This is objectively the list of the best books of all time, in order. Prove me wrong (Non-Fiction excluded)
1. Ulysses - James Joyce 2. The Faerie Queene - Edmund Spenser 3. Gravity's Rainbow - Thomas Pynchon 4. Omeros - Derek Walcott 5. The Life and Times of Michael K. - J.M. Coetzee 6. Beloved - Toni Morrison 7. The Trial - Franz Kafka 8. Hamlet - William Shakespeare 9. Trilogy - Samuel Beckett 10. Paradise Lost - John Milton 11. To the Lighthouse - Virginia Woolf 12. Pale Fire - Vladamir Nabakov 13. "A" - Louis Zukofsky 14. Dictee - Theresa Hak Kyung Cha 15. Spring and All - William Carlos Williams 16. Prometheus Unbound - Percy Bysshe Shelley 17. The Hour of the Star - Clarice Lispector 18. Crystallography - Christian Bok 19. The Book of Disquiet - Fernando Pessoa 20. A Tale for the Time Being - Ruth Ozeki 21. 2666 - Roberto Bolano 22. The Sound and the Fury - William Faulkner 23. The Wasteland - T.S. Eliot 24. Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace 25. Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
Camden Mitchell
>IJ is his contemporary choice >not Suttree
Dropped r o p p e d
William Ross
Pretty arbitrary and meaningless. 2/10
Eli Watson
>No Lolita
Angel Sanders
>Morrison, Walcott, and Coetzee better than Beckett, Shakespeare, and Milton
lmao
Sebastian Hall
>no Moby Dick >no Faust >no Don Quixote >mostly native english works Broaden your horizon.
Alternatively kill yourself and so on.
Sebastian Campbell
pedo >Muh litritchure no excuse > Muh Art u pleb ..no excuse
Gabriel Rodriguez
>Picks Trial over superior Castle
Jace Myers
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Zachary Long
>Morrison >DFW 1/8 got replied to
Andrew Gonzalez
>no Divine Comedy
Wot
Eli Robinson
Let me guess, Moby-Dick was "too boring" for you?
Luke Allen
actually your list is incorrect because actually *cums in pants* actually actually -- hey -- if you consider -- hey -- you obviously haven't read this other book that actually is actually *dies*
Jaxson Perez
so QuIrKy
Brayden Nelson
Coetzee....?
Constanza face
John Roberts
"Dante wrote the best book we have." - Borges
Carson Walker
those books are shit. prove yourself right
Ethan Young
>no Proust >no Melville
>list disregarded
Eli Cooper
fw you haven't read a single book in years
Fill me in Veeky Forums what's a must?
William Sullivan
who cares dude. get a better hero to worship, he lists many you can cling to.
Adam Nelson
Ulysses is an over-eager, noting read. Literature is art, art is meant to make you feel and to entertain. It fails at the latter an did debate able at the former.
Jackson Baker
*Over-rated boring.
Liam Harris
>objectively Into the trash it goes.
Elijah Gonzalez
The greeks. Aristophanes, Euripides, Sophocles and Homer, the presocratics, Plato, and Aristotle.
Josiah Smith
Thank you.
Carson Cox
>no Gaddis >no Hawkes >no James >no Melville >no Mann >no Broch >no Goethe >no [insert author op has never read here] You're right, in a way--it's objectively shit.
Jason Brooks
>Hamlet >book
Christian Harris
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Isaiah Cruz
my library only cares GR, Against the Day, and Inherent Vice I don't want to start with fucking GR, or his only 1000 page novel. Do I have to start with Inherent Vice even though I've seen the movie already
Ian Nguyen
>>no Gaddis >>no Hawkes It's still a shit list as these pretty much always are, but in OP's defense, you'd be hard-pressed to find more than a handful of people here who've read those two especially. Gaddis had a bit of a revival recently, but it seems like few people actually got through The Recognitions or the recently reprinted J R.
Ryan Reyes
you're never going to read anything with an attitude like that. you want advise? you'll be dead soon and your wasting time on flimflamflummery. how did people read before the internet connected assholes from across the world so they could make guides and create rules for books most of them haven't read? they picked up a book and read it. chances are you'll have an opinion and maybe an understanding. try it.
Jordan Harris
I mean... I guess... I rather have started with the Crying of Latka 49 since it's so short compared to everything else, but your saying just dive into one of the longer and more complex pieces of literature even though I am kind of a pleb and may not enjoy it with out any kind of reference on how to digest this guy, Pynchon? I rather dip my toes, desu, it's a different time desu
Jace Perry
If you really wanna dip your toes, then maybe starting with Pynchon right now isn't a good idea, especially seeing how hesitant you already are.
Make a choice already.
Jeremiah Evans
why are you giving me ultimatums, I'll do it whenever I want to. I said they don't have anything at my library besides GR and Against the Day, if I don't want to start with those I won't, what is wrong with, do you think you're teaching me a life lesson you uppity nigger, I will read what ever I want when I want, I'm reading Zadie Smith and Virginia Woolf so I can get accustomed to post modern and good prose, why are you so mean to me I hate it, I mean jesus I'll read Pynchon when the time is right. WHY are you so patrician
Brandon Walker
>3. Gravity's Rainbow - Thomas Pynchon kys
Aiden Phillips
>all these meme books
You only read book stalked about on here, don't you? Have you even read the Faerie Queene?