What happens if STEM god tier gets its way and the humanities are banned from college and the study thereof becomes a...

I wonder how long it would take for the rubber and pepper to turn to lead and organophosphates.

On which side? Unfortunately, I worry it would take a lot for the modern American intelligentsia to arm itself because how connected it is with the current liberal anti-gun politics. More than likely they will be exterminated or jailed before they form any meaningful revolution.

The quality of art and humanities scholarship would go up.

This probably.

people who have humanties degree will start getting paid more and people with STEM degrees will start getting paid less.

>the spawning of dilettantes would benefit the field

>career academics with a PhD in non-Euclidean trans-robot hermeneutics of H.P. Lovecraft have any worthwhile scholarship
>he doesn't support equal outcome policies

Except such PhD's don't exist.

Considering what the humanities are on a college-level nowadays, it would be a bless to get rid of it.

>people think academics are SJW

If anything they mostly resist this SJW phenomenon. They're fully aware this is irrationalism of the highest order and totalitarian in its methods and goals.
They're more the victims of these Red Guards than any of you in your daily life.

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It's hard out there for an English major

God have mercy on the collective autism of society if it does

It wouldn't be long until it becomes a capital offence to walk in any other fashion than straight lines and 90 degree turns

We'd lose all sense of spiritualism but replace the despot of an all-knowing god for the despot of a know-it-all dawkins and turn his writings into irrefutable dogma - 'god is dead! long live anti-god!'

as the proliferation of fleshlights and high-definition VR porn goes into overdrive, the blue-pinkish flicker of a semi nude woman on a screen becomes enough to make our shrivelled dicks spurt off in our favourite spiderman undies. who needs real females now?

Eventually, the repressive gazes of the whiteknight beta - who won't actually fuck chicks, just treat them like mantlepiece ornaments - becomes so psychologically distressing to women all across the world it induces a barren womb, rendering the entire human race incapable of procreation.

But that's okay, allegedly - our stem overlords have been freezing their own sperm for years now. the women are artificially inseminated with autistic DNA and the fate of the human race is sealed as a socially incompetent, culturally stunted, emotionally retarded waste of natural resources.

One of the most well-respected academics in my area was a huge SJW, she made our whole Film and Lit Analysis course about race, mental illness, and gender.

I keep seeing people like you wandering in this kind of thread and it doesn't seem we live in the same realm. My college is filled with so-called “SJWs”, the curriculum is mediocre and the humanities laughed at. Every time I read a barely believable story about this, whether it is about triggers or things like that, it takes place in a different campus including the most recognized one. In addition, I can't find a single college with a decent courses program online. The only exception is St John's College and it is cringy and frivolous as hell.

nothing since they are useless and dont contribute to the society

I guess we don't.
I really think it depends which college you go to.
Like I know a few colleges nearby who are notorious Marxist and others which aren't.
Each has its own 'culture' you could say.

we accelerate the domination of the jew-asian elite over the mulatto underclass at the facebook content farms

That's just a fucked way of viewing hypotheticals.

Leftists would finally become the proletariat and kill the masters.

lol if you believe boring academics dissecting centuries old works actually betters literature

culture isn't contained in glass towers

I shudder to think what would become of high culture if we stopped having university professors lecture the most mediocre minds of the next generations on literature they won't understand

culture is formed ont he streets man, within the lived experience of WOC!

I think it would be a good thing. People will have to complete a more (relatively) difficult major. We'd have less graduates, less student debt, and a diploma would mean a lot more.

nigs are worthless, and the fact that humanities faculties are so full of idiots who think otherwise is a primary reason they have to go

>everyone goes into a STEM field
>overabundance of STEM graduates

Yeah, solid plan.

I can tell you people are the most stupid dense fucks in existence I would never want to relate with in real life.
Who runs museums and organizes exhibitions you go see with your friends ( if you have any normies as friends, that is )? Who works at archives?

>Who runs museums and organizes exhibitions you go see with your friends ( if you have any normies as friends, that is )? Who works at archives?
the dozen humanities graduates who get a job in their field

meanwhile, you have thousands working dead-end jobs totally unrelated to what they studied

Culture is partly contained in glass yes.
Go visit the National Gallery.
You need that 'boring' stuff to have new findings.
Just like you need engineers to study dull shit to develop the new and highly requisted lawmower. Contribootin!

>you have thousands working dead-end jobs totally unrelated to what they studied

Most people don't do a job relating to their field, you unaware fuck.
And they didn't all study history.
I know engineers who work for an insurance company.

And now they do work? I thought they didn't work.
Make up your mind, sperg.

sure, you need a handful of very good people to preserve the classics, I agree

you don't need thousands of mediocrities, which is what you have now

Humanities includes not only the arts, but also linguistics and history.
It would be a nightmare.

is being deliberately obtuse your favourite method of disccusion?

In the service economy of today, you do need thousands of mediocrities. They're called the work force.

Are you farmer Joe who still thinks working happens by making your hands dirty?

I'm sorry.
I should bow my head towards a redpilled alpha male who has seen through the cultural marxist smokescreen. A man rocking and an 8 inch penis.
I am truly blinded by the radiance of your STEM degree which will grant you, upon graduating, the status of landed gentry.

I bow before you, the forever unemployed humanities prole.

the economy will improve

>hahaha, why have the humanities, I could write humanities related books too

Well why aren't you?
And most non-historians who write history books are always rekt beyond repair and have to find some New Age tier niche to ever get sales.

you do need thousands of mediocrities, but you don't need them to have humanities degrees they go into crippling debt to pay

glad we agree

>I study, therefore I'm indebted

Serves you right for living in such a dumbass country which convulses at the thought of paying taxes.

worthless degrees are a waste, whether the cost is eaten by the taxpayer or shouldered by the students

humainties will benefit greatly from new ideas. If only stems got banned too

How are they a waste when they're employed in a dead end job like most people alive?
Isn't that want you want? The machinery of society that keeps on rolling. Why do you care about their well-being? Isn't this what your contorted organ of a spergbrain wants?

Make.fucking.sense

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This is a very optimistic way of viewing the situation

If you can't pick up STEM by imitation, you're a moron. If you aren't at least orally recounting history by age twelve, and blushing at age twenty four as your mother shows people the nudes you painted as a teenager, you're a vegetable.

Every great scientist was also a great artist. You have to draw maps, blueprints, bones, muscles, etc.

Nothing happens.

All the "problems" of humanities are related to the capitalist system being incapable of handling the increasing automation. Back in the days you had a simple job while your wife stayed at home, humanities was left to be investigated by a couple intellectual giants.

Automation happens, suddenly everyone NEEDS to get a degree because there's no more fucking job for the plebs. But not everyone is smart/autistic enough to get into STEM so what is left? Nothing except getting a useless degree and then still do nothing. Even the people that do end up actively researching in their field have to pull out the most ridiculous shit to "investigate" from their asses because they have to shit out papers to get dat state funding. Like, linguistic research is downright cringeworthy.

Admittedly Americans who actually pay for this garbo must be mentally retared, at least yurops have the state fund their useless degree (not that different from cashing in on NEETbux desu)

Humanities itself would probably benefit from it, fuck the ivory tower garbage.

>uses incorrect history to bash humanities
It's a perfect marriage between form and content.

>bunch of multiple choice exam STEM 'geniuses', whose main purpose in life will be to help build sociopathic law graduates their corporate empires and strut their narcissistic ego's, telling others how valuable they are

Oh holiest of wews.

>smart and autist are synonyms

In your dreams, overweight loser with smelly genitals.

Are you going to tell me there are successful STEMlords that aren't both smart and autistic?

Being biased towards one academic pursuit and downright spiteful to others of a different field is anything but intellectual. In fact disregarding any valid academic field is anti-intellectual.

I laughed

This guy gets it.

The quality of the humanities would increase drastically. Humanities departments are infected with marxist ideologues, because it's the only place where they can get a job.

engish departments are the last place u gonna find true believers, historians always consider the marxist analysis and sociologists consider class with inspiration from marx, but the only place where u gonna find professors who think marxism is "true" is english department, at least in my experience of studying a buncha shit at a few schools

The humanities just need a good purging. Shut down the departments for four years and go to town. Hunt down the SJW profs, force them to recant, and take away their credentials. Start up the schools again with smaller humanities departments with depoliticized curricula and loyal profs and watch humanity enter a new golden age.