interested in playing games and will be looking out for their own interests in making independent trade deals. Either president Trump or Clinton isn't going to be making good new trade deals with Britain.

Also it might trigger a slow break up of the EU which will lead to more aggressive Russian imperialism.

When countries loosen their borders, cultures homogenize and become less competitive, resulting in a lower rate of competition and a breakdown of the idea of a series offractalized militarily advanced "nation state" that's bred so much war within Europe, and which, since the EU, has largely disappeared.

>war within Europe, and which, since the EU, has largely disappeared.

>And ironically it's the most ardent republicans that suddenly seem to care the most about maintaining British global influence and international business interests.
seriously?
what the fug

unification soon though

You're making the homo oeconomicus fallacy that people do things because it's in their interest to do them.

People do things because the TV told them to. Globalists do things because it's in their interest to do them, because other globalists at the country club, and their lawyer, told them to. Liberals live in an Outer Party recreation zone with relatively minimal crime and relative economic buoyancy where nothing matters and hyperreality is thick. Because of the inertia of stale cultural memes, they think they're still real people with real votes and that they are engaged with the political. So they walk around going "Yes well hrm you see I have extremely strong opinions about the deficit and how we need to foster a better world democracy by brown nigger LGBT durhudhurhurr" and all the other proles nod and go "mm.. Indeed, indeed, Winston is really on point today!" Then they tweet about how the UN should really use Fort Knox gold to create a giant FEELINGS RAYGUN that will make everyone feel good all the time, and get 73571 "Likes" from other retards like them, and no one corrects them, because nothing means anything and you can just say and think whatever the fuck you want so long as you're only recycling and rebreathing the endless ocean of junk cruft horseshit that we all swim in, and so long as you never unplug yourself from the neoliberal Matrix and you only stay in London where the only people you see are abstracted labour functions drifting between their doot doot 9-5 labour station and home entertainment system with social media apparatus. Rich people have more connection to the world economy but even they just sit in country clubs and create a harmonic resonance between themselves so that the Correctopinionsphere emerges unconsciously from them like an egregore. They all hide their money by owning property indirectly through family members and evading taxes by manipulating charities and then go to dinners about letting gay Turkish mexicans into the country that they will never see or hear because they own four cottages in Muskoka and their 21 year old daughter drives a BMW despite working as a barista, and their other son went to Berkeley to become a software programmer and make $200k a year sitting on his flabby ass while his testosterone siphons away so he has tons of time to Facebook about #Issues like gay people being indirectly killed by oligarchs who make Muslims kill gays by disliking that Muslims kill gays.

I support remain because I am a british citizen who lives outside of the UK and as a result of being a european citizen I get affordable healthcare and subsidized tuition.

If the UK leaves it will only elevate my hatred of Britain and its culture, on top of that I will probably renounce British citizenship and apply for Spanish citizenship (My mother is Spanish)

Please tell me English isn't your first language.

>I am a british citizen
>My mother is Spanish

A dog may be born in a stable, but that doesn't make it a horse.

Not one drop. Get fucked and go back to Spain, Pablo.

She didn't use Voldemort as a metaphor for Brexit. She analogized her making up monsters like Voldemort to the Brexit campaigners portraying the EU as a monster and the Remain campaigners portraying the consequences of leaving the EU as monstrous.

>actually looking things up
Fuck off filthy empiricist.

I was born in the UK, I am also an American citizen. I am not especially Spanish as I can barely speak the language.

Honestly top post m8. Thank you for writing that.

What is an actual, tangible thing that the UK will get from leaving? I know they'll lose a hell of a lot.

I hear a lot of "freedom" rhetoric. It's the UK. They gave that up after the second World War.

If people bothered to read, you'd have a point. Most people still haven't learned any of the lessons of the last 3,500 years of western academia and thought, which is necessary to understand how current thought functions.

So no, contemporary authors are probably the not the most relevant to "real life".

My dad said they would get hundreds of miles of coastline back

Only things I could find about that are conspiracy theories about how the EU will take all of the UK's coasts and an article about clean, protected UK waters are probably only that way due to EU regulations.

So maybe a mix of both. EU environmental regulations are keeping businesses from operating in those waters.

I wonder how people would feel about that if it was their own government doing it, though.

Theyre just clothes, wearing leather around someone isn't a sexual act.

You wouldn't understand because you clearly have absoloutely no grasp of european politics. Boris Johnson is a liberal, Jeremy Corbyn is not. Memes are not a replacement for actually learning something.

Liberals, everybody.

>clean, protected UK waters
They're really not that clean.

You wouldn't understand because you clearly have absoloutely no grasp of european politics. latex is sexual, leather is not. Memes are not a replacement for actually learning something.

>latex is sexual
He is wearing latex tho. I don't know what makes you think it's leather

kek

Lmao

The person the person I was replying to was replying too was talking about leather.

Chiaki J Konaka circa 1997.

Honestly, you spook faggots have no values or decency and need to get rounded up and shot. You won't be able to complain, because human rights are a "spook."

>most of them are from EU countries

There are schools in the UK that are so full of gypsies from Romania that not a single student was A) born in the UK or B) speaks English. They're demanding more money from the government because in normal schools parents will shell out for playgrounds and field-trips and what have you.

you're not even trying to not be stupid

I get the feeling that you like to wear leather and you think that someone criticizing BDSM furries is an affront against the fabrics you choose to wear.

All of these things are cool and good

I mean, I really wish my country would be invaded by Russia, like unironically.

Voldemorts Hitler too
>Mudbloods are basically the jews
>Vodlemort jacks off to Pure Bloods even though he is a half breed same with Hitler being Austrian and jacking off to Germany.
>Voldemort allies himself with useful creatures he dislikes like giants like Hitler did with the Japs.
It goes on and on.

>parents will shell out for playgrounds
They absolutely do not.

>leaving is just nonsense
Destroying neoliberal capitalist institutions is not nonsense.

Another reason why Sinn Féin are just poser socialists.

>Actually you should since I'd put money on London cucking you until you're a third world country if the UK leaves.
m8, we're not exactly a hub of finance and international trade.

NI is probably the place that sees the fewest benefits of EU membership.