I bet none of you fags could write better jokes than this

I bet none of you fags could write better jokes than this.

I want to die now, thanks.

>Did you hear about the user who posted something almost totally unrelated to literature on Veeky Forums?
I'm sure you can guess what didn't happen!

So how many layers of irony do I need to be?

>Unrelated
Its a masterwork of literature you uncultured swine fucker.

I'm still not seeing any better jokes. Thanks for proving me right again Veeky Forums

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What's the difference between a duck?
One leg is both the same.

I've still got a couple more. I really need to buy this magnificent piece of art for myself.

This little old woman goes to a doctor and says "I have a terrible malady, Mr. Doctor" she says "I've an aweful fright I'll die of it..."
"And what are your symptoms?"
"my head shakes, Mr. Doctor"
*joke teller mumbles and shakes head*

(It's supposed to be told in person not writen)

What's the difference between a duck?
Its head bangs together when it walks!

Did not even chuckle. On the other hand these awesome jokes had me laughing in tears for a millennia. Especially the ocean one, that one destroyed me!

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>half the faggots don't even know superior humor when they see one


this is sad and funny at the same time

What's the difference between a duck?
About [------------------] this much!

>Did you hear about the noob whose favorite block is air?
>Nothing happened!

What's the difference between a duck?
The higher they fly the much!

What's the difference between a duck?
One has feathers!

Have some more hilarious jokes about noobs of minecraft!

>Mr. Doctor

What's the difference between a duck?
One has a flaw, the other was fallen in turn!

What's the difference between a duck?
The slope of its tangent!

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Nobody cares about that book. Tell us duck jokes.

How about some riddles for you guys. Try to solve them before reading the answer!

pls stop posting this shit.

>The player who stole my cookie really took the biscuit!
I swear to god these jokes were all translated from Slovenian and nobody attempted to fix the syntax or the idioms

What's the difference between a duck?
Your mother could serve as informant!

That's sadly all I have now. Though I will someday acquire the book for myself and share its wonderful secrets with you!

What's the difference between a duck
It destroyed him!

What layer of irony is this author on???

M Y S I D E S
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I personally think he is on the 78th layer.

That pig has one too many limbs

Nah, the extra "limb" is just his dick.

>I swear to god these jokes were all translated from Slovenian and nobody attempted to fix the syntax or the idioms
Written by multiple people. All very English sounding names

Three brothers named Hollow?

Sounds very English and very fake

You bet your faggot ass I would!

What the hell is going on here with the duck jokes?

marvelous stuff, top notch

Most of those aren't even jokes. There's no punchline. Putting an exclamation point at the end of your explanation doesn't make it a joke.

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Truly the pinnacle of anti-humor.

What nickname did Mike Tyson and Barack Obama share as children?

nigger

Would have been funnier if you said Muhammad Ali

No, that would have made the joke ambiguous since it would have had two correct answers.

Towel Head

Actually it'd be funnier because it sounds like you're setting up for a Muslim joke, but then you just say "nigger"

Whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew?

The boyscout comes home from the camp.

That's a normal joke.

What did you name your imaginary friend as a kid?
>pause for response
I called mine Dad

This joke is only funny if you're black.

Fuck off racist scum #AntiFa