Has there ever been a patrician novel that has a descriptive sex scene in it?

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THIS

roughly 77% of poems are about romance, of those, a third is about sex, which means that 27.88 % of poems are about sex. Poems are patrician, therefore, this thread sucks my dick.

poems can be patrician. not all of them are.

Many.

Im about two hundred pages in. when does the sex scene happen?

Hogg

Continental Drift

Some people think Queequeg and Ishmael were gettin' it on. Definitely some homoerotic undertones when they first share a bed but i personally don't see it that clearly.

Lame Of Thrones

The Castle by Kafka.

Illuminatus Trilogy isn't "patrician" in the way Joyce or other "high" fiction is, but its fucking awesome, and has many sex scenes

all of dh lawrence

ffs sharing a bed is NOT gay, only repressed homos would be uncomfortable with sharing a bed with a dude

lol check out this faggotron boys

Game of Bones

if i recall right, it doesnt even occur to them to not sleep naked

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50 shades
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Game of Thrones

Infinite Jest, cos DFW fucks you in the head

De sade is basically erotica and he's top tier

Houellebecq has the sex.

I don't know why that was so horrible to me.

I never think in such terms when I'm cumming, is probably why, and it seems absurd to apply that nerdy metalust language.

>cumming

The Tropic of Cancer
Gargantua and Pantagruel
Gravity's Rainbow
Under the Volcano
JR
2666
The Sailor Who Fell From Grace
Ulysses

pretty good user

yes

American Psycho's got several, and they're quite graphic.

When Moby gets the dick.

Isn't that the one where the guy getting the blowjob is a completely shameless self-insert and is a shy nerdy smart guy who happens to be super cute and have a massive dick?

Man fuck john green, truly a cancer on the literary world.

Not really, it just read like a slightly awkward sex scene where neither party really knew what they were doing. I don't get the hate for John green honestly, he's not exactly some game changing author, but he's decent at what he writes (generally, some passages suck obviously) Seems like a lot of the hate is just trying to fit in honestly.

This is really poor. What is it though so i don't ever buy it?

>decent at what he writes

fuck off kaidu

He's a decent writer for YA fiction, yeah.

>Ellis
>patrician

DFW gravespinnin right now yall

A Sport and a Pastime by James Salter has several.

fuck yes.

kek definitely not reading Houellebecq now, that is very shit writing

>explicit
No. The scene was very subtle and in summary.

I bet you love (but haven't read) Ulysses and hate DFW, too.

>An autistic geek who hung himself with a belt is patrician.
Don't think so slim.

>Gargantua and Pantagruel
What the fuck, I thought that was """meant""" to be for children.

No it wasn't, it was written to influence kings, disguised as a funny tale for Francois 1er to bother with it. The comedy in it also has meaning.

I know, hence the quotes. But I thought it was meant to be presented as for (and was read to) children.

sorry, I didn't really read the whole thread.

Gargantua and Pantagruel aren't original characters (do not steel) made by Rabelais on his deviantart. They were popular figures of tales in France at the time, not necessarily presented as being related or even being giants.
He basically took two popular characters and wrote his fanfiction with them and now they're known because of him.
The same happenned with the Roman de Renart.