YELLOWSTONE 8/18/16

The ice age is coming

timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2016-august-18

>>put all Yellowstone information here

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>The ice age is coming
you wish

>kill zone
>primary ash zone
>secondary ash zone

Thank god I live in Kentucky! :^)

>A lunar eclipse is going to cause Yellowstone to erupt.
Let me know when it turns into a werewolf.

how is lunar eclipse relevant to volcanic eruption ?

>tfw you're not in the kill zone

maybe not the die immediately overnight zone, but I think the entire USA would be in the starve to death cause there's no sun to grow crops zone.

What the absolute fuck does a lunar eclipse have to do with Yellowstone?

Mayan illoominatis

What the fuck? Get this shit out of Veeky Forums. This thread belongs in /x/ or /b/.

Well , I'm an owner operator truck driver , looks like I better find a load to Wyoming

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She's cute.

>tfw no qt birdlady gf

Just kill me now.

don't worry bruh, yellowstone will be our deliverance

First time anyone has ever said that. Screencap for the historical record, boys.

I don't get it

Lexington reporting in.

Feels good

>A lunar eclipse is going to cause Yellowstone to erupt.

An ALMOST lunar eclipse. That makes all the difference.

use your imagination dude jssus chris

>Midwest is lost under yellowstone

And nothing of value was lost. Totally worth the destruction of the biosphere.

lol moron

And what does an almost eclipse have to do with this?

That comic consists of equal parts porn and absurdity.
You're not supposed to "get" the absurd.

Southern Texas or Miami

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Or it could just boil to the surface and remain a hell hole area and the park will expand and we will shitpost news articles about morons falling into lava pits.

khaosodenglish.com/news/international/2016/06/09/mans-body-gone-falling-acid-hot-spring-yellowstone/

Love it
Bring me more, Ulric!

HAHA ENJOY LIVING IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, FAGGOTS.

an explosion that big is going to fuck up the entire globe even if it doesn't throw ash everywhere right away