What is the most non-lethal injury to the human body possible?

Breaking your nail or

Getting killed

gunshot wound to the head

penis cancer.

I bruise won't do much, but the trauma that causes the bruise could lead to a blood clot if it damages a vein or arterial wall.

The trauma is what is being discussed in the thread, not the result.

Exposure to pot smoke.

Who hurt you user?

Haircut.

Abrasian not deeper than stratum corneum.

Circumcision.

Long term intense smoking of cigarettes. The scarring of lung tissue is extensive. How some people still survive it to die of natural causes is amazing to me.

Has anyone died from stubbing their toe?

hair being cut. if you don't like that then plucking a hair out by the root.

Brain freeze

Getting your head cut off.

OP posting

>most non-lethal
Most 'Non-Lethal' ..?
So, ... the 'least lethal'?

No injury at all.

Infants die from circumcision complications occasionally.

huffingtonpost.com/entry/teen-dies-hickey-stroke_us_57c5f288e4b0e60d31dc03e7

Being shot by a 9mm.

.45 STRONK

Scratch yourself in the same place 5 times.

Mild inflammation, goes away in minutes. This could be defined as an injury.

pressing on your skin for a few seconds leaves a pale spot that quickly dissipates

Flick yourself and it'll hurt a bit

shoot urself in the head with an ak-47
trust me im an engineer
non-lethal

There was a House episode where a doctor in an arctic research station broke her toe without noticing.
The cold made it numb, so it went unnoticed.
The break threw out fat emboli, that caused increased cranial pressure, coma, and a couple other complications I can't remember.

No offense, cuz I really like that show, but I don't think a good defense of anything should ever start with "there was a House episode where"

emboli can't come out of a dislocated broken toe?

there was a house episode where I fucked ur mom tho

No gf.

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Lol

This