What does Veeky Forums think of House of Leaves?

What does Veeky Forums think of House of Leaves?

Encapsulating in the aspects of literature that stand out the most.

I liked it, Veeky Forums doesn't.

>chilling with gf in her room, both of us reading
>get a text from girl in my hall
>asks if i want to borrow House of Leaves, she recommends it
>i say sure, pick up a copy
>start reading first ten pages
>can't stop thinking about hottie who lent me the book
>jerk off, jizz lands in the pages
>can't split the pages back open
>give book back to her
>never lends me a book again
did i goof Veeky Forums? I'm so embarrassed

should I get this or IJ? Both are $14 from my bookstore. I got 400 pages into IJ from the library and really liked it, but I don't want to be reading it when I start college for obvious reasons. Don't know much about this but the snippets I've read on Amazon and pictures of the memeier pages have me decently hyped

basically a gimmicky scholastic book for "adults"

Infinite Jest is much more rewarding assuming you have the will power to read it all the way through.

I really don't want to be "that guy", though. Just found out The Book of Disquiet is also $14, would that be a good compromise?

You're already "that guy", you faggot. Read whatever the fuck you want.

fuck you too mate

>being genuinely afraid of the perception people will have on you because you read a certain novel
>a novel by david foster wallace, no less

kill yourself you insincere hipster trash

Why did you fuck a book and not your girlfriend?

Also
>pick up a copy
>a copy
Your shitpost is full of holes
3/10.

book of disquiet is better than infinite jest and house of leaves.
but you also seem annoying.

it's horrible and overwrought and it was genuinely painful to read
>chilling with gf
stop lying

>insincere
you mean insecure?

As a horror novel, I thought it was pretty interesting, but any and all enjoyment to be had from is completely obliterated by the knowledge the Danielewski is a prolific plagiarist.

Really? Source?

Holy shit go fuck yourself

Infinite Jest will get you hipster creed
House of Cards will get you neck beard points
The Book of Disquiet will get you that one annoying NEET fuck who can't decide on anything nor can he think for himself OH WAIT THAT'S YOU

this is the most unnecessary blowing out i've seen. why is someone asking for recommendation so triggering?

Did you even read what he said? He turned down a recommendation for Infinite Jest on the basis of being worried that the book would make him seem like "that guy". I can't think of a more fucking pseud thing to say.

Also, your samefaggotry is transparent. Cut it out with the damage control and move on.

I only really enjoyed the oarts where they were exploring the house. All the weird text alignment was neat at first but got rather annoying later on.

Plagiarist? Really? What?

I'm reading it right now, I'd say give it a go. It's very well done but I don't know if I love it, I find myself going through lulls of not reading it for days at a time. It is creepy and cool though, so yeah sure.

Source? Really what?

Bump

Amazon recommended that when I got Recognitions. Should I trust them?

I love both Gaddis and House of Leaves, but I don't necessarily see the correlation, proceed with caution. They're both prone to the postmodernism genre labeling, but the similarities end there.

I thought that the Navidson stuff was spoopy and good and the rest was garbage.