That one guy that yawns between problem sets

>that guy that browses Veeky Forums between problem sets

>that brainlet that tries to correct your proofs

>that chick that hangs around the library, highlights a couple paragraphs and leaves

>that guy that hogs the book dispenser at the library

>that one girl that sometimes just bakes cake for us

>that guy that snorts adderall after every problem set

>that one guy that doesnt bring his own shampoo to the auditorium showers

>that guy that finishes a textbook in a weekend and claims natty

>that girl who "revises" uses mindmaps

studies have shown that they're basically worthless.

>that guy that borrows the pre-exam plug and doesn't clean it

>that guy that doesn't rerack the books after he's done

>that guy that gets a book way above his level, half-does the exercises in the intro chapter and leaves

>that guy that downloaded over 1000 textbooks and hasn't read any of them

>that one guy that apparently never takes a shower

>that guy that tries to convince you that your analysis is wrong

I'm that guy

This sounds sexy făm

>that guy who can post because clover is working again

>that guy that goes to the library at 2am and masturbates under the desks

>that guy that wears a hoodie and sunglasses to the library

>that guy that tries to accelerate particles by moving his hands really quick

>that guy that eats a slice of pizza after every exercise

>that guy takes his boombox to the library

>the girl who breastfeeds her mulatto baby in the middle of womens studies class

>that guy who sucks the teacher's dick way too much

>that one guy that shouts out the answer befor the professor finishes writing the problem

youtube.com/watch?v=5jmN_tBS0t4
Why is she a bitch Veeky Forums?
Also, videos that make you rage ITT.

>that guy that leaves mid lecture to take his wife's son to basketball practice

fuck you pretentious fag

>that guy that brings quill and ink and takes notes on a parchment

>that guy who gets a boner when solving triples

I'm 10 minutes in and so far (as a CS student) I agree with everything she said. When does the cringe start?

> That guy that cross posts stale memes on /fit and /sci

How are there this many fit and sci cross posters or is this thread so successful because any fitizens feel obliged to reply by the rarity of this thread

>that one professor who always says "and heres another very pleasant/enjoyable problem" and then the problem is difficult as fuck
>tfw all profs

OP or someone else posts this meme at least twice a day. I'm guessing fitizens reply just for the shit posts.

>that one professor who calls abstract diagrams 'cartoons'

>that one guy who answers every single question the teacher asks in class, but wrongly

>you can work for these companies
>lists xbox360 as a company
ayyy

>"I've never even taken pre-calc"
>is a professor of CS
lmao even the softest of sciences like biology require more math than cs. cs brainlets btfo

>that one guy who wants to be the next Heisenberg, but can't solve for mass using the density equation

is this an engineering school thing?

>that one guy who addresses and jokes with TAs as if they were best friends

I'm that guy

>that guy who's weighted grade dips

>in the us you can be a cs professor without taking precalc
Holy shit, that country is going to shit super fast

This one got me, fucking kek

I have literally done this, except it was like 2pm. I didn't take my dick out, I just rubbed my pants.
Jizzed and felt great.

>that one guy who stays after class to ask the Intro to Physics prof questions about dark matter

>that one girl who interrupts the lecture and makes the professor re-explain a concept she doesn't understand

It wasn't even something that would be on an exam, it was just a 'fun fact' type thing about the optics of the eye.

>that one guy who yells "Half Life 3 Confirmed", during a quantum theory lesson.

>that one guy that accidentally the whole auditorium

Why would you boast on the internet that you are a disinterested moron who doesnt want to know more in a learning setting?

>that one guy in the front row who thinks the prof is talking directly to him

When I don't understand something, or I want to know more, I talk to the professor after class or during office hours. Are you really such an idiot that this alternative never occurred to you?

Let mass be given by the following function, with [math]m,V\in\mathbb{C},\rho\in\mathbb{N}[/math]:

[eqn]m(\rho,V)=\sum_{\rho} \frac{1}{\rho^V}[/eqn]
For what values of [math]V[/math] does this function produce of massless particle?

lost

He specifically said that she was interrupting the lecture, why not have the lecturer go on with his lecture and ask the question at a different time?

You'd rather take up the professor's time to sate your individual curiosities, than risk embarrassing yourself by asking a question the whole class could benefit from?

Do you think profs are your personal tutors?

>that guy who insists on writing proofs entirely in logic symbols

What the fuck do you think office hours are for, exactly?

>that guy that formulates all his results in algebraic topology exclusively with set theory

im that guy, they're pretty comfy

It's summer in Texas, and quals last for hours.

You're lucky I wore clothes.

this is me

Agreed. I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Me too, unless it's cold out, in which case I wear sweat pants (see also give up on life pants). I also liked Pokemon Red and Blue.

Trivial zeros at -2,-4,... non-trivia zeros at real part of 1/2 and the complex number values are left as an exercise for the reader

Also me

Sweat pants are the second best pants for displaying erections, besides no pants.

>doesn't walk around with an erection waving to strangers
It's like you don't even life a happy life.

>he wears jeans and a dress shirt to write his calculus 1 exam

>tfw when I was that guy for a semester
jk idgaf, turned out alright

Lmao

Kek what the fuck

>the guy who wears track pants and moves his legs around throughout the test

Are you me?

>that guy at the library who writes things on the community whiteboard

I was him in undergrad :(

I-is that bad?

I wear them to class too

>that guy who does everything said thus far in this thread and still posts a comment

Kek

Bill Nye is such a cuck.

>that guy who sniffs his runny nose throughout the exam

>that professor who's the first one to leave the classroom after the session

How could you say such a thing?! Does his mechanical engineering B.S. not intimidate you?!

>Professor says throughout the year "Don't be sick on the final. You can't make it up"
>That guy who shows up sick and throws up 30 minutes in
>Mfw they don't even clean it up until we're done

>not bringing a nose clip and earmuffs to the exam

I do it, too :^). I need my ice water fix.

You better not chew the ice.

the bowtie was a dead giveaway