Me either. His style tries so hard to be Poe, but fails because it's too stiff, and his characters lifeless.
ITT we write a simple sentence and make it into something Lovecraft would write
Landon Ross
Jacob Hall
Ye tru
Jayden Sanders
No. Just fucking read Lovecraft. It's not that hard.
Robert Nguyen
OH SHIT QUADS
Juan Reyes
>Lovecraft detected
>Quads
Michael Bennett
‘Popcorn Altoids’ taste horrible.
Mints are characterized by the presence of mint flavoring, but this particular mint bestows no such essence nor attests to any coherence, at all. In fact, my mind cannot comprehend such blasphemous sensations, and having sensed them, my body trembles as any living body would upon dying in complete agony. The texture and taste are so repugnant that my sanity has been in doubt since I sensed the mint's heinous chemical composition. The taste buds that remained could not understand such complexity, and after failing to judge and agree upon the taste, an existential crisis emerged on my tongue. In a final attempt, the buds turned into hearing and cone and rod cells for a split second, which led me to hear and see the taste of this candy. This was of no use since I could not describe the storm of sounds and visions I had of this particularly unutterable taste. Trauma is a word that could describe my deeply distressed mental state in the first moments of sampling the ‘Popcorn Altoids’, but now, I must say that I have passed beyond a trauma state. There is no way back; what I felt cannot be unfelt, and it changed me for all the eternity. One who would maintain any mental faculties and not perish must never go near this mint.