He doesn't use a crisp, uncirculated hundred dollar bill as a bookmark

>He doesn't use a crisp, uncirculated hundred dollar bill as a bookmark

>he doesn't use a crisp, uncirculated Confederate hundred dollar bill as a bookmark

You might as well be using a Zimbabwean dollar.

Let me guess, you're a financial domination pig-slave amirite

You don't know what the fuck classy even means

>he doesn't use a feather as a bookmark

>he uses a bookmark and doesn't just remember what page he was on

ahh that is where they got the name "C Note" from

Half of the technological purpose of a bookmark is to make it easy and quick to open to the page you're on you pseudo-intellectual twat.

>unironically debating about bookmarks
Wow he uses a bookmark, he really rustled my jimmies