So tell me about yourself user

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

So tell me about yourself user...
oh....you play with virtual internet coins all day..?

...yeah im sorry i have to go and feed my cat
it was nice knowing you thanks for dinner

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Actually, I rob drug dealers.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I actually manage a live portfolio of speculative assets similar to private wealth management.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Nah, I prefer to call myself a startup investor...angel investor if you will. There's a passion in believing in projects before they succeed. You never know if you are helping make the next Uber or AirBnB

By the way that white colour is sexy as fuck on you

eGremlin
eGremlin

it was nice knowing you thanks for dinner

Implying I would pay for a meal for that mutt to throw up 10 mins after she consumed it

takes2long
takes2long

This is why after you make it you need to have a cool hobby and talk about that all the time

TreeEater
TreeEater

A girl that looked a tenth as good looking as her wouldn't be caught dead in public with me. My own family probably wouldn't want to be in public with me.

Evilember
Evilember

Mutt
This chick is hotter than any girl you have ever fucked

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

jesus user.

Bidwell
Bidwell

oh you dropped this speck of hair...

don't worry, once you start using my memecoins to buy your *$, i will clone you and put you in the dungeon

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

lol

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You need a hug user?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

If you lead with "im a cryptofag", you deserve to stay virgin. These broads shouldn't even know about your finances ever, and you OPEN with that?

Inmate
Inmate

Weak larp.
I don't give a fuck when someone acts like this lol, meaning I run FIRST.

5mileys
5mileys

trying this hard

Methnerd
Methnerd

That's the Chad way to describe being a crypto trader.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Christ, user. Cheer up. We love you here.

Spamalot
Spamalot

i'd like to be in public with you

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girlDog
girlDog

Don't put yourself down like that man. You gotta like yourself before trying to get others to like you

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Soft_member
Soft_member

ok
silently follows her to tyrone's house
wait until they finish fucking and fall asleep
slip in, tranquilize both
use a turkey baster to suck out tyrone's cum
squirt a little dish soap in to clean out her holes
get sum ;)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

How did I get here? You're clearly not the type of woman I'd date.

idontknow
idontknow

OP.

Thank you.

This picture changed my life. I'm gonna start lifting daily.

Goodbye Veeky Forums. Hello /fit/.

Playboyize
Playboyize

you better fucking keep your word or i'll find you

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

what a fucking loser

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

implying mutts can be attractive in a non-bestial way

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I have a net worth of $47 million dollars and I no longer feel anything.

We're going to make small talk, finish this dinner, then you'll invite me up to your room. I'll oblige and we'll have sex. Sometime in the middle of the night I'll leave and walk home alone, wondering if this is all life has to offer. The chase is over, the dream is done. I'm not a prophet, I'm just here to profit. Be careful bros or you'll get exactly what you want

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How about you try to change the world for the better

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I have a net worth of $47 million dollars and I no longer feel anything
Travel, user.
Fucking whores after showing them your Lamborghini is the most animalistic part of being rich. Travelling will literally change your mind.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I did. There's no genuine gratitude in charity. If you fill someone's hand with everything they need, they'll just reach out and ask again with the other.

massdebater
massdebater

You give to the wrong people user

likme
likme

gross mulatto

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Techpill
Techpill

I've done that too. I've hit all the major landmarks, found all the local spots, slept with women in every country and I'm just kind of numb to it. It's like playing a sandbox mode game after the story is over, eventually you get burned out. Shitposting here is the only thing that can get a laugh out of me.

TreeEater
TreeEater

everyone goes through the same thing to some extent

you'll figure it out we believe in you user

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Now that you have the riches, you need to go for glory. You could also try to be a billionaire.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Thank you. I genuinely mean that.

cum2soon
cum2soon

At least it seems like you got to 100% completion of life.

If you see life like a sandbox, most people won't complete like even 5% of it before they die.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Th White (I think) has a character who says something like "learning new things is the ultimate safeguard against depression"
When you travel, you "learn" about all the new things around you.
user, if I can recommend you take more reflection in your travels, or legitimately find something that interests you that you can learn more about, I think you'll be happier

Methnerd
Methnerd

How old are you?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I think I may do the nomad thing for awhile. Get a motorcycle - nothing fancy just something with character and easy to fix - grow my hair and beard out and just ride. Be a side character in other people's lives for awhile and maybe learn something about myself.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Best of luck user

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MPmaster
MPmaster

El abominacion...

massdebater
massdebater

she looks like she eats $100k a week

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

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Snarelure
Snarelure

youtube.com/watch?v=uo14xGYwWd4

MPmaster
MPmaster

youtube.com/watch?v=PEGccV-NOm8

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Fuck off you look like you fuck niggers slut

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Implying she's not my 6th girlfriend

Meh, I'd just let her walk. There are plenty of other girls who like money.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Works for me, you got the check? Great, bye bye,

Playboyize
Playboyize

I got the USS Callister Cuck Mirror reference. rofl

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What I mean is create systems that help people better themselves. Technology, volunteer organizations, financial literacy learning institutions, etc. Teach people to fish, user. Use the brain that got you where you are to get others to where they need to be

idontknow
idontknow

ever buying dinner before sex
ever buying dinner period
dinner on a first date

Looks like I took the bait

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

someone mention money?

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