Bad Book Covers

It's that time again.

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Is this shit real?

'Fraid so.

Good lord

>Design is my passion :3

>the turn of the screw

That's from "Tutis Digital Publishing" apparently, they have the ones that make some kind of literal sense...

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Best thread ever

At least make the briefcase containing make ups

Truly rageworthy

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Remember to Start With The Greeks™.

I lub Animorphs.

Ah, Tutis threads.

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>fucking kikes trying to genocide the dinosaur race

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a e s t h e t i c

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this one's not that bad desu

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Wow
Clearly not Descartes, Descartes looks like a crackhead

their cover are awful

and this is the cherry on top of the diarrhea icream

It's sir Isaac Newton.

I know, just reminding that Descartes was a crackhead

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is... is this real?

i kinda want to buy this ironically now.

>Hard Times 12
I had no idea there were so many sequels

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>"Hey, you!"
>"Que?"
>"You want to be on a book cover?"
>"Que?"
>*click*

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>Literal sense.
No.

That's PitPat from GloboChem from Mr Show.

I like the part where Descartes proves that gravity exists because it thinks.

Didnt know Jimmy Carter was from transilvania

Its pretty shitty but in context its like gold.

So, in countries with no copyright laws they pay people with no English skills, but who probably claim to speak excellent English...they pay them to InDesign this shit-cancer and sell it to morons? That has to be it, right?

Literally what the shit?

nice

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It's fairly obvious mate, it's romance directed towards sad, lonely, single mothers who wish that some plus-jawed prince Valiant would come and fuck them and incidentally prove to be a great father figure for their kids.

Jesus Christ, it fucking exists.

All my time shitposting on Veeky Forums I thought this was satire. How the fuck am I supposed to stay sane if reality keeps being this ridiculous?

I thought my self-made book cover was pretty bad, but this thread really puts it all in perspective.

>the turn of the screw
>it's a picture of tools literally turning a screw
>but it's not even a screw, it's a hex nut

this wins

Oh come on

thinking outside the box with this one, I see

GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS i keep
GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS i keep
GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS i keep
GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS.

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