How do we stop him? Seriously, he's ruining young women everywhere. In today's culture, it's rare enough to find a girl who reads, but when you actually find one, she reads John Green. Even fully grown adult women are reading his nonsense.
Unless we stop him, girls will get their idea of romance from guy who wrote a novel FOR TEENAGERS in which the main character, who greatly resembles John Green himself, gets a blowjob from and hot girl, then makes out with a different hot girl, the one he really loves, immediately after. They will get their crash course in history from a man who is ashamed to be a straight white male. They will get their sexual ethics from a man who would eat a bowl of Cheerios that 48 men have stuck their penises into. They will learn about literature from a man who called The Catcher in the Rye "profoundly and disturbingly misogynistic". Their idea of great literature will come from the guy who wrote, "If people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane."
I don't even know if he can be stopped, but we have to try. The future depends on it. Looking for Alaska is already being taught in public schools throughout America.
Luis Clark
>fully grown adult women There is no such thing.
Kayden Reyes
Plebs will be plebs, you can't change that.
Isaiah Edwards
“The real heroes anyway aren't the people doing things; the real heroes are the people NOTICING things, paying attention.” I fucking hate this guy
Jack Cooper
platitudes usually have a grain of truth to them but I'm not quite sure what this is even trying to convey.
Jason Jackson
>How do we stop him? Seriously, he's ruining young women everywhere. In today's culture, it's rare enough to find a girl who reads, but when you actually find one, she reads John Green. Even fully grown adult women are reading his nonsense.
I'd rather have stupid girls reading his books rather than having them reading the classics and then making stupid blogposts/reviews on them.
Oliver Fisher
why?
William Anderson
Because it hurts to read them.
Ryan Perez
When you meet a man, you know it instinctively that he is a man and not some boyish imitation of masculinity, or a bundled collection of adultisms in the shape of a caricature of manhood.
With women it is the same way. So to distill the teaching of every great man in history: "Who cares what women think?"
Jose Rivera
so don't read them. Which should be easy for you.
Hudson Hall
Think about the stuff you read when you were younger. Do you really think you'd still be stimulated by it now?
Shitty YA literature gets people to read. Some of them will go on to read better things and some will not. But the ones who stick with shitty books were never going to come our way anyway. People who want to find good ideas and good books will. It's not like they're hard to find.
Robert Martinez
This has no truth because its not a platitude. It is entirely idiotic and wrong.
Angel Stewart
Yes user, I kekd audibly at your reference to his Cheerios analogy, which you were going for I'm sure.
Robert Torres
I can't help it. My curiosity compels me since I love reading what other people think about my favorite books.
Aaron Johnson
>>>/reddit/
Elijah Murphy
>They will get their sexual ethics from a man who would eat a bowl of Cheerios that 48 men have stuck their penises into
Jonathan Anderson
>"If people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane." Never read any Green, but that was a painful sentence to read.
Austin Reed
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Jack Turner
>“The real heroes anyway aren't the people doing things; the real heroes are the people NOTICING things, paying attention.” lol, caricature of a man tries to justify his existence.
Anthony Cooper
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Nicholas Perez
I didn't know Cheerios could give you STDs. I knew Kellogs was up to something sneaky...
Jayden Foster
i think he has played a good role in educating people about current events and such; i think he tries to throw out lots of points of view, which is important enough for a youtube history blogger
i was genuinely surprised when i found out that he was an author. made no sense to me.
Thomas Richardson
>"The real heroes anyway aren't the people doing things; the real heroes are the people NOTICING things, paying attention. The guy who invented the smallpox vaccine didn't actually invent anything. He just noticed that people with cowpox didn't get smallpox." >He just noticed that people with cowpox didn't get smallpox Yeah, and that guy actualized this knowledge by DOING A THING, you goddamn retard.
Oliver Carter
lel
Alexander Hall
That is a false analogy. It would be more like, "imagine if there was one cheerio and 48 guys took turns putting it into their mouth and spitting it out. Would you want to be number 49?"
Henry Green
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Julian Scott
>...but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch. the result of at least three hours of freewriting
Luke Evans
If I were a cute girl, I wouldn't want a man that sleeps around.
Easton Peterson
still can't see how anyone could call Catcher in the Rye misogynistic
Gavin Nguyen
lol
Jayden Rogers
Bullshit. Men are respected and desired because the world yields to their powerful will and the more of the world that yields the more respected and desired they are.
Women are desired because they do not yield to the will of others. The more pleasure they abstain from and forego the more desirable they become. The weaker their will, the more cute and appealing they become.
Aaron Rogers
Oh hi, r/theredpill
Grayson Moore
Wow that has really annoyed me, I feel like most of the girls I know would also be annoyed by that statement. I feel like plebs gonna pleb is accurate.
Kayden Adams
We should fuck him up though senpai, any ladies on here want to write a viral "open letter" to JG telling him he's a smarmy cunt and he's made them feel totally violated?
Hunter Parker
That rain line is really nice desu
John Green isn't a poor writer, just an overly celebrated and profoundly egotistic one
Colton Johnson
Any POCs on here want to say he spat on them on the bus?
Xavier Jones
Please kill yourself
Juan Gonzalez
Really though surely all smart people, as in your average smarty, just recognises this as garbage?
Kevin Smith
what the hell are you talking about senpai, he's completely right, like, in an objectively accepted by the majority of people kind of way
Caleb Price
not a lot of people care about yella fellows so no help there
Bentley Cox
How do we stop him? Seriously, he's ruining young women everywhere. In today's culture, it's rare enough to find a girl who reads, but when you actually find one, she reads Peter Sotos. Even fully grown adult women are reading his nonsense.
Unless we stop him, girls will get their idea of romance from guy who wrote a novel FOR PEDOPHILES in which the main character, who greatly resembles Peter Sotos himself, gets a blowjob from and hot toddler, then makes out with a different hot toddler, the one he really loves, immediately after. They will get their crash course in pornography from a man who is ashamed to, uh, y'know... jerk off. They will get their sexual ethics from a man who would fuck a child that 48 men have stuck their penises into. They will learn about literature from a man who called 'Helping Your Child Recover from Sexual Abuse' "profoundly and disturbingly misogynistic". Their idea of great literature will come from the guy who wrote, "Can I suggest you... GET FUCKED."
I don't even know if he can be stopped, but we have to try. The future depends on it. The second issue of Pure is already being taught in public schools throughout America.
Jace Thompson
what is this meant to convey
Brayden Jenkins
Could you rephrase that question?
Andrew Jackson
He's not wrong, in that sexual purity is basically imaginary.
But shaming people for adhering to sexual traditions is bad; comparable to mocking someone for religious beliefs.
Josiah Mitchell
>Kellogs General Mills bro. Lrn2read cereal boxes.
Aaron Wood
But that's not comparable, women who sleep with a man aren't less valuable for it. You can't tell how many a woman has been with. There's no way to know.
Grayson Barnes
Confidence is attractive to both genders, but it is much more important in a man than in a woman.
Bentley Turner
>>>>>>>>>
Lincoln Bell
I literally looked up cheerios to make sure I would get the brand right before I posted that, but I somehow typed the wrong brand anyway :/. Looks like I flunked out of Veeky Forums.
Ian Campbell
I don't even know who this motherfucker is or what he's written or whatever, and that quote still makes me want to punch him in his fucking face.
Cooper Phillips
hahahah, that is *literally* newspeak
>up is down >left is right >war is peace >talkers are heroes >doers are losers
Levi Thomas
>coward attempting to justify nonaction and insult men of action Y-yeah! That's why I went to Canada instead of taking the chance that my draft number would be called! That's why grandpa pretended to have a limp so he wouldn't have to fight in Japan! He's the real hero you guys!
Liam Anderson
Is it any more imaginary than other social standards - like guilt or innocence? Sobriety or drunkenness?