Is this guy the best YouTube book reviewer?

That's not bulletdeer

Clifford

I am

bookchemist is way better

no

Infinite Jest: the YouTube channel.

Isn't bookchemist Italian

I wanna know if I have any competition

They guy can't even write!

This, but he also has a patrish taste in sci-fi.

Scaruffi is also Italian

>actually fucking rats
Fuck off, Father Fairing.

He doesn't review books.

>goatee
>black wife beater
>red wine

every time i see a new picture of this douchebag on here i want to punch him even more than i did before.

I love the internet tough guy meme. It's one of my favorites.

he does look like a rat

You people lack imagination, here's a contender: youtube.com/watch?v=WHtpSpfj0uY&feature=youtu.be

Anyone who talks about books on youtube gets an F- from me.

I prefer, you know, *reading* analysis.

Then read, why must I give a damn what you do?

Am I the only one who feels like he knows he's pretentious?
I kinda think it's charming when he pokes fun at himself

i'm a girl and i must admit i'd love for this guy to dominate me. i can imagine him messaging me over youtube after i spam his video comments section about how cute he is. i can imagine him asking where i'm from and realizing we're only like eight hours away by car. i can imagine turning up to a motel room in a short skirt and walking past reception with my heart in my mouth and going to the bathroom to make sure my pussy is shaven and that there's no pieces of toilet tissue stuck to it or anything. i would run my fingers up my pussy and then sniff and spray some perfume down there just in case. i would finally feel ready to go to his room after looking at myself in the mirror and feeling butterflies in my tummy. i can imagine going up to his room and knocking and feeling like "this is it, no turning back" and hearing him unlocking the door. i can imagine him standing back and allowing me to walk past him then slowly closing the door. i would turn around and attempt to make small talk but he'd already be rushing towards me, fondling my breasts and rubbing my cock through my skirt. i would be so flustered i'd begin kissing his chest and kiss all the way down to his toes and then i would blow his penis. we would have rough sex on the floor with him on top of me grinding his body into mine and performing scooping motions so that he gets really deep in my pussy. when he eventually cums there would be mascara and throat slobber all over my face. i'd be sort of crying and he would hold me and kiss my hair and tell me it's okay in a voice which makes me become hard again. i'd look at him to apologize for getting hard but he would just smile and gently place his fingers around my neck.

you are very obviously not a girl.

/reply

I apologize for not posting a verbal video, to make this exchange easier on your brain.

Sì, abita nella mia stessa città

I have only seen his Paradise Lost review, which was pretty bad. FortheloveofRyan is much better, though his selection of books could be better.

who is this guy? noone has mentioned it and im curious

>perfume on pussy

so it taste like nickles and dimes? you almost had me (not really you fucking fag)

Just watched his Collected Fictions review. It's bad, similar to Paradise Lost, he can't say anything interesting or in-depth about it. It's bland.

>Circular Ruins is his favourite Borges story
>It doesn't get any better than this. It has quite possibly the greatest ending I have ever, ever read.
lel

Better than Food channel on youtube.

Cliff Sargent

Better Than Food: Book Reviews

>only reads popular, well-known PoMo though

pleasr stop

>implying he doesn't
when your channel primarily does pomo and some modernism, that's kinda bland

he reviews the books he likes. Do you read every genre and philosophy book? oh maybe you do. get a life nerd.

>I haven't watched all of his reviews

Opinion discarded.

I'm pretty sure he reviews everything ever in his whole life.

nope. his "literature" website section is only lists.

>Hello there! This acclaimed classic is actually good! Who would have thought!
>Here's the summary from wikipedia, because plot matters A LOT
>Look at my dumb scarf!
>I only read a translation b-but the prose is still good!! [I won't tell you which translation I read because saying "the prose is good" doesn't actually have to mean anything, lol]

>not sure if pasta or deja vu

Fuck, user, you messed my sconce up for a moment.

If he ever finds out about Harold Bloom expect his tastes to be remarkably similar then. I feel like that's the only person he'd copy for lit really.

>cartoon representation of himself with the "smug face, left arm out" pose
no way jose

You know you're dealing with a pleb like OP when he's looking for a literature version of needledrop.

What are some reviews by him that you like?

pretty much sums it up

This guy is a furry and likes John Green novels and Undertale.

Damn this nigga is fine as Hell, I hope my boys don't see this comment.

>online literature scene

pls continue and post feet.

>swirls wine
>sips coffee

lmoa

"Here are my top 5 [genre of lit], but first let me talk you about how awesome Infinite Jest is."

Overall he's a good reviewer though.

Dont forget
>Ill review what you send in if you pay me enough
>But I have high standards

Both have decent taste but shitty reviews. I hate how "Cliff Le Sargent" constantly stares blankly into the distance during his reviews, as if to convey that he is having some sort of epiphany or deep thought, but never says anything remotely thought provoking. I hate how the BookChemist literally masturbates to IJ in every video and only reads pomo. Still watch both sometimes when I'm bored.

I'm not even a Fantandrone but he's got more personality in his little pinky. Don't compare him to this poser.

kek

He mentions Fantano at some point in his upload on July 10, and said that he wanted to be the book version of him.

This (I think) was after I saw a thread on here by someone asking who is the Fantano of Veeky Forums. He probably browses this board.

>do typu read every genre and philosophy book
>get a life nerd

Made my night, user

lol

>He probably browses this board.
i have similar suspicions. /mu/ too probably. but in the same video he says he didn't know what reddit was

>stares blankly into the distance
He keeps his script offscreen

holy shit... everyone in this thread kill yourselves

no, the video upload was before that post, i remember i had watched his video when i saw it here

i cant stand the guy

look at his fucking hair

what a faggot

>and rubbing my cock through my skirt

oops

Go for cosmoetica instead.

>spraying perfume on pussy
yeah, you're a dude.
perfume burns.

also that guy lurks here.

his book reviews are garbage

you should be watching this on youtube instead
youtube.com/watch?v=DwOB9Ja2JzI

u a girl?

if so, does intelligence turn you on? Heard some chicks throw around the term sapiosexual but I figured it was just a meme.

any woman is free to answer this.

also men. who cares. just indicate gender.

cleverness is a pretty big deal, if a girl can make me laugh with any consistency she can jump from like a 7 to a 10 pretty quick

youtube.com/watch?v=k-AD7nVvzpc
youtube.com/watch?v=dy4yPONrvDo
youtube.com/watch?v=ijXdaHgIHK4

This guy is perfect for Veeky Forums. He is into the leftist shit that you faggots love, only reads literary fiction and philosophy, and looks the part.

looks like pretty standard hipster doofus hair

youtube.com/watch?v=dMD18ZF0MLo

Far superior.

>Oedipus ain't no bitch
I love this

It's funny for 2-3 videos, after that it's just sad.

who

I don't think he takes himself too seriously at all.

He's starting to get worse in terms of quality.

His Day of the Locust review was a joke. He spent the first five minutes talking about wine and noir movies, ten minutes summarizing the novel without even mentioning Homer Simpson, arguably the most important character, and then it just kind of fizzled out.

He has great moments but he's really got to start learning to edit. I'm not watching an hour-long video about an Ernest Hemingway short story.

This is the greatest "booktuber" if only he posted more.
youtube.com/watch?v=cjsB3sXdLB4

John Green in a fat suit?

Maybe it's because I watched only a few reviews that were a year old or so, but it felt like his videos were over-edited. I have a really hard time enjoying listening to someone who cuts after every sentence or two.

But that implies she should already be a 7 to begin with.

To be honest I would have asked for a sapiosexual girl some years ago and I would have probably considered myself as such. Not now though. I've come to realize that finding a caring, warm, heartful woman is so much more important I can't even describe it. It really puts any kind of discussion you could have about the interpretations of Hegel's works in perspective.

Sometimes I still fantasize about fucking a girl while she reads proust aloud though.

His soft monotone voice puts me to sleep.

In a good way right.

>I'm not watching an hour-long video about an Ernest Hemingway short story.
he read the whole short story you dingbat. It's not his fault you lack a sense of attention

He tricked me into reading 2666 and I'll never forgive him for that.

Why was it a trick? What happened when you read 2666.

>implying the best booktubers aren't all YA whores

Step up Veeky Forums. Abookutopia and Peruseproject are the GOAT at reviewing books.

youtube.com/watch?v=I1rBCec80Hw