You sleep 12 hours a day? If you can't figure out what the problem is and come up with a "clever solution," you're an idiot.
Christian Hall
No, I've calculated literally every single chance possible and there is just no way I'm dying tomorrow.
Leo Johnson
Have you punched in the hypervelocity meteor crashes as well ?
Jason Myers
>literally every single chance Yes, I have.
Blake Russell
>half of our lives are spent being unconscious in bed
You spend 12 hours a day in bed? That's impressive user.
Jackson Cook
uhh, what if your bit by a spider while sleeping? or heart attack? or your stove blows up? hit by a car checking the mail? choke while eating and cant dislodge it? slip in bathroom and hit head on toilet? pass out standing up too quick and stab yourself with a knife/pencil you just picked up? upstairs bathroom collapses and you are crushed by bath tub? wake up to fire? shock yourself unplugging something from wall?
I know these are ridiculous, but you are being a pretentious fuck
Nolan Collins
I've literally calculated every single chance.
There's simply no way I'm dying tomorrow.
Noah Wood
much sherlock very limitless so house
Tyler Foster
You could just die in your sleep, happened to one of my friends back in middle school. The guy was 15 (apparently) healthy, went to sleep and never woke up
Jeremiah Nelson
But I won't. Calculated literally every possible option.
Robert Ross
show us your calculations then
Levi Turner
Why should I show my calculations to somebody who doesn't even know how to use his shift-key?
Julian Myers
>he uses the shift-key for caps
Benjamin Clark
Why are you so edgy?
Adrian Evans
What do you use for caps?
Zachary Lopez
Alright, it was unfunny the first time, but repeating it twice made it gold Kek'd/10 unironically great user here
He calculated guys, dont even try anymore
Benjamin Garcia
I'm just not dying tomorrow.
You can laugh, but I'll still be alive.
Gabriel Johnson
caps block
Aaron Jenkins
Im sorry, but I looked over your calculus and noticed few mistakes. There is a 100% probability that you will die tomorow. Be brave user.