Your favorite book

>your favorite book
>when a cute girl asks

cute girls don't talk to me

>>your favorite book
The Twelve Chairs.
>>when a cute girl asks
*if but it'd be the same

>Ulysses
>Ulysses

And that's how i found my fiancé

Gee, maybe lying and pretending to be someone you're not is fucking stupid

>being attracted to girls
Truly pleb tier. I have realized that only homosexual men can truly be cultured, for it is us and us alone who are free from the grasp of roasties

>Better to Never Have Been
>The Trouble with Being Born
I've transcended concepts that the Semitic, pro-natalist agenda pushes like "sex" and "relationships"

Favorites:
Bros. K
Illiad

When a cute girl asks:

Crime & Punishment
Illiad

>When a cute girl asks
How often does that happen to you?

>Moby Dick
>Moby you'd like my Dick hahaha

>ctrl+f "the fault in our stars"
>0 results
virgins, the lot of you

I never understood the issue with roasties, no ones genitals look good, that's why we call 'em junk.

You have clearly never seen the beauty that is an uncut cock

>Nostromo
>A Farewell to Arms

AFtA is a great answer lads. A lot of girls will at least recognize Hemingway, if not the novel itself. If they don't know anything about literature, the name sounds interesting/mature enough that they assume it's a difficult novel.

If i say :the fault of our memes: she gonna think thay im gay???

You'd be better off with American Gods imho, but then I have very low standards for "cute"

you guys talking about the fault in our stars are stuck in 2012

if you want fresh, new pussy in July of 2016 tell girls this when they ask for your favorite book:
>"It changes, but right now I'm really into Me Before You"

it's the current meme and also has a film adaptation in theaters right now. its 'the notebook' of this summer, and if you dont see the advantages of this strategy youre never gonna make it.

>your favorite book
The 120 Days of Sodom

>when a cute girl asks
Looking for Alaska

I don't have a favorite book. I'm currently reading the unbearable lightness of being by Milan Kundera. I like it.

>Ulysses
>Finnegans Wake

I'd have them read FW aloud. And laugh with them, not at them.

>laugh with them, not at them
pleb

Don Quijote
Don Quijote

>2016
>not being a faggot

>Growth of the Soil
>The Confessions of Saint Augustine

>If on a Winter's Night a traveler
>Invisible Cities

The former's better, the latter easier to talk about.

>your favorite book

My diary

>when a cute girl asks

cute girls don't read

>Naming the second most popular book instead of the most popular by the same author

Wew lad, that's some deception right there.

>neuromancer
>between the world and me

much love

You can probably get the same girl with either of those books.

No they won't. Virtually none of the tings (none of the hot ones, anyway) have heard of Charles Dickens. It pains me to wake up to that realization each and every day.

???
rly?

where are these girls who read cyberpunk??
also who don't have dimple piercings??

malleus maleficarum

kek

I just answer the truth, a tie between a few books

>your favorite book
The Iliad
>when a cute girl asks
Pride and prejudice

>A Confederacy of Dunces
>A Confederacy of Dunces

Cute girls are impressed by guys who know about the Civil War.

Song of Ice and Fire

>Infinite Jest
>Infinite Jest

have qt gf

Yeahh, so you're going to have to settle for some kind of alt piercing...

>Master of Go
>Master of Go

I don't really feel a need to lie to cute women. If we were going to start a friendship about books, I'd at least want it to begin from truth.

>Ulysses
>100 Years of Solitude

If she's freaky and wears a choker, Lolita will win you mad points

This.

>Storm of Steel
>Lolita

I don't like women.

The Cannibal for both. Odds are they've never heard of it anyway.

How, as it were, they deprive man of his virile member

>The Mysterious Island
>Azazel

Have yet to meet a girl who ever asks me about books.
I had everything to this day films, music, artists, fucking anime and video games, but never did someone ask about a book.

This person gets it.

Mouchette
The Hunger Games

>Ficciones
>Hamlet

Faust
Faust? I haven't ever made any experiences with such situations though.

if a girl asks I'll say marley and me or finding Alaska

emil cioran had a life long relationship bud

lel

Part 1 or 2, nigga?

+

henry miller
anais nin

>no ones genitals look good
speak for yourself, buddy

The Holy Bible
The Holy Bible

>The Decline of the West
>huh?
>Stand in a high wood of mighty stems while the storm is tearing above, and you will comprehend instantly the full meaning of the concept of a force which moves mass.

underrated post

My nigga

I don't talk. I listen.

To The Lighthouse
To The Lighthouse

>Gravity's Rainbow
>something by Murakami or Vonnegut

>"But user The Holy Bible is a collection of 73 books compounded, please leave heathen"

baiting with /r/books tier shit is just as bad.

>Invention of Morel
>Invention of Morel

how are you even supposed to pronounce ulysses?

I say
OO-leh-seas

The Torah
The Talmud

*tips yamulka

>Henderson the Rain King
>The Bible

I'm not catching no VD.

>My Struggle, by Knausgaard
>My Struggle, by Hitler

>pan
>kama sutra

>Walden
>The Sun Also Rises/The Great Gatsby (Or Walden, if I feel like they've read anything ever before)

>Godel, Escher, Bach
>Mason & Dixon

Stoner - John Williams
Stoner - John Williams

If she doesn't like Stoner she can get fucked

Underrated post

The Baroque Cycle. I hate explaining it so I just say "Game of Thrones", and then they say "oh I love that show". They don't have sex with me either way.

If she does like Stoner she can get fucked too u kno wat im sayin

came here to post this exact thing

aayyy

How do you like Growth compared to Hunger? Not sure which Hamsun to read first.

This. You straight fags are a truly puzzling breed. Like mental children in front of even decently attractive chicks.

The greeks were right. Homo arts and philosophy utopia when?

>Having a "favorite book"
>Not drinking the sweet nectar of transcendental prose

Do people seriously get attached to a particular arrangement of words in material form?

kekkles

>"ah yes, my favorite book, Faust part 2"

>Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine Battles: Armageddon
>Ficciones

>The Science of Logic
>The Phenomenology of Spirit

>The thinking or figurate conception which has before it only a specific, determinate being must be referred back to the [...] beginning of the science made by Parmenides who purified and elevated his own figurate conception, and so, too, that of posterity, to pure thought, to being as such and thereby created the element of the science. What is the first in the science had of necessity to show itself historically as the first. And we must regard the Eleatic One or being as the first step in the knowledge of thought.

pottery

The Arms of Krupp
The Arms of Krupp

May as well talk about something that gets me invigorated so I don't seem a lifeless husk.

>It's hard to say, I read a lot

>It's hard to say, I read a lot. What's yours?

underrated

>your favorite book
Asturias' Mulata
>when a cute girl asks
Asturias' Mulata
>when an ugly girl asks
Lolita (which is most likely my second favorite book anyway)

The worst possible answer

Is that actually good?

I was thinking about buying a Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine Battles book but I'm not sure which one would be best

I usually say Blood Meridian, and they have never heard of it, and then we don't talk to each other ever again.

Norwegian Wood

Hipster bitches love Murakami, he's the Wes Anderson of literature.

yoo-LISS-ees because that's the accepted English pronunciation and I want people to understand what I'm referring to.

I think it's the best Space Marine Battles book. It's about a Black Templar sent to die an inglorious death fighting a losing battle to defend some dumb town full of humans.
It's also got plenty of cool Knight action, lots of stuff about the humans that are fighting too, it covers the whole battle
good characters and good 40k style action, even a little humor in just the right paces

>Lolita
>Lolita

fuck you bitch

The one you wrote
Or the one I wrote about you
If its the right cute girl

Goal 5

#BendItLikeBeckham

Thanks for the recommendation user, I will check it out once I get through my current reading

Star Tracks?

Oh-LUSS-ee-ous

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