If one could write like Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Proust or Cervantes, for example, and at the same time had a body like the one in pic related, wouldn’t that be nice?
Imagine pictures of such a writer crowned with a laurel wreath: now that would be glorious. The perfect achievement of great body and soul.
The old Greeks and Romans would sing endless hymns of glory for such a man, and Pindar would certainly write his best Ode on the honor of him.
what's that muscle between his pits and his ribcage? I don't even think I have that one.
Owen Wright
>Socrates-was-ripped.pst
Those are lats
Pull ups, rows, deadlifts, cleans will build them up. Getting them to pop is a decent milestone in terms of fitness/bodybuilding
Cameron Bell
Why not being an ugly fuck like Sartre or Zizek and still get all the pussy?
Daniel Garcia
>his ribcage that's not his ribcage showing, it's serratus anterior muscle.
Camden Young
Musil proved you wrong, read him.
Nicholas Anderson
Because beauty makes everything greater for you. If you are beautiful you multiply your achievements several times. Ronaldo was not going to be as popular and adored-by-the-media if he were not handsome. Marlon Brando was not going to be revered so much as an actor if it weren’t for his sublime physical beauty.
If we had pictures of Shakespeare, and lets say that he was actually very good looking, he was going to be even more popular than he is now (he would captivate even those girls who hardly read poetry, but still post Rimbaud pics on their Facebook etc.), and I bet a lot of people would even say he was some kind of god or something.
Samuel Long
kek
Sebastian Lewis
You know I am talking about this time of his life, right?
Christopher Price
Streetcar's in my top 10 homie, I'm just having some fun w/y.
Logan Lopez
When watching the EM final on Sunday I realized how breathtakingly beautiful Ronaldo is. It's not even about his body, but his face. He has a perfect blend of though masculine feautures and delicate femine ones. It's a work of art, I think I could stare at it for hours.
Top kek the only change between him and this picture is his weight
Ryder Hill
so what you're saying is that Brando wins is what you're saying?
Michael Moore
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Alexander Morgan
the craziest part is that Athenians were largely considered pussies by the rest of Greece, especially Sparta and Macedon
Easton Hernandez
>He has a perfect blend of though masculine feautures and delicate femine ones. reminds me of jim morrison a bit desu
Brody Johnson
they were jelly because they were all uncultured peasants
Henry Bennett
fucking this; many times I tought the same thing. This two faces are the perfect ones in my opinion; I wanted to look like one of those two guys.
Adam Taylor
Jesus, I knew that Veeky Forums was one of the gayer boards but I didn't expect something like this thread. But hey, if that's how you swing, go on.
Carter Cox
didn't nobody ask for your permission
Nathan Clark
>masculine features
Yeah, where? He has one the world's most punchable faces and he's passed his prime
Hunter Moore
>Not engaging in modern-day Veeky Forumserature >Making it
Pick one. How can you even call yourself the master race if you can't even bench lmao2pl8s? How can you call yourself le true gentleman if you can't even squat 3?
Man/lit/s BTFO.
Lincoln Allen
>Appreciating sublime aesthetics makes you gay
S T A Y P L E B
Aiden Wright
Nice tits faggot.
Connor James
>Typical beta manlet response
I know it's your first day on Veeky Forums, but just as a friendly reminder; people under 180 pounds, and people under 5'10" aren't actually allowed to express their opinions on this forum. I'm sorry, friendo. Maybe next time :(
Brandon Gutierrez
kek that gyno
Jordan Reyes
You do really have Gynecomastia, and you too are quite the wench in other regards.
Ethan Reyes
>you will never be physically attractive
kill me. literally the only thing that matters in the whole world.
Kayden Ramirez
Chill out, you frick. I don't talk like that in real life; or even on Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums. I'm just having a bit of the bantz.
What did you just say about me, you little bitch?
Cameron Howard
fat faggot
Owen Johnson
Nice redundant semi-colons by the very way.
Xavier Ramirez
I talk the way I type, man. Why you bully?
DELETE THIS
Juan Martin
>I talk the way I type
Very slowly apparently.
John Anderson
>Implying I'm not browsing several other threads at once >Implying you're my biggest priority next to shitposting on Veeky Forums and tending to my Neopets >Implying my response time wasn't 3 minutes, which is a perfectly logical amount of time to expect before replying to a Veeky Forums post
I like the cut of your jib, bud. Commas are for commies, am I right?
Jackson Gray
I seemingly am high enough on your priorities list for you two write me half an essay.
And please do cut it off.
Lucas Powell
Your body is a misshapen mess and you're a massive faggot for posting an unsolicited pic of yourself on the Internet. Go work on your triceps, core and legs like a real man. Also, some smaller tits and a bit of hair on your body might help you not look like a disgusting semi-muscular female.
Now go tie a plastic bag around your head.
Eli Anderson
>two
Fully intentional by the way. Of course, I do not make mistakes.
Thomas Phillips
>Unsolicited
This thread was already full-homo by the time I got here. What did you want me to do? Validate OP's quest for Veeky Forums philosophers by keeping my shirt on and taking a pic of my Western Lit thesises?
Also >Implying I'm not bulking >Implying I lift for girls
Pic related very related, my dude. Me on the left.
>Greentexting shitposts are now considered "half an essay"
Wowee! Did I sure learn something today!
Also >"And please do cut it off."
What did he mean by this?
Kayden Flores
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Nathaniel Hernandez
Thanks for the (You)!
John Lopez
this guy is way too skinny. his muscles are small. he looks homosexual. I'd rather look like this desu
Wyatt King
you would rather look like an old bald faggot okay
Blake Peterson
no I'd rather just looked jacked instead of a skinny faggot lol
Landon Brooks
you have a degenerate conception of human ends. one seeks strength to protect others, not for beauty, which is soft, narcissistic and womanish.
men don't need to appear beautiful, that's what women are for.
Juan Brooks
grandpa? is that you in your wwII bunker?
Brandon Hernandez
Ottermode is always the healthiest and most physically applicable mode. You think Spartans were meant to be bulked-up whey fags?
Oliver Mitchell
dog go to the gym for one year. diet to get low bf and you can look like that. it's too easy.
Caleb Gomez
How does ronaldo have such beastly lats. I doubt he lifts, that chest is pathetic. The height, face, and frame meme is true, isn't it?
Jordan Murphy
I do not think he has done plastic surgery, but he certainly benefited from tanning (which hides imperfections on the skin) and probably small botox applications (and certainly porcelain veneers to the teeth).
But I think he was very lucky with the cheekbones and jaw.