Erotica

>erotica

I'd fuck her right in her triangular mouth. Keep making those bedroom eyes, bae. Hoo!

>You will never accept a venom cock

erotica can be a fertile and rewarding artistic subject.

Any suggestions?

"Taken by the triceratops"

this is what happens when you teach women to read and let them lose their virginity outside of marriage

Well you've won me over with the title user. Holy shit

>tfw you experimented with writing erotica
>tfw you turn out to be pretty good at it
>tfw you can only like about things and details you like yourself
>tfw you just end up fapping, losing the needed libido-induced inspiration and you never come around finishing it

I am my own best lover desu

Chuck Tingle is pretty good.

Only reason I want to learn writing to make my own incest harem erotica.

Tell us more.

I'm interested

Go on...
Feet, user.
We need more feet-focused incest-harem erotica.

shut the fuck up

AND KINDLE STORE WONT ACCEPT IT


FUCKING THINSKINNED RETARD JEWISH IDIOT FAGGOTS

Literally me.

I did finish one at one point and it was a decent short with a twist ending, but it read like something that belongs in the Penthouse Forum in 1972.

There's one on every board

no

Just tease yourself as you write it. It'll help build tension.

Bruh, I even wrote homoerotica in a way that made me going like that. And I am pretty straight on the Kinsey Scale.
>tfw you can't even make quick money in the smut industry

The first lover who is as good as my Veeky Forums fantasies, gets a ring.

God damn skippy and don't you forget it.

You should share some to see if someone's up to the task.

I once shared an impromptu "no homo" ball slapping erotica in a homo-romance thread here once.
Didn't like how it started so meme'e, tho, so I never saved it.

Suffice to say, dicks were big, well lubricated and lust overcame puny conceptions of the protagonists own sexuality.

Two of my male friends fantasize sexually with me. We found out during an LSD trip. Things got uncomfortable for a while because I rejected their advances, one was doing it in front of his girlfriend.

Still friends, though. Although I'm sure his grill has a thing for me too. Top kek.

>not being patrician enough to engage in experimental pansexuality

I confirmed I'm a simple pleb hetero guy that night.

That's fine, dude.
You do you.
Be nice about it and nobody gets hurt. :)

no homo