What Does Harold Bloom Think of John Green?

What dose Harold Bloom think of John Green?

he doesn't

Last night he dreamt of John Green tenderly fondling him while dressed as an anthropomorphic fox.
T. his psychiatrist

"Slide it." - Harold Bloom, on John Green threads

This

Harold Bloom's 108 years old. He knows he's going to die any minute now. Why would he spend his time caring about some YA writer popular among teenagers?

just watched an interview with this fat fuck. holy shit he is so cringe.

I thought for a second that he was legitimately 108 y/o

>108
He is 85, nice bait.

What's the difference?

jesus fucking christ

He could make to 108, but I'm sure he can't go for the 131.

>I'm sure
>sure

sure

The oldest person ever died at 122. Yes, I'm sure.

does*

"He/she could make it to 99, but I'm sure he/she can't go for the 122."
"The oldest person ever died at 113. Yes, I'm sure."

He isn't a female, my friend.

so choose the "he" option then

Good god this man's face is like a permanent reaction image

>the ten oldest people ever are all females
:^)

I'M SURE he can't break the curse.

user's clearly getting autistic over your use of "person", not your own autism about ages.

he's a big guy

Man, who would even want to live to be that old

"Green, John. A nonentity, a total fraud, means nothing to me. Deset his bawdy 'The Fault In Our Stars'. A favourite from ages 12 to 16, but no longer."
–Harold Bloom