Veeky Forums challenge

Write a poem about this woman's ass.

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That ass too big
Don't like at all
Call me Irish but
I like 'em small

2/3

3/3

kek

What yonder image burns into mine eyes

It's as unpleasant as walking on knives

This horrid creatures seems to have consumed one too many pies.

Work on your prose, faggot.

The ass is fat
So is the belly
Maybe too fat
I bet her cunt is smelly

Yer dumb
Yer dummer

I want to cum cum,
in that bum bum.

It's big.
It's round.
It bounces on the ground,
her butt!

~Robert Burns

weak rythm

The roundish world that she lives in
That challenges her posterior, does it win?
Plump it is, soft it may be,
But the world is definitely bigger.
I look'd at that monstrosity,
And couldn't help but wonder
How does she poo or pee?
Girls do sit down to do it (don't they?)
But such a big toilet, could there ever be?
She will most likely find a man
A whorish one by the looks,
She believes that she will,
Since Meghan Trainor did remind her
Have a fat ass, no other skill.
Yet I'd surely stay away for that,
Because I see none but fat.

BREHS

dat a big ass ass, yo
daaamn

This is gross
and I don't like to post
about something as large
as two chicken roasts

She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty
-Ezra Pound

sweaty sands showed me
twin colossal meat brothers
clouds above Kyoto

Has Veeky Forums already forgotten the beautiful tribute we made to Nicki Minaj?

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When was this made? It seems like Veeky Forums has been taken over by gay men since then.

>Uploaded: 11th March 2013

glorious

>PFFFFFFFT

Hmmm, yes yes that's interesting girl told user that beautiful ass produces very much farts that are in the world for eternity and he and he thought to himself that becoming the girl's panties would be very exciting and less cruel than living as a person not able to become them.

kek i love you guys

Her ass is too massive
It's almost persuasive
It looks like it's filled with poop
Anyone who likes that is a fucking doop.

A 3 year gay invasion. Can Veeky Forums ever recover?

you suck

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP HAHAHAHAHHAHAH BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
HAHAHAHAHAH

It's not actually that funny but I know one of you faggots will laugh at this

I was at the bar
When she looked at me from afar
Her ass was as big as a car
and all I could wonder was:

I wonder how big her shits are.

- user, 2016

It's my first poem

Big fat ass
Not so fast
Baboons have butts
Butts have gas
Cut the fat and put it in her chest
Now that fat's not just good
But it's the best

The butt's too big,
on that saucy nig.
Sure I'm an ass man,
but it's wide as a fridge.

A+

A life condemned to yogic cloth
For nothing else will fit
Like the monk who never eats
I wonder how she shits

Biggest rear I've seen
While wandering in Veeky Forums
But cannot unsee

Your butt
tells stories
no book has
the spine to
carry

No, every poem in this thread is horrible.

Plight Of The Negroid.
A Sexed Up Hotentock.
Ayo Hol Up Gurl.

if only i were a nigger
then my ass might be bigger
but then then i would have to pull the trigger
because i'd never want to be a nigger

I thought I was looking at a picture of a horse, skimming the thumbnails.

>Oh

jaja

I met a traveller on some Attic sands
Who said: "My vast badonkadonk you must bone
now, for my pleasure." Near her, (leash in hand),
half-shrunk, a trendy doggo sniffs: her hound,
with reddish kip, of barely one foot span,
told that its owner well those tabloids read,
which run the lives of well-fed queens.
I scanned her buttocks and dearly plead -
for in my lustfulness, I had no fear -
"I am called Anonymous, bringer of memes!
Sit on my dick: You're shaped just like a pear!"
Nothing of my dick remains. Beneath her bootay,
she crushed my pecker. Such roundness now beware,
and bone but skinny girls, after this day.

What an ugly whore bitch
I bet her smelly rashy cunt will stitch
Up my wounds because I got shot
From her Negro pimp who got
Me in the shin with his gun
The girl has an ugly bun
Two buns, I mean and they are fat
Being fat isn't good you dumb
I'm going to become a bum
Since I forgot to pay last weeks rent
And my dick got bent
Out of shape and now I hate
Black people because they rate
My profile pics as being ugly
My rhymes are as good as rap, fugly

jesus christ, I first saw the image then read the text, why did I have to be correct in my assumptions. fuck this world.

Fantastic.

lmao

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

A bonnie buttocks!

c'mon you could have at least spiced it up with some line breaks

I can barely understand this, but best poem in the thread.

B+

Have my eyes deceived?
Tis a trick being played?
O that photoshop had not
Come into this world
And torn our images to lies
That whatever fantastical
Thing that a man should see
Could be trusted with his eyes!

MUFFUGGIN DICK BITCH
GEDDIN JIGGY WIT IT
NAH NAHNAHNAH NAH NAH NAH
DJ KHALID SUPPIN ON DES TUNES
BIX NOOD IN DIS BITCH

God knows the physics of man
for a cradle he placed
upon a waist of his Eve
A toe sinking then a drop
an arch into a volley
where only Newton plays tennis

Oh look, a butt, Forsooth a cul
Big round, in white bedressed, to mull
On it now seems my new desire
From me my loins they draw such ire.

There once was an ass on the beach
As big as a ninety-pound peach.
I'd give it a squeeze,
Because I'm a sleaze,
But I don't think my fingers can reach.

A+

A-

B++

Behold! The pale hills of her behind
That unfold, stretch for mankind

Her little bottom
Is all but forgotten,
For jump just once or wiggle twice
And a collective breath utters:

"Nice"

When I approached her
about to ask her number
Her doggo stared at me
his tongue full of butter

tep kok

>pale

Two globes emerge
United as this,
A flesh which drops shit,
and I love to kiss.

Its body so heavy,
That I cannot muster,
The image alone,
Fills my draws with custard.

A big ass
I like it
Though not as much as tits
I prefer those
Thought not so big as to be unwieldy
I am a virgin

Word's been around,
perhaps it's a rumor.
She still stays her ground,
Says: "It's not a tumor!"

Nice

Heave thine flanks upon my face.
Bestow my tongue your heavenly taste.
Your rump it does inspire,
my manhood's base desire,
to slide within the depths,
between those cheeks that I love best.
O give me not nymphets,
or college town coquettes!
My passion shall resound,
In Sodom's burning ground,
For a whore of Babylon,
to rest her cushion on

my penis

why the fuck did you post this ugly white bitch the challenge was to write about the woman in the OP

my muse's thick tush is way finer than whatever jungle savages you salivate over.

I'm only writing about asses I'm interested in.

ass so heavy
destroys all levee
makes me think
i'd put it in her stink

Hail the pear woman
that ass that ain't human
will give a us a sudden wooden
by only just looking.

Oh you beauty full of silicon
I will eat you like gelatin
Tastier than cinnamon
more impressive than a miracle.

I'm a beginner writing poems

Get the fuck out of here you stupid fucking cunt

>thinking whites are better than blacks
shame

damn straight

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quit posting sheboons, gonorrhea and coconut oil make me flaccid.

Enjoy your ban, mate.

I'm not going to write a poem, but this woman, and images like this bother me a bit.

I find it strange that the only image of herself this woman (and many like her on Instagram) chooses to present to the world is that of the woman with the huge ass. It's as if that feature is her entire identity, at least from my perspective. It is hard for me to view these Instagram women as people against any better instincts I might have, because they can express themselves in a way the entire world can see and choose to identify themselves by their (admittedly quite nice) asses.

I fully understand that these people almost certainly have other aspects and layers to their persons, I know this for a fact, but my knee jerk instinct, my gut instinct says to me these people have no substance, that if they choose to identify themselves as an ass and nothing more, perhaps there is nothing more.

Are you fucking serious? I just nitpicked pictures. Here's her face, dumbass.

And you misunderstood my point. It's not about the ass, it's about the Instagram "I am an attractive woman and thus will post several photos a day of nothing but me" style of content.

Women like this aren't saying their ass is their only redeeming quality, they're just showing off the merchandise, most of them are strippers and or do cam shows. The more people you can convince to come see you strip just by posting a picture of your titties the more money you're bound to make.

So you just hate women for having fun.

That makes sense.

Maybe if that's what it sounds like to you. I don't hate them, or at least I don't think I do. Perhaps you have a different opinion. I understand (as I've said) that there's more to it for certain. It's a knee jerk reaction that I try to fight. Everyone has knee jerk reactions that might contradict their thought based opinions. I believe a good person should strive to overcome those impulses. I'm not saying I'm a good person, just providing a justification that helps me come to terms with feeling things I might think are wrong.

Look on her rear, ye mighty, and despair.

Ya idk how he fucked that up.

>"nuh uh no white chicks"
>"look at these proud black women"
>"hey isn't flaunting your ass in every photograph a bit infantile? sometimes I question the internet's effects on the female ego - nuh uh you jes hate women"

can you fuck off back to world star hip hop, occupy democrats, BLM or whatever shit hole you crawled out of? This could have been a fun thread.

Stay mad.

That ass,
I can't pass.
Merely thrust my tongue,
To receive mass.

That ass,
Seal my face like fate,
Soon I shall asphyxiate.

love it good job Veeky Forums

Lol

Announcing reports is against the rules

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>a-arsflfarts
>"what?"
>arse full of farts

I immediately write in my diary: "Dear diary, the ass was fat."

Recuerdo tu culo redondo y macizo pidiéndome a gritos meterle el chorizo.

I see a fat ass
I cant stand that
I dont get to fuck it
I dont give a shit
about some fucking law
or where she live
Ill kill her fucking dad mom whatever
whenever
and fuck her

Her ass makes no sense
In any instance.

It's appropriate only in that it could be featured in a slant rhyme a young nigga would spit about her booty on a track.
Dogshit otherwise.