English or philosophy

Literature. Philosophy gives me hives. I have yet to meet a philosophical assertion that wasn't self-evident, senseless, or demonstrably bullshit, and in neither case did it require much thought. Literature is endlessly interesting, and doesn't require as much contact with fucking philosophers.

Embarrassing post, pal. Those self-evident philosophical assertions only seem self-evident because you're so used to them after thousands of years of development.

>muh opinions are fact!
>stop liking what I don't like!
Dear god, this is dumb.

I haven't read anything by or about him. But I'm guessing he was somehow extremely butthurt at Germans.

He was obviously bullied by the others in his faculty.
At least that kind of rhetiric usually starts happening once someone can't deal with the usual intellectual scrutiny you find at any university.

>Not studying PPE and reading literature in your down time
You will never be patrician.

>Philosophy is BS.
>Either I understand it easily, because I'm so smart, or it is senseless and wrong.

You are the high school bimbo of people who read.

you're an idiot.

Philosophy can't get you anywhere. It's the most useless degree I can think of. Go for literature.

>implying there's a wealth of jobs for english majors

If you spend four to five years focusing on English, of course. However if you manage to learn one or two foreign languages, you could easily find something in finance/business/administration/politics. I also know plenty of history majors who made it to consulting/investment firms.