Why do people try to act like it's cool to be a physicist? They're like, "Look! I have discovered the true shape of nature!" Meanwhile, the mathematicians are like,
"Sheesh brutha, a magician ain't supposed to be given away his secrets!" And then he shrugs it off and goes back to his work, and laughs internally to himself.
He thinks, my only regret is that I won't be alive when they learn the purpose, the reason behind my study of algebraic geometry. But at least I have laid them the building blocks behind how to study it.
Hudson Smith
Physicists are the people who are advanced from mathetmatics. You just couldn't pass the babby level maths stage and can't get in the big boys league which is why you're stuck with your chalkboard doodling pointless hypothetical problems you made up that has literally zero applications in the real world.
Physicists > Mathfags
Benjamin Morgan
Haha, but you fail to realize one important fact, my Newton-thumping friend, that your entire system of belief is based upon the structures that have established. You are just using OUR tools. OUR TOOLS.
psht
step it up
Christopher Howard
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Christian Kelly
Which means it gets less complex as it goes to the right LMAO
Connor Gonzalez
>You are just using OUR tools. OUR TOOLS.
Bullshit. Physicists have regularly invented the necessary math need to suit their needs--going all the way back to Newton.
Sebastian Perez
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Elijah Kelly
fool, Newton was ONLY interested because he was curious about the behaviours of curved lines, as ignited by the planets.
If not the planets, it would have been something else. He was focused on the maths. Think about it
Actually don't think about it, because clearly you are too lax with yourself to not let this truth sink true to your core.
Brayden Cook
Gauss and Leibniz were physicists?
Jackson Smith
>mathematicians kek
Wyatt Adams
That's not funny. THat's not even truthful. Take it down. Take it down, damn it you idiot. You're going to turn away someone from mathematics because of its innate childishness
Alexander Thomas
And when did I say they were? Your arrogance is leading you to see things that aren't there--otherwise known as hallucinations.
Jason Rogers
how about this one then
Asher Martin
I'm a mathfag, but honestly, this.
Sebastian Ross
>not doing based mathematical physics >doing shit that is rigorous yet also meaningful
Colton Cruz
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Luis Moore
>a magician ain't supposed to >be given away his secrets "A scientist is a magician who shows you how every trick is done." – Sandy Shaw (chemist, "Life Extension" author)
Logan Sanders
must we go through every permutation?
Asher Clark
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Aiden Peterson
>engineers playing with dick toy
Jacob Myers
lol
Christopher Gutierrez
Anyway, there are headcrabs
Camden Bell
is this a problem you wish for mathematics to solve for you? Ok. State your problem.
Jonathan Gray
top kek
Jeremiah Gonzalez
What's this plot made in?
Matthew Edwards
qeq
Bentley Hall
Basically, if you like tinkering and experiments, do physics.
If you like anything theoretical go math.
One is not better than the other, math is just cheaper to do.
Christopher Cruz
And engineers take orders from mathematicians and physicists. Engineers just improve and maintain, not discover.
Adrian Wright
looks like something I did in R a few years ago
William Gutierrez
Talking with some math professors about what they actually do for grant funding. Just about fuck all. Some travel, maybe bringing in a post doc or visiting prof for a bit. That's pretty much it. Some I've talked to have not applied for any grants for a decade. The uni provides journal access, books even some travel etc. Sounds nice.
Gavin Smith
That sounds heavenly. Is being a maths prof the comfiest job you can get?
Kevin Russell
It might just be. Most job satisfaction polls have Mathematician as the top spot if not the second spot.
Aiden King
>t. Ariane 5 Flight Control Computer developer
Jackson Jenkins
ooo the burnnnnn > bernie sanders
Jackson Hall
psychology is just bullshit? you know experiments done on addiction, isolation e.g. harry harlow. these experiments revolutionzed the world, your father would be tyrone if it wasn't for the monkey dependency experiment.
Parker Evans
>engineers don't discover you are one stupid fuck, i really want to bash your skull with my mechanical engineering degree
Chase Martinez
>Engineers just improve
Improvement = discovery, dickhead.
Connor Ward
you just wrote a sentence that implies the second spot was more desirable than the first
Literature > all
Andrew Stewart
If not the second spot I meant as a fallback. But yeah I guess that's not how it's used. Nice meme
Joshua Ramirez
Can you faggots please go fuck up some other board?
Jaxon Perez
You don't understand why physicists think so highly of themselves but you yourself think so highly of yourself despite both being very important All this arguing over who is better and more pure is pointless, you should respect all branches of maths and work together to better yourselves. The modern world we live in was only possible by working together. All this hate and arguing will only lead to selfishness and failure
Xavier Moore
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Alexander Morgan
>salty
>salty
>salty
I think highly of physicists. They're the first group of people to take our work, OUR WORK, and at least put it to some use. As opposed to those salty engineers who might, MIGHT use something as complicated as a differential equation, once in a blue moon.