Would you pass the test?

Would you pass the test?

passing the test would be walking out and letting that daft cunt pay for the meal

Yes
Even if you haven't read them, everyone here should be able to list at least 3

Jane Eyre, Mansfield Park, A Wizard of Earthsea.
Mfw no first date

Easily.
Even if you don't know anything about literature just say Harry Potter 1 2 and 3.

Mira gonzalez,megan boyle and Melissa Broder

"Yeah, mate!" Fist bump! (Go home alone, masturbate, drink, cry).

Yes, then I would ask her to do the same for black authors and get all #triggered when she can't

>black authors

Pretty easy.

Sylvia Plath
Betty Smith
Emily Dickinson

All the female writers you need ;)

I happen to have only read three books by female authors: Pride and Prejudice, Middlemarch, and A Poetry Handbook. However, if I were to be asked such a question I would rather slap my property.

Aye, feminists aren't worth the time of day.

Eh, James Emmanuel is a good poet. sometimes great.

She asked for book titles not authors names. You failed.

fpbp

so sad today
selected tweets
unpublished blog

Books, not rags.

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn.
The Colossus and Other Poems.
The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson.

;)

The Left Hand of Darkness
Complete Stories of Flannery O'Connor
...
To Kill a Mockingbird

BASED men win again, womemes BTFO forever and all eternity

Hildegard of Bingen
St. Theresa of Avila
Sasha Grey

Oven head
Weak Lungs
Weak Kidneys
Got ya.

My friends play a game on first dates now where it's ask women to name three worthwhile works of literature or philosophy.

It never goes well.

are you calling female authors rag?
sexist much?

Drinking Coffee Elsewhere
Slouching Towards Bethlehem
My Antonia

*le shrug*

My friends play a game on first dates now where we ask women to stroke our dicks.

9/10 works every time.

you just missed out on a hot date with me my dude

god no
>anne frank
>virginia woolf
>missy eliot?

Plot twist: we each take turns playing 'the woman'.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Gotcha Bitch

Plot twist: Hands are hands faggot.

"you know, i could, but i dont think its going to work out between us. bye!"

Lispector Short Stories
Munro Short Stories
Woolf's Orlando
Are we going to bang now?

Feminists are sometimes worth my time. People who try to put me through tests to prove my worth or worthies on the other hand won't get shit out of me.

Summer of the Elder Tree
Raccoon
There but for the

>Sor Juana's Poetry
>Morrison's The Bluest Eye (for school, didn't like it)
>A book about black holes by a female astrophysicist whose name I can't remember
>A lot (+30) of short stories and poems by female authors

I think I might get laid.

Also Mrs Dalloway by Woolf. Dunno how could I forget it, I loved it.

Kek, nice one
HAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHA

My friends play a game on first dates now where it's ask your date to name three books they've read.

It never goes well.


>>doesn't realize its 2016

>harry potter
>anne frank's diary
>one of my physics textbooks
I'm probably better off not saying anything tbqh

I would

1. Harry Potter when I was a kid

2. The giver

3. Some post apocalyptic book written by a women, didn't realize until after I finished

The Waves
To the Lighthouse
Orlando

>Sor Juana
I'd sleep with you solely for that desu

A smooth twisting motion feels much better than a jerk, anyway.

isn't the waves written by Virginia woolfe too ?

Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone, Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets, Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban. BOOM BITCH! Slash drink in her face, moonwalk out.

Lol

The guys who can don't go on dates and guys who can't don't need dates

This woman is an idiot

Agonism - Chantal Mouffe
Rebellion - Nora Connolly
Collected Writings - Constance Markiewiz

And if she lambastes me for not mentioning fiction, I'd probably walk out

yes, they all are

Of course, I'd just lie.

I'll also note that I love how this tweet, which looks like it's about men's inadequate engagement with women's literature, is really about how women with sex lives don't care about women's literature either. Unless Ms. Wood wants us to picture her ending the date when these failures occur - in which case, the implicit status the crack relies on vanishes. 'Have you read Mary Wollstonecraft?' 'Nah.' 'Me either, your place or mine?'

-Any of the Harry Potter books by J. K. Rowling

-The Earth Is the Lord's: A Tale of the Rise of Genghis Khan by Taylor Caldwell

"La saga de los confines" by Liliana Bodoc, a latino woman writer who is really respected in my country

My friends play a game on first dates now where they wake up forty-five minutes later with a bleeding ass. It always goes BONZER

I don't recognize gender categories

Book about black holes eh? Is it The Color Purple.

BAM!

classic ribaldry

Shit, forgot second question mark, ribaldry dented, let's do that again

Book about black holes eh? Is it The Color Purple?

BAM!

classic ribaldry

[director's cut]

>ryder - barnes
>price of salt - highsmith
>elegance - dariaux
where do i collect my patrician femme waifu?

Ursala K LeGuin
Kay Redfield
Elizabeth Wurtzle

Yes, yes I would

*neither
Dw happen to the best of us, user.

Anthem
The Fountainhead
Atlas Shrugged

really it would be:
Mrs. Dalloway
Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas
Book of Dolores

That was deliberate, in order to indicate her total unliterariness.

>my friends play a game on first dates now where it's ask women to list three hobbies excluding Netflix.
>it never goes well.

Easy, and I'm a pleb. JK Rowling, Margaret Atwood, Harper Lee.

I don't play games where the objective recedes whenever I complete it.

Truth

Too Kill A Mocking Bird, The Giver, and Twelve Little Indians.
Grade school still counts, right?

I don't care.

I'd tell her Toni Morrison, Zora Neale Hurston, and Harper Lee. Then I'd revert the questioning back to her and ask her to name three african american male authors she has read. Then proceed to call her a racist cunt.

Ursula le Guin
Elif Shafak
Tonke Dragt

What do I win? I can even name ten, 20 would be doable as well

Just say 3 Harry Potter books and walk out.

Book titles would be Wizard of Earthsea, Fourty Rules of Love, Brief voor de Koning

Everyone here would pass it, they just wouldn't have read any of them

Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson
Hunger Makes Me a Modern Girl by Carrie Brownstein

I could probably get some SJW pussy with those answers if i wanted it. all very femme impowering shit. of course, the correct response is to go wide-eyed and say "hey you know, I'm reading one right now! it's in my car, lemme go get it" and then driving away. fuck people like this

Foxfire: Confessions of a Girl Gang
Cat's Eye
Possessing the Secret of Joy

Hadrian's Memoirs
Ice
Dark Spring

Literally the first that came to mind. Show me a woman who can name three books by female authors that aren't pop bestsellers, YA, or genreshit. I bet I could mansplain the shit out of Holly.

Just go for easy ones
and lie obviously

>To Kill a Mockingbird
>Frankenstein
>Harry Twotter

pls be grill. we can cuddle

Sorry m8, but I have penis.

maybe you'd like being a grill? just think about it

I could easily name over 3. (Anyone here could).

How pleb is the men this women dates? Holy fuck.

The Illiad
King Lear
The Bible
done

Memoirs of Hadrian
Mrs. Dalloway
The Last Samurai

But then I would explain to her why I've been boycotting women authors for over 2 years now because some clickbait boycott white male authors articles pissed me off and I don't really miss women authors.

Not especially, because what she's describing never happens, it's bullshit for the consumption of bitter hambeasts, patent in its untruth if you think for more than a second.

i play a game on dates where i lie to get pussy

A play a game on first (and last) dates where I don't flirt and can barely hold a conversation

im sorry

Harry Potter, Twilight and the first book in Robin Hobb's novels.

>Can you name three books you've read by female authors?
>Haha, what?
>It's just a game my friends play when we date guys. Well? Can you?
>...of course I can, I told you that I read of-
>Okay, well then do it.

*two hours later on tumblr*
>And get this....at the end of the date.....he told me he wasn't sure he wanted to see me again. What an evil, woman-hating bastard!

>Beloved
>I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
>Frankenstein

Do I win?

This. I keep looking around at the waitresses due to nervousness and my date thinks I'm admiring them.

Unless she's dating a total Chad.
Then her mouth is too stuffed with cock to ask about anything as gay and beta as books.

It's funny how she's instantly managed to make me lose all interest in knowing anything more about her.

Can confirm I'm Chad

top kek

It'd proceed exactly this awkwardly in real life.

>taking a date's casually mentioned interest in literature and turning it into a weird hostile knowledge test

The uncomfortable silence after you'd list your titles would be dreadful.

I know none, tell me some 4 dates pls, and for reads

I wonder if I could remember all the titles of the Resident Evil tie-in novels by S.D. Perry...

i like you, 2 of those were my choices
also frankenstein
hell i could even impress her with my understanding of the bloody chamber's vaginal themes

I'm not a pleb, so, yes.

there's a "best books by black people" thread floating around in the catalog right now

how are you such pansies?

>He doesn't live life oscillating between paranoia and terror