Oh boy, user, it's the book fair! What're you going to get?

Oh boy, user, it's the book fair! What're you going to get?

captain underpants and shitty joke books

Mein kampf or the communist manifesto. What about you?

Ripley's believe it or not and a race car eraser my man

fictional accounts of WWI and WWII were my jam

Oh hai user! R.L. Stine is my fav author. Who's yours?

One of these fuckers.

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>implying I had money for the scholastic fairs

hahahahahahahahahaha you're all plebs
;_;

Probably something by Stirner

Let's cry together pal

Probably a Yugioh comic book and a PlayStation controller calculator

>go in
>look at all the cool stuff
>pick some of it up and have a quick read before putting it back
>leave with a free bookmark/pamphlet

>getting Pharoh
so good.

One of those interactive science kits if I had the money, maybe a Magic Tree House.

this actually brings up a painful memory
>be in 5th grade
>dad recently left
>ask mom for money to get Ripley's at book fair
>she says no when I tell her how much it is and gives me a smaller amount
>a few days later grandparents come to visit
>they give me the Ripley's book I wanted
>I am extremely thankful to them
>My mom says that she told them to get it days before the book fair
>I completely ignore her and continue to be overly thankful to grandparents
>I heard her crying that night

Go hug her right now, please.

My mom worked herself to the bone to keep bread on the table, this hit kind of hard

The only thing worse than watching your mother cry is knowing that you were the reason for it.

sure is /r9k/ in here

Oh man, it hurts..

>misread "Oh boy user you sure are getting fat!"

>momfags on my Veeky Forums

Out

Is loving the woman who gave birth to you-- wrong?

Seek help.

I ate enough pizzas to get pictured. I remember not liking it, and wishing she'd go back to writing about Henry Huggins.

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Guys, I have a problem. Whenever I read novels, philosophical works, essays, even articles in English for quite some time, and neglect my native language, I tend to have a lot of trouble being articulate in my native language.
This wouldn't be much of a bother if I spoke my native language quite a lot among friends and such, but seeing that they are international friends (mostly) I am still stuck in a deadlock.

Does anyone experience similar problems, or am I one of the few that experiences this?

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Is that the creepy soul eater from ben 10? Gray matter or some shit?