Is Sam Hyde the new Diogenes?

He's probably against e.g. public masturbation if I were to guess.

No. Diogenes had no pretensions, Sam Hyde has nothing but fake pretensions.

I also didn't know who he was..checked out his YouTube pages. he's not funny at all. what are supposed to be his funny videos?

Yeah. There has to be shit in the world to understand the good stuff.

this one: youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8

Sam Hyde is the new Sam Hyde.

IMG 0612 is the best thing he's ever done.

No there doesn't, and even if there did, it wouldn't apply here.

Why doesn't he just.. shave?
Why try facial hair when it isn't cooperating..

it's funny because they are obviously 30 - 40 and playing teenagers right?

And because they are being very disrespectful to the actresses playing their mummies which is such a jarring THRUST *wink* at our pop-moral sensibilities lolololi

I mean, I'm pretty sure he intentionally makes himself look even shittier than he already does just because it's funny, he talks about how he believes only ugly or somehow otherwise defective people can be truly funny.
That guy has bad taste, here is quality MDEkino

youtube.com/watch?v=ywwml1a_zdg

wow I should make my own YouTube channel. I could be (famous? )

Sam Hyde is a failed Andy Kaufmann. Every time I see him I get depressed. It's like eating a knockoff version of a food I like that is ALREADY a guilty pleasure junk food, and the knockoff doesn't even have the "so good that I don't even mind that it's bad for me" je ne sais quoi, so you just sit there realising you're eating bland worthless shit.

Everything I've ever seen by him has been like this. It's so hard to articulate. It's tons of fucking effort for no payoff. Every pic is him doing this 6000% effort perfectly poised irony, and it's not funny and no one cares and it's just THERE. WOW ANOTHER PIC OF SAM HYDE LOOKIN' WEIRD AND DOIN' WEIROD STUFF IM GONNA RETWEET THIS EVEN THOUGH IT DIDNT MAKE ME LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE

Andy Kaufmann is a failed Sam Hyde.

HAHAHAHA!!!! THE NEXT PIC SHOULD BE OF HIM IN.. PANTS THAT DON'T FIT!

MAYBE HE CAN MAKE A VIDEO WHERE HE TALKS IN AN AWKWARD CADENCE ABOUT BROWN PEOPLE BEING BAD.. AND YOU CAN'T DECIDE.. WHETHER HE'S SERIOUS OR NOT! AND THE PEOPLE LOOK SUUUUPER UNCOMFORTABLE.. WHAT IF HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF? AND HE SHOULDNT BECAUSE HE HAS A BAD BODY? I WONDER WHATR WOULD HAPPEN I BET THEY WOULD BECOME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

LIKE AND SUBSCRI-- HOLY SHIT HE'S EATING THAT YOGHURT SLOPPILY SO THAT IT FALLS OUT OF HIS MOUTH! WHAT A SLOB.. OR JUST spoiler]IRONICALLY[/spoiler] A SLOB?!?

SAM HYDE IS A GIMMICK POSTER FROM 2004 SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM/FORUMS/GENERALBULLSHIT.PHP THAT NO ONE REMEMBERS EXCEPT HE'S BACK AND DOING IT IN REAL LIFE

>je ne sais quoi

youtu.be/26nNM5DsUTo

This. The said part is that Diogenes' work is lost to time while Sam Hyde's will stain the internet forever.

I love how Veeky Forums faggots thought he was bulking while he was just getting fat as fuck.
And of course capslock rage over not reading the sticky ensued.

No I am;
fuck off, Sam.

lmao.
that's not sam hyde though

Are you okay?

quarter squats 315 for a single though bro, bet u can't do that :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=xnlWJYzKsDw

I don't think Sam Hyde would shittalk someone who can have him killed instantly and get away with it, so no.

oh my God picnicface lmao. so old. that guys a legit tv actor now.

GOMAD 4x4 reps bulk cut n supplements carbs and shit hahaha fucking loser how are you even gonna get chicks if u dont hit the gym
wow nice abs bro, no homo.
I like Milo, no homo though. masculinity is great, look at those muscles. ho homo.

READ THE FUCKING STICKY ASSHOLE AAAARGHHHHHHHH ROIDS RNT EVEN BAD

Sam Hyde is like that guy you knew in highschool that everyone sucked the dick of and adored, but you just couldn't fucking stand.

That's for me anyway.

He's like /pol/ incarnate. Everyone hates /pol/. But everyone loves him. It makes no sense.

no. not like this at all. he's the guy in highschool that all the losers hung around and all the losers thought he was the funniest loser.

Sam looks pretty fit in this vid

nah

Spouting simplistic /pol/ tier garbage in smarmy way doesn't make it funny or true or profound.

It just makes it.../pol/ tier garbage.

youtube.com/watch?v=SbHKzpzlgkc

>tfw you can't afford the patrician chocolates

youtube.com/watch?v=vQ3jvPeYXf0

youtube.com/watch?v=spqiL1QXT6M

youtube.com/watch?v=J_lnRnUhIS8

No, he's like /pol/ mixed with Veeky Forums with a dash of /r9k/. He's truly one of the most insufferable people I've ever encountered on the internet.

Sam Hyde is an unfunny faggot.

Everything will be ok in the end

good lord this shit is terrible lel. he's just talking but he's not funny. so he might as well shut up.

YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN

youtube.com/watch?v=SHlRtGqFODc

youtube.com/watch?v=m0elmPjQQ2E

youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE

He's wise beyond his years, but the world is too ignorant to appreciate him.

boston ross frankly

Why does Veeky Forums hate him?
He did nothing wrong.
Is this place full of SJW?

he's just not funny. I've watched every video in this thread and the 5 newest ones on his pages and it's just not funny.

>wise beyond his years
Keep in mind that Sam is literally 30 years old despite his youthful and vibrant appearance and fashionable sense of dress

funniest video in this thread is the picnicface one about the PowerPoint

his student Jan Rankowski has already eclipsed him, and has done what he never could.
PRESS 1 GAMERS!!!!

this one is funny
youtube.com/watch?v=D904qdGLDB0

did this guy even go to college or whatever? does he live with his mom?

>Everyone wh disagrees with neo naziism is an SJW

All logic dictates that he should be hated. But everyone loves him. It makes. No. Sense.

.........

youtube.com/watch?v=14jqZ-bVx3c

This one is impossible to dislike

seethat one is actually funny sorry to meme you

/pol/faggots always call everyone who isn't them SJWs. Like how SJWs call anyone who doesn't fit in with their third wave feminist liberal hugbox "bigots" and shit.

They are both literal subhumans. The only reason they're still alive is because it's illegal to shoot them for some reason.

holyshit how is he a neo-nazi lmao

couldn't get past 3 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=Dc1tNuCiSDE

youtube.com/watch?v=1uQlB99WCuk

youtube.com/watch?v=41n3mwCcZQ4

He is just doing andy's shtick where he walks the line between irony and sincerity.
One second andy is a heel wrestler in the old south and the next he is singing cheesy songs about a friendly world, but each time he is doing it with the most commitment and sincerity, risking the laughs from the cynical world....or is he.

>Just got my war money, back to civ life.

He often rambles on like a retard but he's sometimes funny.

he is the hero we need right now tbqh

what a madman

Well, he's a strong believer in race separatism, white supremacism and anti semitism...if he's serious. Which many of his fans firmly believe he is.

i think i've been brainwashed into thinking all those things are nothing wrong, and i dont even go to /pol/

He doesn't really seem like the socialist type though.

Not everyone who dislikes non-whites is a national socialist. In fact disliking non-whites was the norm among whites across the board until very recently.

Same for me for some reason. Even though I definately don't beleive them. Every time I say those are bad things on the internet, I'm called an SJW. So I stopped saying/thinking it. Possibly making them normalized concepts to me.

huh.

Neo Nazis aren't typically the best followers of the original National Socialist doctrine.

Normally they're just really racist "libertarians" that glorify the third reich. They're mostly revisionists.

>disliking non-whites was the norm among whites across the board until very recently
That sentiment, too has kind o been normalized for me. I think racism in general has since I've been on Veeky Forums and other places.

Not everyone is serious about that, though.

In fact, most who say that kind of stuff here probably aren't.

I think Americans find him harder to stomach because he holds up the mirror to their wretched society

He seemed at least somewhat pissed off at the way some people (probably Opie and Anthony) shit on the Occupy Wallstreet thing.

>implying the white race hasnt done better that all other races
>implying jews dont polute the media with degeneracy
>implying bringing third world people doesnt bring third world problems with them
grow some balls

here in europe they're autoritarian statists who want a strong welfare state generally

i guess amerifriends never really got nazism, it's incompatible with the whole pluralist muh freedom society

>grow some balls and agree with me.

Most natsocs hate occupy type stuff. Their socialism is the pre-Marx type

Third world customs do. The people can give up their harmful customs once they enter into western civilization.

kys

well yeah, unless you can prove me wrong, of course

diogenes is still diogenes

They can give up their harmful customs once they enter into western civilization? They can? Oh they just can?
What does that mean? What a useless, meaningless statement.
Anyway, it's not even if their customs are necessarily harmful, they're just oriented toward a separate culture. People have an illusion like Western culture is some kind of savoury, blank, neutral thing that can incorporate everything else inside of it with no problems.

tell that to all the families who have lost loved ones thanks to muslim terrorists attacks or all the women that have been gang-raped by refuges in europe

seems more like they can't

>The people can give up their harmful customs once they enter into western civilization.
but this doesn't happen

How is he at all like Diogenes?

they are both intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

But you didn't provide evidence, just statements

Where did you learn about Diogenes, Sam?

he repeats things. Its called "antihumor"

but he's a sincere politically motivated Kaufmanb

>seems more like they can't
Some Can't and those that can't can be dispatched
But it does!
>People killed/raped by those that don't integrate
>Proof that people of other ethnicities don't integrate

Just sort through them. Is sorting too difficult for you? Poor baby.

Smarmy means sycophantic you stupid bastard

When you're far enough to the right, anyone can be a leftist.

Good lord, how far did the right wing have to fall to go from Burke to this?

But that is his style. He ironically praises the left wing to make fun of them...possibly ironically.

Nah. He's a greasy cunt that young race war enthusiasts idolize. Doesn't hold a candle to any legitimately influential greek scholar.

>inb4 some teenager calls him a "Philosopher King"