Saturn

An interesting observation.

Since ancient times the planet has been known as either Saturn or Cronus.
Cronus was a Greek Titan with a sickle or scythe.
Saturnus, the Roman god, was basically the Roman version of Cronus when they took over. Still depicted with a sickle and connected to the planet they saw moving across the skies. The modern name even come from them.

So

The curved blade was a symbol for the planet over 2000 years ago when the knowledge of the existence of Saturn's rings was impossible because no proper technology for observation was there yet. Out of the few planets they saw as little dots in the sky, Saturn, the only god damn one with rings, was given a sickle for some reason.

Saturn
Named after satan
Has rings.
One ring to rule them all.
Marriage is binding.
A tribute to satan.
The government takes your sole when you're born.

These are all statements. I am not suggesting anything. Any conclusions drawn are your own, so in referring me to other boards, make sure to refer yourself.

>What the fuck is going on with Saturn
just some luck I guess, Saturn is not the only planet with rings, with enough velocity and the right angle a good impact to the moon will give earth a cringe worthy barely visible little ring too.

> has 6 letters
> 6th planet from the sun
> Has a strange 6 sided magnetic cloud formation on its axis
> 60,000 radius
>Only planet in the solar system with rings
>What the fuck is going on with Saturn ?
5 Saturn facts, not 6. You failed OP.

The sixth is that it's called Saturn, duhh

The sixth is you're retarded.

>saturn is LITERALLY the only planet name saturn in our solar system
there I fixed it, six facts now

>saturn is LITERALLY the only planet name saturn in our solar system
>the only planet name saturn
>name
You tried so hard, and got so far

>saturn is the only planet in our solar system
fixed it for ya

>saturn
>has 6 letters
>6th planet from the sun
>6 clouds
>60,000,000 dollar radius
>has the 6th sense
>i see dead planets
What the fuck is going on in the world today

Saturn!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturn's day is considered by many to be the sixth day of the week... You suck OP, that was a gimme and you missed it.

>It checks out

.....So what you're saying is that the Soviets discovered Saturn?

but in the end

it doesn't even matter

Can anybody explain what the fuck is going on with saturns hexagonal magnetic axis ?
pic related, it's saturn

I'm not into religion mythology. But why is "named" Saturn after Satan. I mean, Satan first name was Lucifer bringer of dawn/the morning star, a beautiful angel. Saturn was also a god for Roman Empire.

if you spin water really fast, it will turn the hole into a geometric shape (polygon)

no it wont

But it's the seventh

>Satan first name was Lucifer
No?

some kind of self-organisation
try looking up Benard cells, Benard convection

>self-organisation
You meant to tell me that saturn has consciousness ?

so astrology is true

>> Saturn
>> has 6 letters
arbitrary

>> 6th planet from the sun
true

>> Has a strange 6 sided magnetic cloud formation on its axis
true

>> 60,000 radius
arbitrary

>> Only planet in the solar system with rings
false

prove it

But wait, there's more

Cronus was known to devour his children in Greek mythology. When Galileo first observed Saturn and saw its rings, he mistook the rings as moons because his telescope was too shit to see the details. So when the rings were at a certain angle Galileo saw pic related.

But Galileo got really confused when the angle of the rings, unknowingly to him, was horizontal to Earth or the light of the Sun didn't reflect from them, making the "moons" disappear. And funnily enough, the connection the Greek (or Roman) was made on how Cronus (Saturn) devoured his sons.

There's even a painting based on the ancient myth which all of you should know
>Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya
There's some fucked up shit in Greek mythology, I'm sure other Titans or Gods ate stuff as well but Cronus is really the most famous one out of them. And again, out of all the fucking planets, the planet named Saturn is the one to hold that title.

Either all of this is an astronomical coincidence or people knew how to build some decent telescopes over 2000 years ago (even if they were just as shit as Galileo had) but the knowledge was lost for some reason (thanks, Christianity).

So what? Sickle isnt a ring dude. They saw it was the same color as grain and made it the reaper planet