>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting
Can you believe that there are actually retards out there that major in fucking BIOLOGY?
TOP KEK, what are you going to do with that knowledge? Start a zoo? As a math major with experience in computer science, I have skills that employers actually want to pay for; and I could wipe the floor with any bio-tard who thinks he can contribute something useful to science.
You aren't a scientist. You're a meme.
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>Start a zoo?
damn it op, spilled my coffee kek
mathematical biology ftw!
Everyone knows if you want to start a zoo you study Zoology, the study of zoos.
Bull.
Biology doesn't pay shit unless you go into medicine, and med school is expensive and a waste of time unless you're just desperate for parental approval and think it will get you a gold digging cunt.
>Math major
You can teach high school, or teach uni is your grades are good enough, they're not enjoy teaching high school.....what, you don't have an education certificate? Enjoy being a substitute high school teacher or college tutor. You'll be lucky to get $40,000 a year.
>major
clearly says phd
that makes little difference in his case
but maybe he could work for the NSA or Wall Street somewhere
Math is not science..
I don't understand. Like, you didn't major in biology so why does it matter so much that you made a post on Veeky Forums gloating about how much you didn't major in biology? Why are you so obsessed with not having majored in biology that you feel the need to speak condescendingly to those who have? Do you wish that you majored in biology? Explain
"Haha biology majors, I didn't major in biology!" Is all I'm getting from this thread? Prove otherwise
>tfw biochem major
t-thats not a soft science, r-right anons?
>that makes little difference in his case
oh boy...
>$300k/yr starting
fuggin wut
but op, do you realize, you are is a tool...
>not getting your phd in cell biology and help curing cancer
Kill yourself.
Lol what do you think that's a meme or something? Look it up
>major in math
>learn the biology in three weeks
>become mathematical biologist
>profit
How much would someone with a phd in mathematics ACTUALLY make?
0. It's literally a meme field with no real life applications
what is Quantitative Analysis/Data Science/Teaching(at uni/college level)
Check out the actual data for yourself instead of memeing.
payscale.com
As always it depends on what you do. If you fall for the academia meme then you earn 62k to 100k.
If you go for actual industry then you earn 150k.
>62k to 100k
lol no
30-40k starting. you only get 100k if you prove some big result.
The bait is real.
I will be biotechnician, surely monsanto will pay me well.
>what is Quantitative Analysis/Data Science/Teaching(at uni/college level)
a pipe dream
Aaay lmao
The VAST majority of biology majors I know (and I am one, so I know quite a few) are on some pre-career track (medical, dental, vet, PA, etc) that will guarantee them a job and give them a higher salary than a math major could ever hope for.
And who the hell is a mathematician to say biology isn't real science? Because math sure as he'll isn't science.
Next time you get sick, just go curl up in a ditch and do some equations or some shit, because most of your medical staff were biology majors
>tfw was starting to major in biology
>tfw 1 year in realized there literally no point
>switched to radiology
>best decision in my life
I kek when I see my biology mates working in retail
3/4 of bio majors are pre meds who switch to business or communications after 1st semster was too hard.
>Because math sure as he'll isn't science.
Keep telling yourself that, poor brainlet
My girlfriend got an undergraduate in Biology, went on to genetics. Now she's earning $150,000 a year. You guys are dumb fucks aren't you?
It's not you fucking poor faggot
Did I trigger a poor biology fag? I'm so sorry, make sure not to think about it too hard, else you might hurt your head again.
No....you get the lower salary if you work for a liberal arts uni. But a research uni will pay you 60-90k. You get around 100k if you prove some huge result and are famous.
Look up your math professors salaries. If you go to a public uni they should all be public info.
>Look up your math professors salaries. If you go to a public uni they should all be public info.
Yeah, I did. That's how I know.
>liberal arts uni
>research uni
These are buzzwords, they don't even mean anything.
What's with all the shitposting on this site lately? Not even Veeky Forums is safe and soon this catalog will be littered with interracial cuck porn after midnight.
You embodiments of memes, always looking at the money.
We study the shit we want because we like it, money's just a plus.
>3 salaries
>2 salaries
>2 salaries
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>Rated 4 out of 5 based on 2 votes
Top kek. Looks like a reliable data set to me.
>These are buzzwords, they don't even mean anything.
No, they're not. You're retarded.
Pompous freshmen who just enrolled and are in need of some dick waving to feel better.
My guess anyway.
yeah they arent user. what the hell are you talking about.
>what are publications
>what are citations
>what is impact factor
derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
this is why we can't have nice things
go catch pokemon or something, children
Then you go to a shitty university
>Inb4 I go to Harvard, her derp
Is this the next big meme here or what
No it's not, don't let any retard here who doesn't know what they are talking about tell you different. It's literally a chem degree + some biochem classes and minus an advanced inorganic course.
>PhD in math
>300k in debt
>I want any job
Also, feels good to be chem PhD master race
>TOP KEK, what are you going to do with that knowledge? Start a zoo?
>Also, feels good to be chem PhD master race
I'm a molecular biology major, while taking chemistry courses I really liked inorganic chemistry, is bioinorganic chemistry a good field?
That's a good guess. Give em a month or two and they'll be asking about study tips and adderall.
ill be completely honest. no. There's definitely application, but not enough.
is there a field that's not a dead end then? I just wanna do chemistry
>I just wanna do chemistry
Why? How depressing.
your girlfriend is a dumb slut who fucks your friends behind your back
>he's not going to be part of the biotechnological revolution coming up in the next decades
Why even do science?
dunno man, I just like it
>shitting on other degrees or fields instead of just praising your own
I percieve a big sense of insecurity in OP's post.Do you need some approval to feel of worth?
Sad post, bro.
The truth can hurt,I know.
>tfw single again