So, you're a mechanical engineer

There are countless fields related to mathematics and finance. Majors and single courses as well. I wouldn't be surprised if more mathematicians knew about the market than mock functions. Fucking retard.

>is adding numbers mathematics too?
Yes.
>is changing a lightbulb electric engineering?
Yes.

>So you're and aerospace engineer?
>You must really like planes

Planes suck, but analyzing weight-optimized structures under complex loading is dope

wow u sure are a special snowflake

>mechanical engineer
>knows nothing about cars

>electronics engineers
>can't analyze everyday commercial circuits

>chemical engineers
>can't do chemistry in his kitchen

If you fit any of those descriptions you're just a faggot who went with the flow in school and has no passion for what he does.

Thanks, my mommy agrees

>So, you're a computer engineer
> Can you change my firefox homepage?

>So you're an engineer
>Can you have sex with a woman?

even civil engineers can use ansys bro.

you misunderstand. engineers know about those things. OP is salty about peoples pleb tier understanding of what engineering is.

> So you're studying psychology
> What do you see in my train of thoughts ?

>meet a concert pianist
>"even my six-year-old cousin can play the piano, bro"

Kek

>studying psychology

Yeah I guessed someone would say so :/

Psychology and sociology; the two hardest sciences there are.

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is this b8 ? copy-pasta ?
Or are you someone I'd never hoped to find here ?
I'm studying psychology because I want to change the movement, to register an actual method of understand what we call "the mind", I'm getting myself into a lot science on the side, just so I straighten my reasoning, etc.
I intend to make psychology the hardest I can find

I know man.

I major in gender studies, and I want to change the movement, to register an actual method of understand what we call "gender", I'm getting myself into a lot of science on the side.

> ok I just go b8'd

I know man, life is hard. gimme a hug

>i am a geologist
>WE

>chemical engineers
>can't do chemistry in his kitchen

Define "do chemistry in kitchen".

>be artist
>can you draw me this?
>sure that'll be 350 bucks
>make 350 bucks

Scientists don't actually like fun do they?

>i am a biomedical engineer
>YOUR APPOINTMENT TO FEMA SHOULD BE FINALIZED WITHIN THE WEEK

>so you're a computer scientist?
>how's your AI going on?

cringe post

he's right

ever since that dumb movie, people keep asking about artificla intelligence

>so, you're in grad school for chemistry?
>DONT MAKE TOO MUCH METH LOLOLOLOL

in all honesty, the stereotype should be everyone is an alcoholic. That would be extremely accurate.

Geologist already took that stereotype.

>topological optimization
>no topology at all
stop

Whip up a mean batch of fettuccine alfredo

what do you mean stereotype,it's true

stereotypes exist for a reason, user

>you're just a faggot who went with the flow in school and has no passion for what he does.

I don't know how to have passion. I've never really enjoyed or wanted to do anything in life.

I just exist.

>

Soulless chink detected.

DELETE THIS

You can't argue with my dubs

LMFAO

lmao

What is a "woman"?
Does it come with Bluetooth?

Got asked this twice in the same week by 2 different people
>What's your major?
Computer science
>So can you hack Apple stuff, like ipads and iphones?

Not even kidding you, 2 different people asked if I could hack Apple products.

> so have you made an app yet? you know I heard that there was this 15 year old kid who made one and became a millionaire why don't you try that?

You should be able to do that.

>Is changing a lightbulb electric engineering?
Well it aint rocket science!

slang for clandestine production of methamphetamine

I thought it was ordinary cooking.
Am I underage on the inside?

>so you are a biologist
>what is that plant

>tfw biologist
>if i cant identify, give a random but long latin name

What's the problem? Can't keep up with some finance news?

medical physics my dood

>so you're an engineering student
>can you repair my iPhone?
Happened last month.

I feel as if that's not the user's complaint.

Life is good if you git gud

what movie

Has he been infected?

"yeah I guess so""

>Studying Psychology because I am too dumb for a real Science
>Father is an Engineer
>Mother is an Engineer
>They are always make fun of me
>They make the jokes constantly
>'hey family psychologist, can you explain why I FEEL like a Burger for dinner?'
>'hey family psychologist, do you FEEL like cleaning up your stinky poop stains from the toilet?'
>they always make fun of me around friends
>at a restaurant
>cute waitress is being nice to me
>dad laughs
>'YOU MUST WANT TO DATE OUR SON! HE IS A PSYCHOLOGIST. GO ON SON, TELL HER WHAT YOUR ORDER OF A CHEESEBURGER SAYS ABOUT YOUR LIFE!'
>feel under a great amount of pressure
>giggle and say to the waitress 'i-i-i-t says that I need sex from a cheeseburger waitress'
>she gets creeped and stops hitting on me and flirting
>they are very upset with me always
>dad makes me give him 'psychological assessments' by making me guess what he is having for breakfast
>if I fail he adds 5 euro to my rent

You real scientists have it easy

Christ dude get off your high horse.

>everyone tells you they have a million dollar app idea and want you to program it for them

>>giggle and say to the waitress 'i-i-i-t says that I need sex from a cheeseburger waitress
LMFAO

oh my fuck my sides

>>why I FEEL like a Burger for dinner?
Because you're a fat fuck that can't cook
Simplez

WUZ

SHIIET

>Engineer =/=scientist

Why would you do this?

yes, I can fix your car. But my back hurts because I spend so much studying mechanics, which is completely unrelated to my ability to fix cars, but I can do them both anyways because I don't want people to think I'm not passionate about mechanical engineering. Laying under a car burning the back of your arm on your shitty metal incandescent lamp while breathing in the stench of warm wd40 while you scrape the back of your knuckles trying to remove some bolt buried in an impossible to reach place because some retarded mechanical engineers can't be bothered to imagine how people will ever work on the things they design, while you install some shitty replacement part that you know will fail in a year because your too cheap to buy from the dealer and it was made in china where there are no real mechanical engineers and the steel was not heat treated properly and the bolts will strip or break or gaskets will leak or whatever and nothing was made up to original spec designed by the mechanical engineers thus making me swear that when i design a part I will do a better job and won't put a bolt in a hard to reach place, then my boss tells me that I have 1 day to design a bracket to mount some shitty unnecessary turbo tabulator on the underside of some hard to reach place causing me to rush to finish the design and placing the bracket and the part in a hard to reach place where some other poor mechanical engineer will scrape his knuckles bloody trying to install just so that people know that he is a serious mechanical engineer and can also fix things with his hands and not some nerd who doesn't know how to work on cars. so what was the original question? whatever forget it just gona go kill myself

Ever heard of run on sentences?

punctuation is for plebes

to find my posts later on the archive

nice post

Nice copy-paste.

this is a genuine Veeky Forums original

>oh your a penetration tester
>Can you hack my ex's Facebook?

>"so you're an economist...
>what stocks should I invest in?
>how do I be the Wolf of Wall Street?
>how do I get rich quick?
>why aren't you a *real* science? (t. engineer/biologist/computer scientist/psychologist)"

>oh you have a top secret clearance
>Are aliens real? Who killed Kennedy?
>Oh you used to be infantry?
>How many people you kill?
>Oh you're an electrical engineer, can you get me free cable?

>"oh you play in a band? can you learn a couple dozen songs and play my wedding? I can't pay ya but drinks are free!"

>So, you're a dentist...
>You must be rich
Still living with my parents
Im 24

It's cos your 24 mate, you finished school like yesterday. In 30 years time if you're not rich, you have fucked up severely.

350 for a drawing?
Wow I could get a ps4 and a few games instead.
>Buys ps4
Sorry user it looks like you're gonna have to find a real job

I know I have.
Ive chosen difficult path in profession that doesn't pay at all in a Balkan country.
it is what it is

Ex Machina

Nice Pepe.

>Not becoming a civil engineer
Civil Engineering is the easiest Engineering discipline user. It's not too late to change.

>Penetration tester
>Can you penetrate my Ex
Topcuck

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Veeky Forums btfo

nah, EE is easy if you know how to suck a good dick.

>engineering

haha i have a friend on skype always asking me for my opinion on certain stocks because I did econ/math in college

that and whenever i visited my grandparents they would always put 'cnn money' on