Your top 10 favorite books

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Harry Potter 2
Harry potter 3
Hairy potter 4
Harry Potter 5
Harry Potter 6
Harry Potter 7
Harry Potter 8
Harry Potter 9
Harry Potter 10

1. Infinite Jest
2. Stoner
3. Lolita
4. Blood Meridian
5. Heart of Darkness

ive only read 5 books

>Honey, can you come in here?
>Why does my copy of IJ smell like ass?
>If you want to sit on my books, wipe a little better. I mean, cmon you got a little poo smear on it for christs sake.

My new favorite book is whichever one she is sitting directly on top of, however I can't make out a title.

underrated post

I feel like I'm about to throw up thanks to that user, jesus christ

>Yes - Thomas Bernhard

really? I read that and it was the weakest Bernhard I ever read. Have you tried the rest of his stuff?

Some. I read Woodcutters, The Voice Impersonator and some of his short stories. I've been wanting to read his autobiographical works, but I don't have the first one. What's your favourite Bernhard?

>Sam Harris

Kys

You fucking ruined the beaty of that pic to me

Hope you're happy with yourself, you disgusting cunt.

on god if I caught a thot sitting her nasty ass on top of my books like that she would lose her damn life

Concrete, Loser, Frost. Yes was actually pretty disappointing, but it was short so I didn't care.

real talk
some people are just sick in the head

Working on reading more, but as of now:

East of Eden
Grapes of Wrath
Odyssey
Phaedo (making my way through complete works)
Infinite Jest
Bible
Crime and Punishment
Catch-22
On Writing
Watership Down

You people are weird. I see a post like that, and it's disgusting sure, but I forget about it soon after. Retards don't deserve to be remembered, and the person who posted that is a retard. If someone talking about poop is enough to ruin all naked women for you then you need to see a therapist.

as it is in no order:

Moby Dick
Book of the New Sun
Urth of the New Sun
Call of the Wild
I Am Legend
Alamut
The Man in the High Castle
From Hell
Don Quixote
Shadow of the Sun

Confessions of a Mask
Oblomov
Thus Spoke Zarathoustra
Divine Comedy
Les Faux-monnayeurs
Un jardin sur l'Oronte
Ficciones
Cien Anos de Soledad
De l'inconvénient d'être né
Pride and Prejudice

THIS IS A CELIBATE BOARD

There's a thread for people like you. Stay in it

Literally a 6.5/10

Jesus Christ would you stop using this hideous pic, OP?

Kek

No particular order.

Slaughterhouse Five
The Corrections
Nausea
Them - Adventures With Extremist
Less Than Zero
Brief Interviews With Hideous Men
Anna Karenina
Blood Meridian

I can't think of two more books I enjoyed enough to put on this list.

The Hour of the Star by Clarice Lispector
The Trial by Franz Kafka
The Assumption of the Rogues and Rascals by Elizabeth Smart
The Myth of Sisyphus by Albert Camus
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson
Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino
A Sport and a Pastime by James Salter
Red Harvest by Dashiell Hammett
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly by Jean-Dominique Bauby
Chaos by James Gleick

Whom is this ebony goddess

>ebony
Are you retarded?

She has dark skin

>implying it doesn't make it better

I come to Veeky Forums for the sole purpose of masturbating to this pic, I like to imagine smelling her ass sweat on the top book

Why hasn't some user recreated the pic by plonking his hairy arse on a stack of essential Veeky Forumscore?

God dammit I really dont like this picture for some reason

Ubik by PKD

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

Espedair Street by Iain Banks

The Trial by Kafka

Chronicle of a Death Foretold by Márquez

Neither Here, Nor There by Bill Bryson

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams

I dunno these are all the books I read in my life

this is a blue board, mate, no prawn allowed

Hang around Veeky Forums a Veeky Forumstle longer, a.non. We'll tell you what your other favorite books are

I don't have a "top ten." It's not even worth it to say "plebeian" here.

Works of literature don't fall into a linear scale line-up.

>Phenomenology of Spirit
>The Book of Lies
>Dianetics: The Original Thesis
>The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
>The Koran
>Capitalism and Schizophrenia
>Submission
>The David Icke Guide to the Global Conspiracy
>Hamlet
>Kiss Me, Deadly

maybe because you are homosexual?

I have never been able to make top ten lists of any medium I like. I don't even really understand the concept of a "favorite movie" or a "favorite book". When someone asks me I just answer with the first good movie or book that comes to mind.

Without a particular order:

Ray Monk - Wittgenstein: The Duty of Genius
Kafka - The Trial
Kafka - The Castle
Shelly - Frankenstein
St. Augustine - Confessions
Dazai - Schoolgirl
Sophocles - The Theban Plays
Euripides - Medea & Other Plays
Wittgenstein - Blue & Brown Books
Nabokov - Pale Fire

>(so don't include obscure russian writers just because you think it makes you look smart, it doesn't).

>mfw years of reading obscure lit were all for nothing

i havent read any of these, but,

complete shakespeare
faerie queene
gargantua & pantagruel
Don Quixote
the divine comedy
the cantos
Ulysses
Finnegans Wake
The Recognitions
J R

rekted hard

In no particular order

Dune
Book of the New Sun
2001
The Hobbit
The Lays of Beleriand
The Gunslinger
A Storm of Swords
The Jungle
Neuromancer
The Stand

Hate all you want, I'd rather have good taste than Veeky Forums taste.

>I'd rather have good taste than Veeky Forums taste.
You have neither

Good one dude!

That fucking bitch is getting her shit stains all over the cover of that book.

It's Blood Meridian, so it's already a shit book.

>HONEST
pleb

Reading storm of swords right now. The Arya chapters are killing me. Rest of the book is good, but Arya'a story with Lord Beric's men is just too damn long and boring.

Stoner
Pride and Prejudice
The Karamazov Brothers
Anna Karenina
Of Mice and Men
The Odyssey
The Iliad
The Crying of Lot 49
The Old Man and the Sea
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

No particular order:
1. Silmarillion - J.R.R.T.
2. Lord of the Rings (whole trilogy) - J.R.R.T.
3. Hobbit - J.R.R.T.
4. Song of Ice and Fire (whole series) - G.R.R.M.
5. The Foundation (whole series) - Isaac Asimov
6. The Demon Cycle - Peter V. Brett
7. 1984 - George Orwell
8. Animal Farm - George Orwell
9. HP (whole series) - J.K.Rowling
10. Poirot (not going to bother writing down all of the names) - Agatha Christie

Nice body. Now show soles.

Good taste: The post.

I also haven't read any of them.

The Long Walk - Stephen King
Favourite book of all time

That was the book that first made me want to write! No book before then had ever made me feel what the characters were feeling. Good choice. Holy shit it's nice having threads like this where for a brief moment I can visit Veeky Forums without having some pretentious 18 year old english major try to shove pynchon or dfw's dick in my mouth.

Siddhartha
Don Cherry's Hockey Stories and Stuff
Lolita
Ficciones
The Invention of Morel
Catch 22
Wind Up Bird Chronicles
White Noise
A Confederacy of Dunces
Sorcerer's Stone

I wish my face was a stack of books

Tropic of Cancer/Tropic of Unicorn - Miller
The Trial - Kafka
American Psycho - Ellis
The Fall - Camus
Jitterbug Perfume - Robbins
The Birthday Party - Pinter
Tender is the Night - Fitzgerald
Stories of a Dirty Old Man - Bukowski
Less than Zero - Ellis
The Picture if Dorian Gray - Wilde

This board has gone so downhill

Petersburg Tales - Nikolai Gogol
The Idiot - Dostoevsky
The Cossacks - Tolstoy
Growth of the Soil - Hamsun
Pan - Hamsun
Lykke-Per - Henrik Pontoppidan
The Count of Monte Cristo - Dumas
Hamlet - Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida - Shakespeare
Hærværk - Tom Kristensen

This is legitimately honest.

Yu Hua - To Live
August Strindberg - Inferno
Sigrid Undset - The Wreath
Maksim Gorkij - My Childhood and In the World (never finished My Universities, which is part three)
Vladimir Nabokov - Lolita
Mikhail Bulgakov - The Master and Margarita
Franz Kafka - In the Penal Colony and The Metamorphosis
Ludwig Wittgenstein - Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
Herman Hesse - Siddharta
Cynthia Summers (editor) - Vampire the Masquerade Revised Edition.

All ten books of Malazan, and anything from that universe too.

>She has dark skin
no

All of Veeky Forums has lost quality desu

In Search of Lost Time
The Man Without Qualities
The Transylvania Trilogy
Titus Groan
Mason & Dixon
Being and Time
Journey to the End of the Night
The Sea of Fertility
The Castle
Petersburg

Who is this chocolate sunday

Have you read it? Then shut the fuck up. Early King is great. Pull your head out of your ass.

also not in particular order

1. Fornar Ástir - Sigurður Nordal
2. Complete Fiction - H.P. Lovecraft
3. Die Stadt der träumenden Bücher - Walter Moers
4. Woyzeck - Georg Büchner
5. Der Schimmelreiter - Theodor Storm
6. Das Nibelungenlied
7. Grettis Saga
8. Blóðhófnir - Gerður Kristný
9. The Coming Race - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
10. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams

Going to pasta this whenever this stupid picture gets posted here. Thanks.

Shouldn't you be on sparknotes reading about how whatever flavor of the month "literature" is supposed to have made you feel so you can share your manufactured reactions with the 4/10 behind the counter at your local barnes n noble? The sad thing is this is probably not far from the truth.

>Why does this book smell like poop?

The Long Walk ending was fucking awful. Get some damn taste for pete's sake

...

Why do you hate my penis?

>low T detected

Implying that chick's ass doesn't smell like heaven

Freak. I don't care who it is. After no showering for a long time it's gross.

go back to /r9k/, faggot

Sh-shut up..

In no order:

The Sun Also Rises, Hemingway
The Sailor Who Fell..., Mishima
Snow Country, Kawabata
2666, Bolano
The Hobbit, Tolkien
The Moon is Down, Steinbeck
Oliver Twist, Dickens
A Moveable Feast, Hemingway
My Struggle, Knausgaard
Witch Grass, Queneau

youtube.com/watch?v=78E2N156ZJk

summerfaggot leave

Twilight
Mein Kampf
Green Eggs and Ham
Eat, Pray, Love
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
The Fault in Our Stars
The Hunger Games
Brave New World
Harry Potter
The Art of War

Nah i think i'll stay.

what the hell sam

TOPKEK

>Volverás a Región - Juan Benet
are you the user that rec'd this? if so thanks. it is awesome

well meme'd my friend

And a patrician appears.

Master and Margerita
Ulysses
Ficciones
Moby Dick
Sound and the Fury
The American
Under the Volcano
Black Snow
Rayuela
The Waves

High school English/10

The Dice Man
Catch 22
House of Leaves
S.
Drawing the Head and Hands
Cirque Du Freak
The Koran
Fear and Loathing in Las vegas
The wheel of time
Choke

in no particular order.