Are there any qt girls that actually read novels of substantial merit that aren't feminist prudes...

you must be from a very underprivileged educational institution then

>

No, one of the best in the world for health-related and STEM careers, desu. Very few people know we have Humanties related majors though.

I knew a few in college. They were so fucking ugly it was almost tragic.

so then if you're in humanities it's a shit uni either way

There's a meme in society of some kind of entrepreneurial post-capitalist industrial-scientific "productivity" thing, and they are expressing the meme because they are demi-conscious memebuoys floating on a slurry sea of currents you can only see if you zoom out
It's exhausting even trying to give an answer to this question. You need to like phenomenologically bracket every single word and write a book explaining that they aren't even people. They aren't even conscious. They aren't even having "opinions". STEM people are like robots with human skin stretched over them. To say "they are dismissive of the humanities" is implicitly to admit I think there's a "they". STEM people don't even fucking exist. They are a statistical gaseous nebula of random particles wafting across continents and periodically expressing junk they picked up along the way. Why would you even talk to them?
Talking to a STEMfag is literally like being some kind of Buddha, ascending reality, then coming back down and talking to bees who were dudes in past lives. I'm sure these bee niggas can be saved or whatever, but let's just wait until they're back in human form. Don't walk around going "BEES, STOP BUZZING, PUT DOWN THAT POLLEN, LISTEN TO ME ABOUT HOW EVERY CONCEPTUAL CATEGORY YOU HAVE FOR EVEN THINKING OF THINGS WAS SHAPED FOR YOU BY AN UNCONSCIOUS SLUDGE OF MEMETIC POLYALLOY THAT FLOWS IN PREDICTABLE CURRENTS FROM YEAR TO YEAR THROUGH THE HIVE IN WHICH YOU WERE CONCEIVED"

Only Veeky Forums would completely ignore a """femanon""".

Stay Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums. Never change.

>run into friend at the bar
>she's chatty as fuck so she's easy to hang out with
>she asks me what I did that day
>mention reading
>omg user! You should date my friend, she reads too!
>cring internally
>she knows I don't like the idea, but keeps pushing it anyway
>shows me a pic of her reader friend
>hot as fuck/10
>mask my intimidation behind a shield of post-ironic nu-sincerity
>"she looks like she has shit taste"
>friend keeps going on about it because my personality is wrapped up in so many layers of irony nobody ever knows what I'm saying
>probably going to end up going on a date with this Barbie based on the fact that we both read books
>probably going to talk shit about her taste because that's just my persona
Welp. Wish me luck, lads.

>that aren't feminist prudes

I can practically smell your bad bo and see the food stuck in your neckbeard

>not a feminist either

So you don't believe you should be paid the same amount as a man of equal experience and training?

keep your hate speech off of campus

Stop listening to David Icke

it's not their fault though, blame it on the preference in society for one's ever-narrowing professional specialization.

and to be fair STEM fields are p hard and demanding in a way that humanities just won't ever experience, prolly because of the old responsibility thingy. So STEMlords are really even being selected mildly against talkative happy-go-luckies from the youngest age, because if a stemlord says something painfully wrong even just once, it won't be just thirty kids in his classroom getting out of college thinking Shakespeare was a black woman, it'll be a collapsed bridge and potentially hundreds of dead people

Normally, I wouldn't respond to this. However, I'm actually a true normie. Did well in high school, played soccer and football, got a football scholarship to kick and punt at a large college. Hated the college football culture, transferred to an equally large school because I quit playing football and lost my scholarship. Now, I'm finishing up my Masters - bow hunt deer during deer season, fish during the off season, hike, and read. Not everyone who visits Veeky Forums is a cave dweller. Some of us are really regular people.

Please, do consider suiciding.

haha

mom

I did it again

i shitposted over the Internet mom

Good luck, friend. Try not to talk shit about her tastes, focus on the things you have in common. Also, if she really is good looking, pull out all the stops: pick her up, open her door, pull out her chair, pay for her meal. On 4Chainz, everyone is a big man behind a keyboard when it comes to women. Just be nice, don't sperg, and it'll work out.

my personality is wrapped up in so many layers of irony n̶o̶b̶o̶d̶y̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶s̶ I don't know what I'm saying

>not sure if this is a shitpost or not

Yeah, I know all that, it's more a matter of actual attraction on both our parts. Past the courtesy and the chivalry and the small talk, because at the end of the day I don't want a girlfriend and it's going to take a pretty great person to change my mind about that.

well there goes the top layer

>reading for girls

found the pseud

Samefag

you're both on a theme park ride through the world of literature anyway with no genuine commitment to the art

This is a shitpost but he kind of has a point, OP.

1. You sound like a fucking faggot, work on your phrasing, or, being less of a fucking faggot for that matter
2. Difference between a feminist and feminazi sjw, i think you meant the latter
3. The answer you're looking for is pretty much here 4. I myself have not met any cute girls who read at my university. This has to do with where our society is headed with the arts in general becoming less and less important in our education system and the increase in video/film becoming the dominant medium
5. By dystopian you're referring to HungerGames/Divergent/Scorch trials and shit like that, rather than Fahrenheit 451/Brave New World etc. that are classics, or all of them?

Maybe the previous two are. I see how you arrived at that conclusion though.

>You sound like a fucking faggot, work on your phrasing, or, being less of a fucking faggot for that matter

Ah, okay. Thanks. I'll try harder next time.

The closest thing I've found is a girl who reads shit like David Eggers and Juniot Diaz

I'll stick to my Guatemalan qt who reads lowbrow memoirs and paints flowers in her spare time

I'm a girl who reads but I'm trans and pretty much everyone who knows me knows me as a guy still, so that's not much help here

>this post

lmao

I fucked a girl a few months ago who considered herself an intellectual because she idolized Sylvia Plath and had read a summary of Beyond Good and Evil at some point. I'm unsightly as shit and she was a solid 9, at least in my opinion, but she was still down for it because she proclaimed she was a sapiosexual about ten times. She was really into getting hurt, which kind of isn't my thing, but I went with it for the hell of it. I'm not sure just how much pain it would take to satisfy that woman because I did everything short of elbow dropping her like Macho Man Randy Savage and she still didn't seem content. It was a very strange night.

All women are pseuds.

You sound insufferably up your own asshole. I feel worse for the barbie pleb with the shit taste than you in this scenario.

/thread

>bow hunt deer
>not a neckbeard

>Difference between a feminist and feminazi sjw
Same thing. Feminism is female chauvinism.

Nope.

Yes it is. It is also pushed by the elites to keep the proles divided just like any other form of supremacism based on identity.

no they arent jesus
I made the second one, technically I don't have proof but if it would calm you I can always shoop it

*nods politely* yes it is dear :)

>le women should just accept their lot as to not split the class struggle meme

I don't really care what you think honey, in the end you're just another urinal for the plutocrats.
What lot? White women are the most privileged people on the fucking planet.

Kek

>White women are the most privileged people on the fucking planet.
[citation needed]

we all are sweetie :)

[1]common sense, 06/29/16.

really makes you think

That's funny. According to the same source you're a bitter ugly loser.

There isn't a more pampered and economically well off class of people that I know of. They want to be victims because we live in a victim culture instead of an honour culture these days but they're really not.

I don't think that could be deducible based on what I had said and using that source, no. It doesn't automatically mean that you're wrong about it, nor does me saying this mean that you're right, for that matter, but at any rate the reasons that you're offering for why I'm a bitter ugly loser just aren't legitimate.

By attempting to propagate the belief of it being common sense that anyone who opposes covert fascist sexism is a "bitter ugly loser", and expecting that you'll get away with it scot-free on a fucking predominantly male website, without making any actual arguments, just goes to show what a tremendous amount of undisputed privilege you've been conditioned to expect.

That shit might fly with nu-male beta cucks that you surround yourself with in your real life, one possible reason being that YOU are not able to do any better. I guess that we really do prefer rational thinkers over here in the dominant traits gene pool.

Isn't that the definition of a feminist tho?

Sonce when are women more economically well off then men.
>we live in a victim culture
I can tell by your whining.

>What lot? White women are the most privileged people on the fucking planet.

Kek. The only people who believe this are pussies who let women walk all over them.

>I'm a girl
>but I'm trans

No.
>expecting that you'll get away with it scot-free on a fucking predominantly male website
[citation needed]
>without making any actual arguments
The irony.
>just goes to show what a tremendous amount of undisputed privilege you've been conditioned to expect
Do think I'm a woman?

>Sonce when are women more economically well off then men.
They're not economically disadvantaged in any way, shape or form, do note however that I'm specifically talking about white women.

>Do think I'm a woman?
Is there a difference between a feminist nu-male and a low quality woman when it comes down to it?

Me desu

>Do think I'm a woman?
I was kinda hoping you were in order to save you at least some face, you sad fuck

What's a nu male?
Are you triggered?

>What's a nu male?
Look into a mirror.

there isn't one sharp object on your entire body that could potentially have pulled any of my triggers, you sad fuck

That's different from saying they're more [or equally] economically well off.

W-womyn are the best! So m-much better than stupid men like me.

Pls sleep with me.

It's a person?
>triggered

>that I know of.

found the flaw in your methodology

you really just wanna get laid don't you

Than the rest of the population? No. They're just as prosperous as white men but have done much less to deserve it.

>confirmed for attending shit-tier uni

Also, go back to /r9k/ with your pathetic 'men vs women' identity politics bollocks

>They're just as prosperous as white men
Not without controlling for other factors.

>triggered
I imagine you saying this in a feminine voice and wouldn't be able to help but kek were it not for the fact that in a predominantly female company this kind of reasoning (that since I'm replying it means I was ""triggered"") would probably actually be acceptable and you'd literally be considered, inside that company, the winner of our conversation.

I just hope that you're aware how bad it is when you behave ignorantly like this. I'd rather have a sociopath on my hands who intentionally shills ""feminism"" and all that it secretly actually isn't in order for the world to collapse, than a completely ignorant beta loser.

man i really wish people would say this shit in more imaginative ways. i can't believe people type this out and think "yeah, that is adequate. i'm doing the best i can" before selecting five different shop fronts and waiting for the internet to tell them their post was successful

Such as?

Name me one. Jews?

>predominantly female company this kind of reasoning (that since I'm replying it means I was ""triggered"") would probably actually be acceptable
Yeah Veeky Forums is obviously female dominated. The writers of south park are mostly women too.

is that how you come to conclusions? you sit there passively waiting for the answers to be revealed to you?

No but I assume that is how you reach yours. You're the one touting the establishment's propaganda.

>no u

oh ok. you know absolutely nothing about what i support because i haven't mentioned it once in this thread. what are you doing here, pseud? are you purposely contributing nothing to lower the board quality? is that how you're fighting back against women? by being the dumbest man on the internet?

>fighting back against women
>dumbest man on the internet
It's funny because you haven't a clue about who I am or what I think either. I just assumed that you were one of the infantile men in this thread who promoted feminism.

>pick her up, open her door, pull out her chair, pay for her meal.
Yeah, the best way to fuck a hot girl is to behave exactly like all the other thirsty m'ladies that constantly swarm around her.

The secret is to be good looking

My ex girlfriend read only Vonnegut, and she read all of his books twice. She tattooed Vonnegut shit on her fucking body. When we went to the gym, she read Vonnegut on the treadmill.

>and she was an English honors student

>I miss that big fat ass she had

I love u

I don't really see the issue. Vonnegut is warm, almost banally sincere, and kind of funny, all in a granddadish way. And he's not mindnumbing either.

That a woman enjoys those traits in literature is a huge green light.

Would you have honestly preferred she was an insufferable, pretentious hipster who droned on an on about David Foster Wallace?

All right all right it's half bitter posting. You raise a good point about what she was not.

I just never understood why she didn't read anything else is all, then again I'm obsessed with South Park.

>Would you have honestly preferred she was an insufferable, pretentious hipster who droned on an on about David Foster Wallace?
Of course.

>tfw you used to be an ugly flabby nerd and always was nice to women but always got turned down
>tfw you shape up, workout and become fit as fuck
>tfw women now flock to you but you no longer give a shit about them and can't be bothered with long term relationships much less nice gestures
>tfw you realize that it's only worth to exercise for health reasons and become sort of flabby again
Thank God I have my books, if I was a normie I would go mad.

My nigga

That's some real shit. How old are you, user?

Older than I'd like to admit on an chinese imageboard that teens frequent.