>it will never be the 90s again
>you will never go to a typical American high school in sunny california
>you will never work a retail / fast food job during your high school summers and have slacker style hijinks with your friends
>you will never go to UCLA / USC / UCSB / UCSC / Pomona College
THIS. THIS is the source of all suffering in the world.
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>slacker style hijinks
what?
Yeah. We don't get to choose where we live, son. Grow th'fuck up and getto work
ask someone who took classes at pomona college anything
AMA
>california
kys
this
>ywn attend an all white Southern public school
>ywn ride past civil rights marchers in your pickup waving the confederate flag and shouting racial slurs
>ywn attend Ole Miss during the 60s and enjoy racially motivated high jinks with your fraternity brothers all while enjoying unlimited access to pure racist white pussy
the movie "slackers", dipshit
My happiest summer was that of 1999. All I did was drink beers on the beach and get laid.
:(
>tfw I got accepted to UCLA as a transfer
>tfw I'm 90% done with achieving my goal ottermode body
>tfw comfy summer internship paying me 17.25/hr
>tfw I will most likely lose my virginity before the year ends
I just know it will happen, bros. I can feel it.