Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

>Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
>its a book

>Atlas Shrugged
>Atlas doesn't shrug

>The Divine Comedy
>It's not funny

>infinite jest
>ends

>1984
>no synth-pop or saxophone solos

>Nicomachean Ethics
>they aren't Nicomachus's ethics

>catcher in the rye
>takes place in the city

>Plato's Republic
>Its a dictator

>All the Pretty Horses
>there's only a few horses
>they aren't pretty

>Plato's dialogues
>They all consist of Socrates rambling at his interlocutors until they surrender from boredom

>Harry Potter
>He makes spells instead of pots

Yeah but that's a good thing, the true jest is that if you finish it you spent days of your life on shit.

>Watership Down
>no boats that sink, just fucking rabbits

bump, love these type of threads

I already spent years of my life on Veeky Forums

>To Kill a Mockingbird
>still don't know how to fucking kill a mockingbird

>Alcools
>I didn't get drunk

>The Picture of Dorian Gray
>It's a book

It's a meritocracy.

>As You Like It
>completely pre-written

>A Thousand Splendid Suns
>didn't destroy my retinas

>Infinite Jest
>is finite

>The Day of the Locusts
>Not one locust

>Kafka on the shore
>Czechoslovakia is a landlocked country

>As I lay dying
>I'm not dying

these are the only funny ones so far.

>not a choose your own adventure play

>moby dick
>no mention of the musician's phallus; and but so there is a whale

>as I lay dying
>faulkner lived 32 more years after its publication

>At swim-two-birds
>no reverse flying fish

Kek'd heartily.

>brave new world
>everyone is a faggot

>a moveable feast
>it all happens in one place

>rabbit, run
>not about animal physiology

Not really
In fact not at all

>he thinks "comedia" is no funny

>pervert's guide to cinema
>some fat old man making unsubstantiated assertions incoherently for 150 minutes

>sound and the fury
>is not an audiobook

>butchers crossing
>Mostly takes places outside of butchers crossing

>unsubstantiated
Pleb

> Dubliners
> no reggae dub, dancehall or drum and bass

> the autobiography of malcolm x
> no pirates and no treasure

> the crying of lot 49
> it's funny

>Czechoslovakia

>Religion for Infidels
>it's a form of atheism for religiously-minded people

>no qt shoegaze gf

>Hannibal
>No crossing of the alps with elephants in order to destroy roman hordes

Wouldn't have worked with Austria-Hungary :(

It was a big empire

4u

If I took Hungary out f it, would it die?

It would be extremely anti-monarchic.

>alice in wonderland
>wonderland is a furry convention

>The Diary of Anne Frank
>It was written by Otto Frank

with an airgun
>in fact you're ordered NOT to kill any mockingbirds at all

>the crying of lot 49
>the book ends before the crying begins

also both of those books have absolutely HORRENDOUS title drops

>It's a frogposter

hi homer