Who is the 'greatest living author?'

Who is the 'greatest living author?'

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R.L Stein

Roberto Pinchas
But in all seriousness, it's probably Pynchon.

It's Stine.

I know how to spell my mum's name thank you very much.

Stephen King

That's what they want you to think.

this is almost completely irrelevant but RL Grime is pretty good

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Javier Marias

ohmy god no, that's awful. why do people on Veeky Forums have such terrible taste in music

This isn't good

That's probably some retard from /mu/

Its pretty obviously Gene Wolfe.

Not even the best living American fantasy/sci-fi author who is a white man over age 70

its only terrible in your opinion

Not even the best living fantasy/sci-fi author who is a white man over age 60 and was born in Maine

whatever that was is even worse than what most of the people on /mu/ listen to.
not true, btw.

You're not suppsoed to abbreviate the "by the way" in that meme

>living

>he used the word "abbreviate" unironically

?

Probably Phillip Roth, though I haven't read much of his recent work.

You don't really have to. Of works of his from the 21st century, The Plot Against America is OK (though I know a lot of people love it), and Exit Ghost is worth reading if you've read all of the other Zuckerman books, but the four novels published as "Nemeses" by Library of America aren't supposed to be particularly strong.

you don't get out much do you

Come on wtf, like it's anyone else

What?

Basically, I'm asking if you want to shove your cock in my mouth, because I'm totally down to it if you want to. You suck me and I sucky you, you see? ;)

OK.

Tao Lin raped an underage girl.

in your fucking dreams. delilo has 3 good books max. actually only 2. white noise and libra. maybe underworld

It actually seems like Veeky Forums's just stopped talking about him since that incident. John Green has taken his place in the internet author meme hierarchy.

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wasn't it a tranny or something

A trans man but he or she was a girl when they fucked

they had consensual sex in a state where the age of consent is 16, so no one raped anyone.

Go to bed, Tao.

well memed

Tao Lin or DFW

agreed, desu.

kalle knaus desu

that doesn't make the claim false

true genius

It's John Green.

Dave "Ebonics" Wallace

this is correct

None.
Literature worth reading died with DFW

mccarthy
or
knausgaard

Sabbaths theater is one of the worst books I've ever read, why bother with any Roth

GRRM

>bad perspective
>only five strings
>frets not proportioned properly
>inlay dot on the first fret
have you ever even seen a guitar

>pedantic cunt
>pedantic cunt
>pedantic cunt
>pedantic cunt
have you ever even seen a pedantic cunt

I am perpetually amazed by what you people will and won't respond to

kek'd

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I Married a Communist is very strong.

Kanye West.

statute of limitations was passed, so he did nothing wrong

There hasn't been a single good author since the 19th century.

Michael Chabon. The Adventures of Kavalier an Clay is the greatest thing to come out since this side of the new millenia

this and pic related

Le "DAE feel like they were born in the wrong generation?" faggot

Mira Gonzalez captures the feeling of being young in the 21st century very well

I might be getting married to a girl thats 16.
I'm 26

I don't feel like that at all.

In fact, that there hasn't been a single good author in over a hundred years is one of the biggest motivations available to any Human Being at present.

The calm before the storm.

>I might be getting married to a girl thats 16.
>I'm 26

le humble brag

who was the last good author?

She fucked Sam Hyde

>he didn't get Mao II
>he didn't get The Angel Esmeralda
>he didn't get Ratner's Star

Nevertheless, my vote is for Pinecone

> No pickup selector
> No 1/4 inch cable jack
> Strings don't project beyond the neck of the guitar
> No tone/volume knobs
> No double inlay on the 12th fret
> No nub to secure guitar straps to on horn
> Nut is 2 inches wide

Fucking bush league

Best girl go home

> Nut is 2 inches wide

How wide are your nuts?

Then you just have awful, awful taste, because that book is brilliant.

It's alright, though not his best.

Not too wide to cram in yer mums asshole while I bust across her back

Ah, that's a fair point, then.

Congrats, user.

Srsly? Kinda neat if true

J.M. Green

Me

Hunter s thompson or ernest Hemingway. You fucking jackals!

>brutal
Dave Wong

kys pervert

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Why not try listening to real music for once?

Define real music? This is just my personal taste.

>The Dadles

pleb as fuck

Music that can't be expressed as the fraction of two integer.

Please don't embarrass us in front of Veeky Forums like this.

Transcendental black metal?

white, upper-middle class north american born in 1998-core

>ITT americans think their culture matters

For a second, I thought you were describing Pynchon.