Pardon me

jews the only true scotsman mah jape's gang agley but really, jews

Oh, carry on then.

How kind; I think I shall.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5qd1VRORp4
you think i'd really tell you where the goldfish is

Oh thank god. I thought OP was talking about dead rabbits, and immediately thought of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrpgnSBmxVk

I'm glad I'm not the only one who mistook it for a Rabbit Burns thread. Great poet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlEl-sqmbM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryg27FqWdHA