Who Lorena'd Mom's Tickle Sticks?

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Devil's Tower, Wyoming.

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Cross section of a poplar tree at the cellular level. Notice the column patterns.

Giant's Causeway, Ireland.

Monument Valley, Arizona/Utah Border

Perhaps J.C. was onto something.

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Crimson Plateau, Australia

will any of these fit in OPs butt

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Meteor Crater, Arizona

Tree Removal

Diamond Head Crater, Hawaii

Pilot Butte, Wyoming

Flash petrification can take place in a matter of weeks under the right silica rich volcanic ash mixed with flood water conditions, allowing the bases of ancient massive trees to solidify into rock, effectively killing the tree while top portion rots away into dust.

For example, a flash petrified massive fungi:

How'd you like to climb this baby six inches at a time, user?

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fucking NASA can't keep it a secret forever

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I wonder if perhaps these trees served as giant ground water siphons to provide falls to the surrounding lands like giant water purification towers. Could this be why there are mostly desert lands where these massive trees once thrived?

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yes.

all of them.

at once.

no that's just normal rock

>mfw NASA just wanted rare pepes all this time